Post a pic that makes you lol

[honolulu horn 6158]

Useless as tits on a boar pig

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10 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

Useless as tits on a boar pig

Dad?

[Superhero 8827]

More scared than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. 

[Superhero 8827]

3 hours ago, Post Oak said:

 

 

I call bullshit. Women don’t apologize. 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21872]

My ex told me she was sorry that she married me

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[Superhero 8827]

9 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

My ex told me she was sorry that she married me

I’m sure the feeling was mutual.

 

 

 

 

Speaking of lack of / no apologies, we were going to her brother’s house for Chinese New Year dinner yesterday. She yelled at the kids to get ready and that she was leaving. I went to take a piss and I hear the garage door go up and down. She left without me.

Her excuse was “you usually drive separately because you just want to leave afterwards.”  Never mind the fact that I “usually drive separately” is because I go over straight from work.

I ended up going to dinner with my sister and BIL instead.

She knows I’m pissed. Her entire family knows I’m pissed. Her entire family told her she was in the wrong. I’m not waiting for an apology because it’ll never come. 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

23 minutes ago, Superhero said:

I’m sure the feeling was mutual.

 

 

 

 

Speaking of lack of / no apologies, we were going to her brother’s house for Chinese New Year dinner yesterday. She yelled at the kids to get ready and that she was leaving. I went to take a piss and I hear the garage door go up and down. She left without me.

Her excuse was “you usually drive separately because you just want to leave afterwards.”  Never mind the fact that I “usually drive separately” is because I go over straight from work.

I ended up going to dinner with my sister and BIL instead.

She knows I’m pissed. Her entire family knows I’m pissed. Her entire family told her she was in the wrong. I’m not waiting for an apology because it’ll never come. 

Gong xi fa cai!

 

(just learned that because of todays NYT crossword)

[NaTeWHO 852]

Raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock.

Pawpaw always tells my boys, "Wouldn't trade you for a million dollars in nickels."

Edited February 10 by NaTeWHO

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[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

fuuuuuuuck….

heaping plate of nitrous casserole.  

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24 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

fuuuuuuuck….

heaping plate of nitrous casserole.  

Oh shut up. Where is Marty?

Marty’s on the toilet.

lol 

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[mchookem 16321]

"1 out of 10... i'd definitely eat some. fuck i hate myself!' 🤣

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4 hours ago, brakeman said:

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock.

Hotter than a whore on nickel night 

[brakeman 28354]

I'm high enough to hunt ducks with a rake.

[brakeman 28354]

[brakeman 28354]

 

[thunderlounge 7813]

18 minutes ago, brakeman said:

I'm high enough to hunt ducks with a rake.

 

Higher than giraffe pussy.

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4 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Useless as tits on a boar pig

Lol.  @Jameslaw121

[demos 3002]

Colder than a well digger’s butt

[InkaUtexas 25857]

3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

fuuuuuuuck….

heaping plate of nitrous casserole.  

That is one of his best. If anyone remains on X, he is a good follow.

[Underdog 28545]

3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

fuuuuuuuck….

heaping plate of nitrous casserole.  

One of my favorite Twitter follows.

[baboso 6054]

7 hours ago, Superhero said:

I’m sure the feeling was mutual.

 

 

 

 

Speaking of lack of / no apologies, we were going to her brother’s house for Chinese New Year dinner yesterday. She yelled at the kids to get ready and that she was leaving. I went to take a piss and I hear the garage door go up and down. She left without me.

Her excuse was “you usually drive separately because you just want to leave afterwards.”  Never mind the fact that I “usually drive separately” is because I go over straight from work.

I ended up going to dinner with my sister and BIL instead.

She knows I’m pissed. Her entire family knows I’m pissed. Her entire family told her she was in the wrong. I’m not waiting for an apology because it’ll never come. 

God damn, man.  That is world class shallowness on her part.

[nnm 36340]

 

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6 minutes ago, nnm said:

I thought Asian kids were supposed to be smart. That is some stupid, shitty defense.

Losers.

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1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

I thought Asian kids were supposed to be smart. That is some stupid, shitty defense.

Losers.

Don't tell me they made 100 Japanese kids commit seppuku

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13 hours ago, Superhero said:

Speaking of lack of / no apologies, we were going to her brother’s house for Chinese New Year dinner yesterday. She yelled at the kids to get ready and that she was leaving. I went to take a piss and I hear the garage door go up and down. She left without me.

Her excuse was “you usually drive separately because you just want to leave afterwards.”  Never mind the fact that I “usually drive separately” is because I go over straight from work.

I ended up going to dinner with my sister and BIL instead.

She knows I’m pissed. Her entire family knows I’m pissed. Her entire family told her she was in the wrong. I’m not waiting for an apology because it’ll never come. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21175]

On 2/9/2024 at 3:10 PM, WithoutAClue said:

Javier's in Dallas has 3 banditos pointing down and laughing over the urinal in their bar bathroom.  Still the best version of this I've seen. 

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[markstanco 12570]

Epic sports day. And the Super Bowl is on too!!!

[Boss Hogg 808]

 

[tbone_ 14106]

She knows better than that

[markstanco 12570]

 

She gets a gut from partying with Jason?

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

 

[CustersDoctor 584]

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[WithoutAClue 15335]

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[Incredulity 11650]

 

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[Ojo Rojo 1946]

20 hours ago, Boss Hogg said:

 

Sadly, this is probably accurate.

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13 hours ago, bmbmd said:

There's a line of kid's books one of my daughters read when she was younger...   Nathan Hale's Hazardous Tales.   One them, I shit you not, is titled "Donner Dinner Party."

https://www.amazon.com/Nathan-Hales-Hazardous-Tales-Donner/dp/1419708562

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