Post a pic that makes you lol

[South Austin 52538]

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you sure?

 

Wait, is this a clip from a new Christopher Guest movie?

[thunderlounge 7904]

 

[tx 3 putt 77274]

W T F 

 

[Superhero 8833]

6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

So... Why was closetohumping doing his own electrical work and the electrician just hanging around?

 

 

Spoiler

Have you ever caught anyone staring at your junk? I was wearing sweat pants even though it's like 90 degrees out here.  It's happened a couple of times and yesterday, I'm pretty sure I caught my electrician looking a couple of times.  Towards the end of the install, he said "hey man, I normally don't carry Tesla hooks around but you put off real good vibes so I can install this one for you.  Text me if you have any questions about the install."

 

[Upgrayedd 5818]

31 minutes ago, Superhero said:

So... Why was closetohumping doing his own electrical work and the electrician just hanging around?

 

 

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Have you ever caught anyone staring at your junk? I was wearing sweat pants even though it's like 90 degrees out here.  It's happened a couple of times and yesterday, I'm pretty sure I caught my electrician looking a couple of times.  Towards the end of the install, he said "hey man, I normally don't carry Tesla hooks around but you put off real good vibes so I can install this one for you.  Text me if you have any questions about the install."

 

 

[GoPokes83 2240]

W T F 
 

Marsha’s still hot though

[Don Johnson 4755]

 

[markstanco 12586]

21 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Somehow, and it seems impossible given the world today, I am not offended.

Perhaps another race will step up their game and be offended for you. 

[ABSR 5321]

23 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Perhaps another race will step up their game and be offended for you. 

It only takes a few to be offended, and complain loudly.

I am team Washington Honkies if it goes to a vote.

[beer 3220]

On 7/24/2023 at 9:17 AM, YGIFS said:

I'm super happy they are part of NATO now and kicking Russian ass once again.  But I see shit like this and realize how they managed to lose WWII, twice.

Meth.  They were all on meth.  Not joking. 

[YGIFS 19452]

12 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

Marsha’s still hot though

It's Marcia, dammit!  Not Marsha.  At least that's what my restraining order says.  You'd think the judge would have written it out under her actual, legal name-Maureen McCormick.  

Back to this Finnish girls riding make believe horses being whacked out on Crystal Meth.  Go on...

[RPM 26334]

9 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Washington Honkies

New Logo

[Longhornstampede 3185]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/799003485138682?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

[NWBuck 8577]

21 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I totally got the shirt, but after several viewings i've realized that there is one issue.

Caucasians isnt a racial slur.

that shirt would go to 11 if it said Cracker's instead. 

Here's another option... 

[CustersDoctor 584]

[Upgrayedd 5818]

3 minutes ago, CustersDoctor said:

Spot on 

[markstanco 12586]

He said on Friday at media day he was working on it.

[brakeman 28415]

[deadshank 24653]

Copyright don’t play in Old Mexico

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33881]

yeah, they really captured the Buc-ee's essence there. 

[Longhornstampede 3185]

27 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, they really captured the Buc-ee's essence there. 

You're gonna get gas of one kind of another either way.... 

[brakeman 28415]

[Longboard Horn 40419]

[Marfa Low Crown 2547]

[TrashMaster G 17583]

I will never get the whole truck brand rivalry thing.  I mean, unless you work for one company or another, why do you give a shit?

[Jerry Callo 8714]

8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I will never get the whole truck brand rivalry thing.  I mean, unless you work for one company or another, why do you give a shit?

Sounds exactly like something a Ford owner would say.

[PvilleStang 2917]

15 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Sounds exactly like something a Tundra owner would say.

FIFY

[Parliament 14280]

34 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Sounds exactly like something a Ford owner would say.

BOOOMMM

[deadshank 24653]

15 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, they really captured the Buc-ee's essence there. 

Everyone knows, Mexican beaver is sumpin else.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

I will never get the whole truck brand rivalry thing.  I mean, unless you work for one company or another, why do you give a shit?

Now do beer.

[RPM 26334]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

I will never get the whole truck brand rivalry thing.  I mean, unless you work for one company or another, why do you give a shit?

My Granddad drove Ford, my Dad drove Ford and I drive Ford. My Brother in Law drives Chevrolet. Any questions?

[nnm 36507]

My organization runs a small in-house K-12 school as part of its mission. I met with the principal today. He had several boxes of these water pistols in his office. He said they got ordered and delivered to the school and he happened to open the boxes. He immediately decided they should probably not be given out to the kids.
 

Any of you jokers have any idea why?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Red rocket! Red rocket!

[Don Johnson 4755]

[TrashMaster G 17583]

1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

Sounds exactly like something a Ford owner would say.

Nope.  But thank you for proving my point.

[Jerry Callo 8714]

12 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Nope.  But thank you for proving my point.

I wouldn't admit to driving a ford either.

[General Specific 3263]

Everyone knows, Mexican beaver is sumpin else.

[thunderlounge 7904]

7 hours ago, RPM said:

My Granddad drove Ford, my Dad drove Ford and I drive Ford. My Brother in Law drives Chevrolet. Any questions?

 

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[tfoolry 8221]

[Parliament 14280]

[brakeman 28415]

[brakeman 28415]

9 hours ago, nnm said:

My organization runs a small in-house K-12 school as part of its mission. I met with the principal today. He had several boxes of these water pistols in his office. He said they got ordered and delivered to the school and he happened to open the boxes. He immediately decided they should probably not be given out to the kids.
 

Any of you jokers have any idea why?

Johnny, show me where he touched you.

[Brothahorn 10087]

[Bevoette 1288]

[RPM 26334]

7 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Roughly 20.1 miles per hour. Put that in your gee-whiz file in case you ever find yourself on the Bridge of Death.

[nnm 36507]

The surl lifestyle. Never stop improving. 

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10338]

 

[Gene Parmesan 4008]

7 hours ago, nnm said:

The surl lifestyle. Never stop improving. 

 

Billy this is Chad Bradford

[Underdog 28762]

2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

STOP TAILGATING!! 

FUCK YOU!! 

Edited July 28, 2023 by Underdog

[crash_davis 23114]