Post a pic that makes you lol

[futureman 22462]

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

The Nazi's what lost?

he meant the nazi is lost.  like hitler.  his body.  it’s lost, we never found it.  he’s lost.  the nazi’s lost. 

[nnm 36405]

 

[WithoutAClue 15368]

[TrashMaster G 17557]

16 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

You just know that ended with him apologizing for something.

[HiggyBaby 2529]

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 hour ago, WithoutAClue said:

Good to see the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch made an appearance

[crash_davis 23113]

 

[AUS-97HORN 11761]

13 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

 

GOD DAMMIT MAN, FUCKING MOVE, GET OUTTA MY WAY

 

FUCKING FINALLY

 

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!

[nnm 36405]

Poor dude is just trying to do the right thing. 

[CooterBrown 18012]

I just threw out about 6 pairs so I’m down to just one lawn mowing pair of shoes.

[Prepuce of Doom 21073]

3 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

Fool. 

The correct procedure is to do the following as soon as you get a new pair of shoes. Write "old" on the soles of your most recently retired pair, and then add "est" to the previous pair (which you had previously marked as "old" two pairs ago). 

That way you have your current pair as well as two older pairs, with the oldest being a pair that you can use even for the messiest of purposes, with the knowledge that you can just throw them away later if necessary. 

[SquishMitten 10406]

3 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

Somewhat guilty. I keep a minimum of two incase one pair gets really wet. But I won't toss them if they're still in good shape, so I might have 3-5 every so often.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

40 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Fool. 

The correct procedure is to do the following as soon as you get a new pair of shoes. Write "old" on the soles of your most recently retired pair, and then add "est" to the previous pair (which you had previously marked as "old" two pairs ago). 

That way you have your current pair as well as two older pairs, with the oldest being a pair that you can use even for the messiest of purposes, with the knowledge that you can just throw them away later if necessary. 

[SquishMitten 10406]

Lol. Missed that post. How are you unable to remember which shoes are older?

[Davis Lane 5584]

None of you pussies wear work boots to do yard work?

[nnm 36405]

1 hour ago, Davis Lane said:

None of you pussies wear work boots to do yard work?

That dude hasn't done a lick of work in his life.

[Chad Fuck 17681]

1 hour ago, Davis Lane said:

None of you pussies wear work boots to do yard work?

[Prepuce of Doom 21073]

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

Lol. Missed that post. How are you unable to remember which shoes are older?

Come back when you're old enough to have purchased the same design of sneakers for decades on end!

Edit - don't tell Mrs. Doom that I have a contraband pair of too-old old old-man gym shoes! 

Edited May 8, 2023 by Prepuce of Doom

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 hour ago, Davis Lane said:

None of you pussies wear work boots to do yard work?

Those look like "hiking to the Starbucks" boots.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10235]

2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Fool. 

The correct procedure is to do the following as soon as you get a new pair of shoes. Write "old" on the soles of your most recently retired pair, and then add "est" to the previous pair (which you had previously marked as "old" two pairs ago). 

That way you have your current pair as well as two older pairs, with the oldest being a pair that you can use even for the messiest of purposes, with the knowledge that you can just throw them away later if necessary. 

[Native Horn 3504]

20 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Come back when you're old enough to have purchased the same design of sneakers for decades on end!

Edit - don't tell Mrs. Doom that I have a contraband pair of too-old old old-man gym shoes! 

This hits close to home, because I have also worn Brooks for at least the last 20 years.

[Chad Fuck 17681]

2 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

This hits close to home, because I have also worn Brooks for at least the last 20 years.

 

But not...

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21073]

Brooks: the official shoes of This Is What My Podiatrist Told Me To Wear. 

[TrashMaster G 17557]

2 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

None of you pussies wear work boots to do yard work?

On the continuum of high top sneakers to boots, those are a lot closer to the sneakers.

[Sbbruin 21853]

8 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Really wish I could hear the exchange there

[tbone_ 14123]

Fuck yard work

[Surly Bevo 24908]

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Really wish I could hear the exchange there

Cliffs:  75% her, 25% him 

[YGIFS 19450]

2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Brooks: the official shoes of This Is What My Podiatrist Told Me To Wear. 

Mock all you want you heartless wench.  Years ago went to Run-Tex and did the whole foot/activity profile.  Basically, I have goofy wide (5" toe-bed) and low-arch on  massive feet (I'm 6-1" but wear a 12.5 which is typical of somebody much taller never mind the width and goofy arch profile).  Then they realized I'm not fast at all but have decent endurance/stamina.  But I have legs shorter than almost anyone else my height (just a 31-32" inseam) and run more heavily on my heels bent more exaggerated.  Anyway, all this weird shit.  Guy brings out 10 pair to every single person in the store and then brings me one lame-ass old dude looking pair and says, "This is the only kinda shoe you should wear for the rest of your life".  I thought, "You mean, this brand"...he's like, "No, like this one pair of shoes, make it last your bipedal weirdo life and go away."  I am still brand loyal to Brooks running shoes, Reef sandals, and Salomon hiking shoes.  They just work for my goofy ass.  Dress shoes don't matter because you just have to walk a few yards and not look like Kramer in tight jeans.  But Brooks has my vote until death! 

To the official brand of  "I can't believe that dude can still run"  naysayers!  

[Prepuce of Doom 21073]

20 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Mock all you want you heartless wench.  

Didn’t you notice the four different pairs of Beasts I posted?! 

[BigDHornfan 6548]

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

[huge 3793]

That hits close to home.

[GoPokes83 2240]

Good to see the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch made an appearance

That crown has been in use for hundreds of years, so is it a snap back? Inbreeding aside, there’s no way Charlie and his mom wear the same size hat!

[GoPokes83 2240]

Misfire. Carry on.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

 

[52-80 19158]

12 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Come back when you're old enough to have purchased the same design of sneakers for decades on end!

Edit - don't tell Mrs. Doom that I have a contraband pair of too-old old old-man gym shoes! 

this picture is so white it listens to smooth jazz

[WithoutAClue 15368]

[WithoutAClue 15368]

[Superhero 8830]

10 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

That crown has been in use for hundreds of years, so is it a snap back? Inbreeding aside, there’s no way Charlie and his mom wear the same size hat!

Little known fact. The back of the crown looks like this. 
 

[deadshank 24653]

[Longboard Horn 40323]

[nnm 36405]

7 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Obviously playing Black Sabbath in the background. 

 

[52-80 19158]

13 hours ago, deadshank said:

just saying

 

 

[nnm 36405]

33 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

just saying

 

 

Yes, please

[Parliament 14260]

What's a man pay for that kinda action?

[Davis Lane 5584]

7 minutes ago, Parliament said:

What's a man pay for that kinda action?

Your bicep.

Duh.

[MissingInAction 25076]

Dude was hiding his boner the entire intro.

[Al Czervik 1229]

16 hours ago, deadshank said:

 

Just now, Al Czervik said:

 

Smelling

[beer 3220]

I think we discovered a foot(ware) fetish in this community

[Ojo Rojo 1965]

4 hours ago, 52-80 said:

just saying