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On 5/17/2023 at 3:56 AM, GoPokes83 said:

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Reminds me of this actual item suggested for me by Amazon. You really want to walk around smelling like whiskey all day? I’m sure your boss would appreciate that, and it could make for some interesting encounters during a traffic stop.

I actually have that soap (M-i-L bought it as a stocking stuffer).  Smells damn good actually 

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Posted
19 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

This is a fucking straight up old guy joke home run.  


Yup. He baited Pedro Pascal into charging home plate from third and then knocked it out of the park.

None of the dudes at that gathering got the joke.

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15 hours ago, brakeman said:

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The same joke is funny if told slightly differently and 12 hrs later… no?

Oh well.

Fuck that guy

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3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

IWould you have your wife arrested if she woke you up with a BJ?

If she grew a dick and shoved it into my mouth while I was sleeping? I’d certainly have some issues with that.

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1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

If she grew a dick and shoved it into my mouth while I was sleeping? I’d certainly have some issues with that.

yeah but what about a strap-on?

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