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10 hours ago, landman said:

Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

Glad I’m not the only one that remembers those from the 1980’s.  In such poor taste but still funny 40 years later. 
 

How’d she burn her other ear?

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6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Glad I’m not the only one that remembers those from the 1980’s.  In such poor taste but still funny 40 years later. 
 

How’d she burn her other ear?

They called back.

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I always loved the way he threw in "Ya' Nazi douchebag" at the end of the dialogue.  There was probably a really poor-taste "Diary of Helen Keller, but I couldn't read her handwriting" joke on the Kevin Smith cutting room floor somewhere...

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Need a surly collection to make this a reality at the Aggie presser before the renewed rivalry game. Invasion of the Austin libs. 

 

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8 hours ago, nnm said:

Need a surly collection to make this a reality at the Aggie presser before the renewed rivalry game. Invasion of the Austin libs. 

Flying dildo?

I don't think there is a drone powerful enough to lift Looch.

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On 4/9/2024 at 4:28 PM, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

 

 

I'd like to think this guy arrives at the lake in a similar fashion. Maybe towed behind a souped-up riding mower. 

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