Post a pic that makes you lol

[Longhorn_Fan68 33899]

we live in a really stupid country

[AUS-97HORN 11823]

I cant seem to find the amalgamated video, (which shows all 3 sides of the story in a nice 20 min video)  but this incident is the most famous one of the last 4 years or so.

 

The background is the auditor is standing on the sidewalk recording a parking lot of a business with larger trucks.  relevant, but not show in this video is the fact that on the other side of the street, away from the direction of the guy filming is a school.

the owner of the company comes out, demands the guy stop recording, and then puts himself in the auditors  personal space, steals his camera and throws it against a wall. and then ends up calling the cops- who dont show up immediately because its a minor fracas.

while that is happening, the guy's secretary, who has not heard a word of the interaction, is behind 2 glass doors, 150+ yards away from her boss on the street, takes it upon herself to call 911 and says cops need to show up.

She then hangs up without giving any info to 911, they call her back (*because hanging up on 911) and now Karen suddenly claims the guy has a possible weapon in his hand or the small of his back and is threatening her boss, and she hangs up on 911 again.

So they call back and try to figure out whats happening, now Karen tells 911 that the guy looks like hes got a weapon and is standing directly across the street from a school!!!!!! 

 

That combination of those 2 words, weapon, school sends 80 cops to the address at full speed.

first cop to arrive completely realizes the call is bullshit, and stands everyone down (but cops keep showing up because of the tone of the call)

Final verdict

The owner of the company was in the wrong, is being sued for destruction of property, finds out the hard way that yes, recording from a sidewalk is legal.

meanwhile, the cop realizes how close this came to being a big deal and tracks down the Karen who lied to 911

This cop scolds her ass- but of course, since shes white and acting like its not her fault, she wasnt arrested for filing a false police report.

 

 

Edited August 4, 2023 by AUS-97HORN

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

All There is a whole cottage industry of  youtubers that have become First Amendment Auditors. are assholes

Get off my lawn.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

20 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Then there’s the spring chicken of the bunch at 79…

[nnm 36632]

I can’t believe he can really still play guitar with those gnarly arthritic hands. Milli Vanilli situation maybe? 

[Elvis 3374]

I’ve taken a direct shot of bear mace to the cheek inside a car. It was an accident, but it happened. 
 

(I was getting into the back of my buddies back seat to head to the next bar with our chicks on a nice Sunday.  My knee hit something that sounded like ahairspray bottle. Is that hair spray or what?  Everybody out!)
 

It didn’t shut me down immediately, but 8 seconds later I was barfing.  Ten minutes later I was driving home.  30 minutes later I took a shower and the mace washed down to my junk. 
 

Long afternoon but I wasn’t acting a fool like that skinny fool. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33899]

1 hour ago, Elvis said:

I’ve taken a direct shot of bear mace to the cheek inside a car. It was an accident, but it happened. 
 

(I was getting into the back of my buddies back seat to head to the next bar with our chicks on a nice Sunday.  My knee hit something that sounded like ahairspray bottle. Is that hair spray or what?  Everybody out!)
 

It didn’t shut me down immediately, but 8 seconds later I was barfing.  Ten minutes later I was driving home.  30 minutes later I took a shower and the mace washed down to my junk. 
 

Long afternoon but I wasn’t acting a fool like that skinny fool. 

ah, so you're accustomed to a burning sensation down there. got it. 🤣

[Message Board User 12396]

 

[Incredulity 11683]

the Drew Carrey version is really a poor imitation 

[brakeman 28423]

[LTbear 4171]

16 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

Wait, does Elmer Fudd offend somebody?

[tfoolry 8236]

12 minutes ago, LTbear said:

Wait, does Elmer Fudd offend somebody?

[GoPokes83 2240]

I’d hang either of those Pee Wee paintings in a place of prominence in my home.

[deadshank 24653]

[WithoutAClue 15437]

[Longhornstampede 3186]

Lulz... But that little shit probably needs his ass whipped too!

 

[Marfa Low Crown 2548]

13 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Lulz... But that little shit probably needs his ass whipped too!

 

[Iguana 229]

15 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Lulz... But that little shit probably needs his ass whipped too!

True.   That is great though.

[Underdog 28773]

Doink! 

[NAVY 6747]

How to disappoint your internet amigos.
 

Lesson 1)  Post jpgs instead of gifs 

 

[Armybrat 40910]

18 hours ago, LTbear said:

Wait, does Elmer Fudd offend somebody?

No cr…

 

[brakeman 28423]

[AUS-97HORN 11823]

14 minutes ago, brakeman said:

we all know damn well that Armybrat is 134  not 74

[brakeman 28423]

[Davis Lane 5617]

Drivers who slow down to a crawl and right before they make a turn they utilize their turn signals.

[TrashMaster G 17599]

1 hour ago, Davis Lane said:

Drivers who slow down to a crawl and right before they make a turn they utilize their turn signals.

The ones who do it in the main lanes instead of using the center lane or the shoulder to slow down.

[Davis Lane 5617]

2 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Drivers who slow down to a crawl and right before they make a turn they utilize their turn signals.

I'm a moron.

Wrong thread.

Haha!

[Tex Long 4445]

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

The ones who do it in the main lanes instead of using the center lane or the shoulder to slow down.

The ones who hit the signal, start slowing down, and pass eleven different driveways before they turn.

[TheStoicPaisano 9939]

 

[Dnaguy 12059]

2 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

yeah.... tell me.

[Boss Hogg 808]

She has a well developed hind quarters. 
 

I guess we also know her preferred sexual position. 

[PvilleStang 2921]

On 8/5/2023 at 9:01 PM, brakeman said:

Username checks out...

[Incredulity 11683]

so much potential to be a perfect follow up to this classic from the 2020 kerfuffles wasted

 

 

[Incredulity 11683]

Spoiler

 

possibly NSFW

[TrashMaster G 17599]

1 hour ago, Boss Hogg said:

She has a well developed hind quarters. 
 

I guess we also know her preferred sexual position. 

A - I don't see any horses

B - I'm going to go out on a limb and guess... Single?

[Parliament 14296]

There's someone for everyone.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Watch to the end. 

Edited August 7, 2023 by ImissWallyPryor

[nineliveslost 2796]

3 hours ago, Boss Hogg said:

She has a well developed hind quarters. 
 

I guess we also know her preferred sexual position. 

her back and neck are going to be fucked up like her mind in a couple of years

[Trey3216 15356]

 

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Watch to the end. 

[Marfa Low Crown 2548]

[Longhorn_Fan68 33899]

kinda want.

[Serak The Preparer 3431]

On 8/4/2023 at 9:38 PM, LTbear said:

Wait, does Elmer Fudd offend somebody?

No. It just gives old snowflakes the fleeting remnant of a chubbie to think that someone may have been offended.

[nnm 36632]

24 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

kinda want.

Why is it no ain’t no way?

[tfoolry 8236]

 

 

[LTbear 4171]

2 hours ago, Serak The Preparer said:

No. It just gives old snowflakes the fleeting remnant of a chubbie to think that someone may have been offended.

I'm so confused 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

8 hours ago, LTbear said:

I'm so confused 

It's politics. Don't try to make sense of it. 

[davidg 4038]

20 hours ago, Parliament said:

There's someone for everyone.

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Reminds me of this: