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54 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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And as we were driving down the highway
She asked me baby what's so great
How come you're always going on
About your lone star state
 
I said that's right you're not from Texas
That's right you're not from Texas
That's right you're not from Texas
But Texas wants you anyway
 
That's right you're not from Texas
That's right you're not from Texas
That's right you're not from Texas
But Texas wants you anyway
 
Oh the road it looked so lovely
As she stood there on the side
And she grew smaller in my mirror
As I watched her wave goodbye
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Australian Zoologist & Breeder, "Alright mate, last thing you gotta remember is to never ever get an enclosed space with these fellas.  They feel cornered and are much stronger than you and can kill you in seconds.  Nothing smaller than a barn or shed, evah!"  

Drew Haas, "Understood."

(later that afternoon at the helicopter dealer)

Drew Haas, "What is the absolute smallest model you make?" 

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Posted (edited)
17 hours ago, deadshank said:

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My daughter’s middle school had to can some middle-age PE teacher because he was having classes dedicated solely to stretching. Shorts mandatory, no sweats/leggings/whatever allowed. 

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