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Lots of people do scrolling late at night in bed, fall asleep and drop their phone on themselves.

I doubt they are holding the phone that high above themselves ofcourse.

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11 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I wonder if squirrels ever get tired of eating acorns. 

I often wonder this time of year when my yard is flush with squirrels and acorns, does the husband squirrel come home after a long day of running along my fence and looks at his wife and says, “oh what a surprise, acorns for dinner.”  And then he does that little claw shuffling thing they do, but in a slower and condescending manner.  And she says, “everybody knows your tail fur is a wig!”

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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I often wonder this time of year when my yard is flush with squirrels and acorns, does the husband squirrel come home after a long day of running along my fence and looks at his wife and says, “oh what a surprise, acorns for dinner.”  And then he does that little claw shuffling thing they do, but in a slower and condescending manner.  And she says, “everybody knows your tail fur is a wig!”


What if there are no oaks, but lots of pecan trees instead?

Walnut?

 

Enquiring minds wanna know. 

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6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I often wonder this time of year when my yard is flush with squirrels and acorns, does the husband squirrel come home after a long day of running along my fence and looks at his wife and says, “oh what a surprise, acorns for dinner.”  And then he does that little claw shuffling thing they do, but in a slower and condescending manner.  And she says, “everybody knows your tail fur is a wig!”

 

 

squirrel iberico is a cajun treat.

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13 hours ago, 'stache said:

Another reason I dig Pistol Pete. Loves them titties just like me!

OK but what the hell is Trix holding?  Some sort of weird church key?

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1 hour ago, Don Johnson said:

 

Maybe he has that weird memory thing like Guy Pearce's character in "Memento" where he forgets why he's where he is about every ten seconds.  Or yeah, a gram and a half since breakfast.

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