Post a pic that makes you lol

[General Specific 3271]

You can tell that Katie has swallowed a lot of cum in her time

She missed one!

[Marfa Low Crown 2548]

[Longhornstampede 3186]

https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1667305403183427587?t=F20sj6ezwwq3V5knyQqkag&s=19

[Doze 1322]

No more back porch?

[butthurt 1530]

[nnm 36649]

33 minutes ago, Doze said:

No more back porch?

No need. Because of a severe prostate infection (see getting old sucks thread), I have had a catheter since Monday. The whole world is a toilet!

[Longhornstampede 3186]

There's stupid.... And then there's this...

https://twitter.com/crazyclipsonly/status/1667597999504265217?t=4NGuITlqkrGYPk_fgyTtQg&s=09

[WithoutAClue 15446]

[nnm 36649]

 

[Brothahorn 10087]

2 hours ago, nnm said:

 

Cows are actually pretty good in the water. All he needed to do was guide her to the shallow end. Once she got her footing, she would be fine.

[Parliament 14312]

Wow you guys weren't kidding when you said Yellowstone turned to crap.

[nnm 36649]

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

Cows are actually pretty good in the water. All he needed to do was guide her to the shallow end. Once she got her footing, she would be fine.

Yep, she was getting out on her own anyway. Looks like they were looking for her before the swim. 

[Brothahorn 10087]

4 hours ago, butthurt said:

Nightmare fuel.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21922]

5 hours ago, butthurt said:

Thanks.  I never worried about snakes coming out of my ceiling fan before now.

[Speedtrucker 2080]

So basically all of my fans should always be on high speed and sharpened…

Gotcha

[Crapinon 2270]

On 6/9/2023 at 5:31 PM, Brothahorn said:

 

Stop playing with folks before you play with the wrong one.

 

This stuff isn't a prank. It's stupid shit. They all deserve to have their asses kicked. 

[Superhero 8845]

On 6/7/2023 at 12:53 PM, nnm said:

You've obviously never seen Mrs. NNM approach a residential stop sign.  The pedal is used mostly to pause, not stop.

You’ve obviously never seen Mrs. Superhero approach a residential stop sign. The pedal is used mostly to slow to  half speed, not pause, let alone stop. 

[Superhero 8845]

9 hours ago, Doze said:

No more back porch?

Someone’s been taking way too much vitamin B12 supplements. 

[WithoutAClue 15446]

[nnm 36649]

Love this dude.  Never give up, positive attitude. Wonder what his surly handle is. 

 

[Brisketexan 105348]

Love this dude.  Never give up, positive attitude. Wonder what his surly handle is. 
 

That man….is all of us. He IS Surly.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

That man….is all of us. He IS Surly.

You think he only bangs 10s?

[Brisketexan 105348]

You think he only bangs 10s?

10s line up to bang him.

[futureman 22547]

26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

10s line up to bang him.

if they’re lucky. 

[RPM 26355]

luchador was the real hero

[Longhornstampede 3186]

https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1667928753924628480?t=yG88nZIEMLqUJ4_b_vCKjw&s=19

[WithoutAClue 15446]

[General Specific 3271]

You should pee in her butt?

[Davis Lane 5620]

20 hours ago, nnm said:

 

I was clicking the wrong play button.

[nnm 36649]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33899]

18 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:

So basically all of my fans should always be on high speed and sharpened…

Gotcha

lol, I live in a house built in 1945 and there is still an old ceiling fan in the kitchen that has thin, metal blades and turns WAY too fast. It's a good thing I'm not tall enough to reach it because I stretch with my hands straight up a lot. 100% could cut digits off with this thing. good to know it's also a snake decapitator

Edited June 11, 2023 by Longhorn_Fan68

[deadshank 24653]

[brakeman 28425]

[demos 3011]

[brakeman 28425]

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1693]

People are claiming that Patrick Ewing had a huge dick. 

 

 

[52-80 19252]

 

[RPM 26355]

On 6/10/2023 at 10:06 PM, Speedtrucker said:

So basically all of my fans should always be on high speed and sharpened…

Gotcha

Replacement blades

[52-80 19252]

(Velocity * mass / surface area) = ouch

 

 

[thunderlounge 7937]

[brakeman 28425]

[cactusflinthead 27603]

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

2 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

[Brothahorn 10087]

[Davis Lane 5620]

1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Strong.

[WithoutAClue 15446]

[Juicy 727]

On 6/10/2023 at 11:13 PM, Crapinon said:

This stuff isn't a prank. It's stupid shit. They all deserve to have their asses kicked. 

yeah its insane these days. Go up to someone minding their business, completely disrespect them in public to the point that they cant take it anymore and then scream. Its a prank. 

There was one where some white dude just goes up to black people in the hood dropping N bombs. That isnt a prank. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21104]

54 minutes ago, Juicy said:

 

There was one where some white dude just goes up to black people in the hood dropping N bombs. That isnt a prank. 

You're thinking too small - it's a prank played on him by whoever encouraged him to do that. 

[Post Oak 20276]

These two were not messing around.