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16 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Almost anytime I see or hear reference to ZZ Top, my mind starts playing La Grange.  Almost like a jukebox grabbing the record, placing it down, and dropping the needle.

My brain was on nonstop with Jesus Just Left Chicago when my last flight got transferred to Chicago from Cleveland.

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You eat brisket because it's delicious.
I eat brisket because I fucking hate cows.
We are not the same.

I like to think that I’m doing my part to recycle, as they eat grass. That also counts as vegetables and or fiber in my diet. Right?
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5 hours ago, nnm said:

Carrot Top was on the plane. Flight got delayed a couple of hours because of her insanity. 
The NY Post story doesn’t specify if the non-person about whom she was complaining was Carrot Top. I would believe that. 
https://nypost.com/2023/07/05/carrot-top-claims-he-was-on-plane-with-not-real-plane-meltdown-woman/amp/

1. Carrot Top and I used to live in the same city.  He used to go jogging shirtless in the middle of the day (not a great idea if you're a ginger, JMHO) and he appeared to lift a lot of weights.

2. I saw a Carrot Top special on TV once (NYE maybe).  It was actually pretty funny. 

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9 hours ago, futureman said:

 

Too lazy to look it up....but I am guessing she is a unhappily divorced Real Estate Agent that drives a leased BMW. 

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10 hours ago, Bullneck said:

1. Carrot Top and I used to live in the same city.  He used to go jogging shirtless in the middle of the day (not a great idea if you're a ginger, JMHO) and he appeared to lift a lot of weights.

2. I saw a Carrot Top special on TV once (NYE maybe).  It was actually pretty funny. 

I saw Carrot Top in Vegas like 20 years ago. He killed it. Super funny and super surprising.

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2 minutes ago, HonkeyVape said:

I saw Carrot Top in Vegas like 20 years ago. He killed it. Super funny and super surprising.

He was great in "Chairman of the Bored".  Do something with that Surly.

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19 hours ago, Bullneck said:

1. Carrot Top and I used to live in the same city.  He used to go jogging shirtless in the middle of the day (not a great idea if you're a ginger, JMHO) and he appeared to lift a lot of weights.

2. I saw a Carrot Top special on TV once (NYE maybe).  It was actually pretty funny. 

Screech performed at a bar in Manhattan when I was at KState. He wasn’t very funny. 

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