Post a pic that makes you lol

[nnm 36369]

54 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

And as we were driving down the highway
She asked me baby what's so great
How come you're always going on
About your lone star state

 

I said that's right you're not from Texas
That's right you're not from Texas
That's right you're not from Texas
But Texas wants you anyway

 

That's right you're not from Texas
That's right you're not from Texas
That's right you're not from Texas
But Texas wants you anyway

 

Oh the road it looked so lovely
As she stood there on the side
And she grew smaller in my mirror
As I watched her wave goodbye

[Bullneck 19079]

12 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Apparently this is real, not a skit

 

I work with a guy who act like this.  I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire.

[Parliament 14256]

Sorry.  I'll tone it down.

[Jerry Callo 8700]

7 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Pflugerville soccer fields...

 

Creeping on the Cap City girls?

[Trey3216 15346]

10 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Creeping on the Cap City girls?

Buddy was there watching his daughter and sent it 

[Blotto 23498]

https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/12qor1x/rhino_interrupts_interview_with_a_giant_fart/

 

[beer 3220]

[deadshank 24652]

[Kennythetiger 9379]

18 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

Lotta bling for beating Kansas.

We wouldn’t know. 

[TrashMaster G 17551]

7 hours ago, Blotto said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/comments/12qor1x/rhino_interrupts_interview_with_a_giant_fart/

 

Farts are never not funny.

[52-80 19150]

Its over. Its all over. 

[Kavinsky 417]

56 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Farts are never not funny.

 

[futureman 22454]

would

[PvilleStang 2881]

45 minutes ago, futureman said:

would

[Kennythetiger 9379]

54 minutes ago, futureman said:

would

He’s just a boy. 

[Born to Run 6569]

Pflugerville soccer fields...
 

Saw that as well and loled.. Most of the signs now read that way.

[Born to Run 6569]

Bikram Choudhury has aged poorly.

[Trey3216 15346]

3 minutes ago, Born to Run said:

4 hours ago, deadshank said:

Bikram Choudhury has aged poorly.

Is that at Michigan St?  

[Ojo Rojo 1963]

Just now, Trey3216 said:

Is that at Michigan St?  

[Hook1997 5354]

[RPM 26318]

I can't think of any situation where I would willingly be in a helicopter with an unrestrained roo.

[YGIFS 19450]

Australian Zoologist & Breeder, "Alright mate, last thing you gotta remember is to never ever get an enclosed space with these fellas.  They feel cornered and are much stronger than you and can kill you in seconds.  Nothing smaller than a barn or shed, evah!"  

Drew Haas, "Understood."

(later that afternoon at the helicopter dealer)

Drew Haas, "What is the absolute smallest model you make?" 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

defeated?

[futureman 22454]

holy shit lol

[AUS-97HORN 11757]

damn that had to hurt 

probably knocked her out

 

I volunteer to do mouth to mouth

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20395]

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

And they banned the teeter-totter…

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

17 hours ago, deadshank said:

My daughter’s middle school had to can some middle-age PE teacher because he was having classes dedicated solely to stretching. Shorts mandatory, no sweats/leggings/whatever allowed. 

Edited April 20, 2023 by ImissWallyPryor

[CooterBrown 18006]

[Hook1997 5354]

[General Specific 3256]

And then we all graduated to South Austin’s mom! At least Surlyites. aggy on sheep. Bucknuts on couches, and ND on… oh shit!

[52-80 19150]

10 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

 

[deadshank 24652]

[deadshank 24652]

[Kennythetiger 9379]

8 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

And they banned the teeter-totter…

 

This is why we had to help with WWII. Be six years old and use your imagination, dude. 

[52-80 19150]

[WithoutAClue 15351]

[Incredulity 11667]

 

 

[WithoutAClue 15351]

[Hate 20108]

That’s one badass possum!!

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Surly poster?

 

[RPM 26318]

Secret sauce

[DigglerontheHoof 21193]

25 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Surly poster?

 

[seven 1367]

Sometimes you just have to get the poison out 

[WithoutAClue 15351]

[Trey3216 15346]

1 hour ago, Hate said:

That’s one badass possum!!

Set out runnin', but he's takin' his time...  

[Longhorn_Fan68 33869]

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

bitches...

[Sbbruin 21846]

On 4/19/2023 at 7:16 AM, Kavinsky said:

 

Pretty sure she sharted herself.