Post a pic that makes you lol

[butthurt 1,525]

[BearSchlong 8,098]

Irish mom. Wooden spoon and it was always with her. She could smak yo ass so fast.
Intern came up for a few days. Told me about his grandfather. Kid had to go and take away the man's vapes due to some new medicine. Gramps grabbed his cane, said boy I am going bust you upside the head. Funny shit.

My cousin’s kids tremble at the mention of “Mr. Spoon.”

[WithoutAClue 15,381]

[Longboard Horn 40,326]

[Armybrat 40,850]

16 hours ago, Underdog said:

Dibs on Floozie Biscuit as a band name. 

Hard rock?

[Armybrat 40,850]

14 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Cousin?

My paternal grandmother was tough as nails.  She raised a family through the Great Depression in the Dust Bowl; she didn't take shit off anyone for anything.  That included grandkids.  Switches were not uncommon if you fucked up.  And yes "and it had better be a good one" always followed you on your way to cut the damned switch. 

My maternal Grandma on her 21st birthday in 1898. 
She didn’t take shit from any of the lead miners in her hometown of Flat River, Missouri before she married Grandpa in 1908. 
Don’t know if she ever had to shoot anyone with her little Sharps 4 barrel .30.

 

 

Edited February 8 by Armybrat

[Underdog 28,687]

14 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Get the sand out of your vagina, Sheila. 
 

I can’t help it. 

[thunderlounge 7,849]

9 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

My maternal Grandma on her 21st birthday in 1898. 
She didn’t take shit from any of the lead miners in her hometown of Flat River, Missouri before she married Grandpa in 1908. 
Don’t know if she ever had to shoot anyone with her little Sharps 4 barrel .30.

 

 

And you still have it?

Nice. Very nice. Bet it’s a fun shooter. 

[Longboard Horn 40,326]

 

[Armybrat 40,850]

1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:

And you still have it?

Nice. Very nice. Bet it’s a fun shooter. 

Yes, it is in my safe, but ain’t shooting any of my antiques.

 

[thunderlounge 7,849]

Was that a double double? 
 

Was waiting for ol boy to give him a covert thumbs up when he turned back at the end while those bitches weren’t paying attention. 

[thunderlounge 7,849]

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

Yes, it is in my safe, but ain’t shooting any of my antiques.

 

Nice assortment going on there. Love it. 

[Armybrat 40,850]

1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:

Was that a double double? 
 

Was waiting for ol boy to give him a covert thumbs up when he turned back at the end while those bitches weren’t paying attention. 

Probably with cheese too.

[thunderlounge 7,849]

Well of course cheese. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,202]

23 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

My maternal Grandma on her 21st birthday in 1898. 
She didn’t take shit from any of the lead miners in her hometown of Flat River, Missouri before she married Grandpa in 1908. 
Don’t know if she ever had to shoot anyone with her little Sharps 4 barrel .30.

 

 

Said paternal grandma did threaten to shoot my second-to-youngest cousin (who was adopted, so no blood ties) one time.  He turned out to be a rapist who has spent significant time in prison for said rape/s.  She should've followed through with her threat.  

[RPM 26,322]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

spinner

[ABSR 5,315]

2 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Well of course cheese. 

You know, in case some of the Vegans keep Kosher.

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

['stache 21,817]

No commentary on him or his music, just dark humor.

 

['stache 21,817]

[Longboard Horn 40,326]

 

[BigDHornfan 6,548]

No commentary on him or his music, just dark humor.
 

['stache 21,817]

  

[B00M 6,416]

6 hours ago, Underdog said:

Get the sand out of your vagina, Sheila. 
 

I can’t help it. 

I volunteer to help her dig it out 

[butthurt 1,525]

6 hours ago, RPM said:

spinner

Bobber 

[Welshy 907]

Tried to come up with something, but I'm stumped. 

[BigDHornfan 6,548]

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

 

[thunderlounge 7,849]

Still chokes him out. Bravo. 

[Incredulity 11,675]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/RIeTaXJ2Dk  
 

 

 

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[WithoutAClue 15,381]

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[Wally Fairway 5,550]

oops

Edited February 9 by Wally Fairway
error

[TrashMaster G 17,558]

12 hours ago, Incredulity said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/RIeTaXJ2Dk  
 

Derpy deer

[Incredulity 11,675]

13 hours ago, Incredulity said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/RIeTaXJ2Dk  
 

 

 

Besides touching myself at night anyone know why my reddit link won't embed on mobile?

[thunderlounge 7,849]

25 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Besides touching myself at night anyone know why my reddit link won't embed on mobile?

You’ve answered your own question. 

[markstanco 12,577]

21 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,669]

he does say "that's not funny at all" in the video so 

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[WithoutAClue 15,381]

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[brakeman 28,371]

[Post Oak 20,225]

 

 

[WithoutAClue 15,381]

[brakeman 28,371]

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock.

[freyguy 4,277]

Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra, on the shady side of a glacier.

[Davis Lane 5,586]

Higher than a cat's back.

[RPM 26,322]

Sweating like a two bit whore in church.