Post a pic that makes you lol

[nineliveslost 2,756]

16 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

I don't get the one in the middle of Anakin opening up a box of sand?  

 

[thunderlounge 7,825]

I thought it was a jedi trick dick in a box. 

[YGIFS 19,450]

Wasn't he from a Sand Planet though?  Like the Jedi Masters always used to tell us in training, never forget where you came from.  

I don't remember that scene, I think I only watched the prequels once which was plenty.  But if he hated sand so much, why not go on a killing spree of Tusken Raiders or Jawas instead of slaughtering a room full of children?  The more I'm learning about this Anakin Vader guy, the more I think he's an asshole.  Guess in the end, he was just forged of a hotter fire.  Lessons from life and sandlot league. 

[Jerry Callo 8,701]

 

[Armybrat 40,841]

10 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

 

Am surprised she came unstuck so easily.

[markstanco 12,577]

27 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

 

[TrashMaster G 17,554]

1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

 

Jeez, dude. Six posts above yours. 

[Davis Lane 5,584]

1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

 

[Guest]

Hey you guys see that one with the Gator cheerleaders?

[YGIFS 19,450]

Is she the one that hates getting sand in her box?  

[futureman 22,457]

18 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Hey you guys see that one with the Gator cheerleaders?

the video is old.  it's popped up multiple times in multiple threads in the last couple days.  it's like people were born yesterday.

[TrashMaster G 17,554]

Just now, futureman said:

the video is old.  it's popped up multiple times in multiple threads in the last couple days.  it's like people were born yesterday.

Some were

[Jerry Callo 8,701]

Sorry.  I'm still trying to figure out how to work this reddit.

[YGIFS 19,450]

6 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Sorry.  I'm still trying to figure out how to work this reddit.

Well, first you make a roux.  

[Superhero 8,830]

 

[futureman 22,457]

for all my fellow hoarders out there, this shit is great.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1nimohtdpN/?igsh=ZWV3YWRhZXZsMmt5

[HOOKEM4 5,036]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

for all my fellow hoarders out there, this shit is great.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1nimohtdpN/?igsh=ZWV3YWRhZXZsMmt5

Every single time I throw something away I need it at a random time in the future. I am guilty of being that dad. I blame watching McGuyver growing up.

[Hate 20,108]

20 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Is she the one that hates getting sand in her box?  

Maybe, but eventually she’ll make pearls.

[PvilleStang 2,895]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

for all my fellow hoarders out there, this shit is great.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1nimohtdpN/?igsh=ZWV3YWRhZXZsMmt5

Just wrapping up redoing our deck.  All the scrap lumber I've hauled off is almost depressing.  Those 2-3' boards I've ended up tossing that could have been a bench or part of a tree house...

[miguelito 11,264]

You know, the space below the deck is a great place to store scraps like that.  Just tell the wife there are spiders down there and she'll never go looking.

[markstanco 12,577]

19 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Sorry.  I'm still trying to figure out how to work this reddit.

I figured it out for you.

This is surly, not reddit. 

[PvilleStang 2,895]

23 minutes ago, miguelito said:

You know, the space below the deck is a great place to store scraps like that.  Just tell the wife there are spiders down there and she'll never go looking.

That space is reserved for firewood.  It's ridiculously stocked after last year's ice storm.

[ROFL BOX 6,649]

Maybe, but eventually she’ll make pearls.

Every woman needs a pearl necklace.

[ROFL BOX 6,649]

That space is reserved for firewood.  It's ridiculously stocked after last year's ice storm.

BadIdeaJeans.jpg

Easily attracts termites. & The only lumber to store close to the house would be pressure treated.

[PvilleStang 2,895]

2 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

BadIdeaJeans.jpg

Easily attracts termites. & The only lumber to store close to the house would be pressure treated.

Eh, it's a huge foundation wall under the deck, so I'm not worried about the termites so much.  It's also lined underneath the deck with tin over the firewood to help keep it dry.

[TrashMaster G 17,554]

1 hour ago, Hate said:

Maybe, but eventually she’ll make pearls.

That's oysters, not clams.

[Brothahorn 10,087]

SIAP

[Brisketexan 105,127]

2 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

Every single time I throw something away I need it at a random time in the future. I am guilty of being that dad. I blame watching McGuyver growing up.

And the counter to that, the video is dead-on correct: there are few things in life more satisfying than needing something to make a repair, whether it be a piece of scrap lumber, one of those odd screws, nuts, bolts, etc. you keep in coffee cans, any of that shit....and you go to your stash, and there it is, gleaming like golden treasure.  Part breaks off the lawnmower, and you have just the fastener to fix it?  GOLD.  Some screw falls out of something while you're out, and you can't find it...but there it is in the coffee can at home?  GOLD.  These are the victories that men have.  It used to be, we'd slay a mastadon, and pose triumphantly on top of its corpse as it was butchered to feed the tribe.  Today, we pull out the EXACT MATCHING nut and bolt combo necessary to fix a cabinet, and it's functionally the same.

[Dnaguy 11,957]

26 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

And the counter to that, the video is dead-on correct: there are few things in life more satisfying than needing something to make a repair, whether it be a piece of scrap lumber, one of those odd screws, nuts, bolts, etc. you keep in coffee cans, any of that shit....and you go to your stash, and there it is, gleaming like golden treasure.  Part breaks off the lawnmower, and you have just the fastener to fix it?  GOLD.  Some screw falls out of something while you're out, and you can't find it...but there it is in the coffee can at home?  GOLD.  These are the victories that men have.  It used to be, we'd slay a mastadon, and pose triumphantly on top of its corpse as it was butchered to feed the tribe.  Today, we pull out the EXACT MATCHING nut and bolt combo necessary to fix a cabinet, and it's functionally the same.

 

The best is when your wife witnesses said event and it happening is in front of other people.

The head nod from another dude, a women commenting on about how handy you are, AND your wife brooding b/c she gives you so much shit for NEVER throwing anything away.

 

Only the birth of my children felt better..... maybe.

[ROFL BOX 6,649]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0XJGyZJBWB/?igsh=ZDU5M3BmaXF5YmI4]https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0XJGyZJBWB/?igsh=ZDU5M3BmaXF5YmI4

[Ojo Rojo 1,965]

5 hours ago, futureman said:

for all my fellow hoarders out there, this shit is great.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1nimohtdpN/?igsh=ZWV3YWRhZXZsMmt5

I try so hard not to be that dad.  I hate clutter and storing junk.  My grandfather lived through the depression and he saved fucking EVERYTHING.  He would cut a hole out of 2 liter soda bottles and use them as containers for other bits of junk and shit he'd save. It was excessive and drove me crazy.  My dad does the same thing, but to a lesser degree.  I do agree it feels good to pull the exact right thing you need out of your junk stash, but the juice ain't worth the squeeze IMO.  So I just have a little bit of the most useful junk saved.

[Dennis Taylor 18,819]

Probably posted before but zero shits given, it's hilarious 

 

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,397]

[Parliament 14,258]

Mom?

[Prepuce of Doom 21,071]

Nice tits, George Carlin. 

[brakeman 28,364]

[abuelo gringo 321]

nm

Edited January 4 by abuelo gringo

[Mittens 8,272]

 

[Dnaguy 11,957]

40 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

It’s going to hard indeed.

Better not blow it.

[Hornius Emeritus 12,460]

 

 

 

[Underdog 28,627]

12 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Just wrapping up redoing our deck.  All the scrap lumber I've hauled off is almost depressing.  Those 2-3' boards I've ended up tossing that could have been a bench or part of a tree house...

I know just the guy to help you… 

 

[ROFL BOX 6,649]

[brakeman 28,364]

[nnm 36,394]

 

[GoPokes83 2,240]

BadIdeaJeans.jpg

Easily attracts termites. & The only lumber to store close to the house would be pressure treated.

Cedar.

[Orale 1,087]

12 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

Cedar.

Nice humble brag. 

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

 

[Dutchrudder 11,139]

[nnm 36,394]

27 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

This hits close to home. Mrs NNM loves that stuff. We live way out in the country, and she watches these shows about the murderer next door, etc. I’m sure I should be looking over my shoulder a bit more. 

[brakeman 28,364]