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1 hour ago, achooloco said:

What’s going on here? Harvard had a comment on the sweeny bday ridiculousness?

 

42 minutes ago, Mittens said:

lol olds

As a fellow old who didn't grasp it at first, allow me to translate...

 

Read the retweet as the statement from President "Gay".  Not the former head of Harvard - President Gay, but a gay president... one might say the leader and spokesperson for gay men.  It's a variant of the "you know how I know you're gay" joke.  And it's dumb.

 

  

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3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

The other dudes are like, "Dude, save some virgin pussy for us!"

 

Fast forwarded through most of the video, but did he do a crotch grab and yell heeee heeee?  Because that would have been awesome.

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11 hours ago, Wiler77 said:

I'm clearly missing something. Your LOL gif is from a movie that was released in 1991? Or is this reply to something above?

yes, it’s a scene clip from Hot Shots. Laugh or move on. image.gif.1a39a6a27be8f18898f857af3f677665.gif
 

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On 3/4/2024 at 8:52 PM, brakeman said:

 

This is a true story. I had a friend (female) who had a roommate.  The roommate was kind of awkward, had had bad luck with boys and my friend thought it would be a good idea to set us up on a blind date.  I agreed.  I went to pick her up.  We went to Shady Grove.  I ordered a drink and she hesitated and acted weird about getting an alcoholic drink.  I think she thought I was going to try to get her drunk and date rape her or something.  I eventually told her we could share my drink and she agreed.  The next stop was the Flamingo Cantina where the Killer Bees were playing.  On the drive there I broke out a spliff and asked her if she was okay with it and if she wanted to smoke it with me.  She agreed and we smoked it together on the way there.  We parked, went in the club, got a couple of beers and went up on the second floor to find a good vantage point before the show started.  About ten minutes later, after not really finding a suitable spot, I asked her if she wanted to go back downstairs to get closer to the stage.  She said, "I can't."  I said, "What do you mean you can't?"  She said, "I can't see."  I said, "What do you mean I can't see?"  She said, "I'm blind. I can't see anything."  I wasn't sure if she really couldn't see or why, but what I did know is that we needed to get the fuck out of there and I needed to take her home as soon as possible.  So I told her that I was going to sit her down in a chair and go pull my truck up to the door and come get her and take her home.  As I was trying to carry/lift her up to put her in the chair, this dude standing nearby smiled broadly and said, "Ha! She's pretty fucked up, huh?"  I replied, "Yeah, man.  More than you know."  I went and got the truck and came back and carefully walked her down the stairs, loaded her in the passenger seat and took her home.  I told my friend not to do me any more favors. 

tl/dr: My blind date actually went blind during our date.

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1 hour ago, Ojo Rojo said:

This is a true story. I had a friend (female) who had a roommate.  The roommate was kind of awkward, had had bad luck with boys and my friend thought it would be a good idea to set us up on a blind date.  I agreed.  I went to pick her up.  We went to Shady Grove.  I ordered a drink and she hesitated and acted weird about getting an alcoholic drink.  I think she thought I was going to try to get her drunk and date rape her or something.  I eventually told her we could share my drink and she agreed.  The next stop was the Flamingo Cantina where the Killer Bees were playing.  On the drive there I broke out a spliff and asked her if she was okay with it and if she wanted to smoke it with me.  She agreed and we smoked it together on the way there.  We parked, went in the club, got a couple of beers and went up on the second floor to find a good vantage point before the show started.  About ten minutes later, after not really finding a suitable spot, I asked her if she wanted to go back downstairs to get closer to the stage.  She said, "I can't."  I said, "What do you mean you can't?"  She said, "I can't see."  I said, "What do you mean I can't see?"  She said, "I'm blind. I can't see anything."  I wasn't sure if she really couldn't see or why, but what I did know is that we needed to get the fuck out of there and I needed to take her home as soon as possible.  So I told her that I was going to sit her down in a chair and go pull my truck up to the door and come get her and take her home.  As I was trying to carry/lift her up to put her in the chair, this dude standing nearby smiled broadly and said, "Ha! She's pretty fucked up, huh?"  I replied, "Yeah, man.  More than you know."  I went and got the truck and came back and carefully walked her down the stairs, loaded her in the passenger seat and took her home.  I told my friend not to do me any more favors. 

tl/dr: My blind date actually went blind during our date.

Gonna need more on the last part.

I went blind for about a half hour after some nice chronic. Did this last for her?

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5 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

This is a true story. I had a friend (female) who had a roommate.  The roommate was kind of awkward, had had bad luck with boys and my friend thought it would be a good idea to set us up on a blind date.  I agreed.  I went to pick her up.  We went to Shady Grove.  I ordered a drink and she hesitated and acted weird about getting an alcoholic drink.  I think she thought I was going to try to get her drunk and date rape her or something.  I eventually told her we could share my drink and she agreed.  The next stop was the Flamingo Cantina where the Killer Bees were playing.  On the drive there I broke out a spliff and asked her if she was okay with it and if she wanted to smoke it with me.  She agreed and we smoked it together on the way there.  We parked, went in the club, got a couple of beers and went up on the second floor to find a good vantage point before the show started.  About ten minutes later, after not really finding a suitable spot, I asked her if she wanted to go back downstairs to get closer to the stage.  She said, "I can't."  I said, "What do you mean you can't?"  She said, "I can't see."  I said, "What do you mean I can't see?"  She said, "I'm blind. I can't see anything."  I wasn't sure if she really couldn't see or why, but what I did know is that we needed to get the fuck out of there and I needed to take her home as soon as possible.  So I told her that I was going to sit her down in a chair and go pull my truck up to the door and come get her and take her home.  As I was trying to carry/lift her up to put her in the chair, this dude standing nearby smiled broadly and said, "Ha! She's pretty fucked up, huh?"  I replied, "Yeah, man.  More than you know."  I went and got the truck and came back and carefully walked her down the stairs, loaded her in the passenger seat and took her home.  I told my friend not to do me any more favors. 

tl/dr: My blind date actually went blind during our date.

Uh what the fuck, any follow up? What happened? Medically I mean. 

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