Jump to content
Required Reading for any Longhorn ×

Post a pic that makes you lol

Born Burnt

By Born Burnt
in Lulz

 Share

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 39.8k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • nnm

    1369

  • crash_davis

    1330

  • Armybrat

    1128

  • Longboard Horn

    997

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

Armybrat
Armybrat
SquishMitten
SquishMitten

Dalai Parton

Kyrie Eleison
Kyrie Eleison

Posted Images

Born to Run

Born to Run 6569

Posted
Posted
I’ve seen several in person. It looks awkward but not ugly. They’re also smaller than I thought. 
A cool feature is, much like a stainless steel refrigerator, any contact with oil from your skin will leave a print that is super easy to see after a few days in the elements.

Now you can go with a hook em or a middle finger on the tailgate or frunk if you want to be boring. I prefer to whip out my cock and balls and leave a nice still life arrangement of cock and balls prints. It's like the joy of painting, but with your junk. Only happy accidents.*

*Unless that frunk pinches off your johnson.
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Rudiger

Rudiger 1169

Posted
Posted
17 hours ago, NaTeWHO said:

You guys sent me down a rabbit hole and this is where I ended up. I'm sure it's been posted, don't care.

 

The arrangement deprived us of the opportunity to hear thousands of Koreans screaming "fuck you I won't do what you tell me," but I guess that message would have been too counterrevolutionary. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites
52-80

52-80 19262

Posted
Posted
9 hours ago, demos said:


Fuck Malone. Fuck Stockton. Fuck the Jazz. Forever.

hornacek, bryon russell, and later andrei kirilenko are cool.

everyone else associated with that organization can SABOD forever

Link to comment
Share on other sites
PvilleStang

PvilleStang 2921

Posted
Posted
1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

 

I don't know what's better: her trying to reholster the gun between the girls while it's still hot, or her taking a hot minute to deploy the gun itself.  Hold on, Mr. Attacker, I'm going to shoot you, but I need a minute to whip this out, cock it, get my hand out of the front of the barrel, aim it, and I MIGHT get you then...

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
Serak The Preparer

Serak The Preparer 3434

Posted
Posted
8 hours ago, 52-80 said:

hornacek, bryon russell, and later andrei kirilenko are cool.

everyone else associated with that organization can SABOD forever

Fuck that face-wiping asshole Hornacek also. I have no particular opinion on Russel or AK-47, other than it's cool that Kirelenko's wife gave him an annual hall pass for groupies.

  • Hook 'Em 1
  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
SquishMitten

SquishMitten 10444

Posted
Posted
On 3/21/2024 at 9:30 AM, ImissWallyPryor said:

 

There were so many times that could've ended poorly. Burning her tits was like the best possible outcome. First, when she pulls out the gun, she appears to briefly point it at her face. Second, and what I thought the video was going to be, her grip looks to be such that she could easy shoot her own finger off. Third, she blows on the barrel while pointing the gun in her own face. Then, after she burns her tits, she again points the gun at her own face. Although that last time looks like she realized it and quickly pointed it away. 

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
 Share
Go to topic listing


Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business and Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Subscribe!... Donate!... Advertise... COOKIE MONSTER!

×
×
  • Create New...