Post a pic that makes you lol

[Hate 20146]

48 minutes ago, Parliament said:

 

 

A software thing has a specific, weird, annoying problem.  Normal people call it a "bug."  Computer nerds call it a "feature."

Computer nerds that don’t know how to fix the bug call it a feature.

[futureman 22552]

14 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I have owned my own business for almost 10 years and I am financially secure.  I could never go back. 

[PRONG HORN 3158]

[Ojo Rojo 1979]

9 hours ago, futureman said:

I apologize for nothing.

[futureman 22552]

10 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

oh?  what’s the story on asian women?

[tfoolry 8238]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

oh?  what’s the story on asian women?

[Marfa Low Crown 2548]

11 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

I'm single in a small town and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. All the good women are taken and what's left is just trash that gets passed around. 
My father keeps telling me all kinds of reasons why Asian women are better and that I need to branch out to the nearest big city to date some.
 He meant well, so I didn't tell him I've slept with a couple in the past and the noises they make in bed sounds like someone is killing a cat. 
I mean, bad enough that doggy became my preferred position so I could stick my fingers in my ears. Still, he's probably right... 

[futureman 22552]

what an odd anecdote

[MissingInAction 25204]

26 minutes ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

I'm single in a small town and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. All the good women are taken and what's left is just trash that gets passed around. 
My father keeps telling me all kinds of reasons why Asian women are better and that I need to branch out to the nearest big city to date some.
 He meant well, so I didn't tell him I've slept with a couple in the past and the noises they make in bed sounds like someone is killing a cat. 
I mean, bad enough that doggy became my preferred position so I could stick my fingers in my ears. Still, he's probably right... 

Well, that worked for me.

Thanks.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

[Dutchrudder 11152]

On 4/22/2024 at 9:28 AM, RPM said:

 

I'm a bit behind, but I really wish this ended with a bunch of guys in pig costumes wearing cop uniforms arresting everyone.

[Dutchrudder 11152]

[Parliament 14333]

Narrator: "KFC in China is made out of cat."

[Chad Fuck 17806]

Narrator: "KFC in China is made out of cat."

K entucky
F ried
C at


/obvs

[Parliament 14333]

 

[PRONG HORN 3158]

[Armybrat 40919]

[Hornius Emeritus 12490]

8 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

I'm single in a small town and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. All the good women are taken and what's left is just trash that gets passed around. 
My father keeps telling me all kinds of reasons why Asian women are better and that I need to branch out to the nearest big city to date some.
 He meant well, so I didn't tell him I've slept with a couple in the past and the noises they make in bed sounds like someone is killing a cat. 
I mean, bad enough that doggy became my preferred position so I could stick my fingers in my ears. Still, he's probably right... 

 

[beer 3220]

2 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

He'd have his wish if they were chihuahua's

 

[Armybrat 40919]

[TrashMaster G 17620]

11 hours ago, beer said:

He'd have his wish if they were chihuahua's

 

If they were chihuahua's what?

[Armybrat 40919]

['stache 21887]

On 4/25/2024 at 11:43 AM, tfoolry said:

 

On 4/25/2024 at 1:01 PM, Marfa Low Crown said:

I'm single in a small town and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. All the good women are taken and what's left is just trash that gets passed around. 
My father keeps telling me all kinds of reasons why Asian women are better and that I need to branch out to the nearest big city to date some.
 He meant well, so I didn't tell him I've slept with a couple in the past and the noises they make in bed sounds like someone is killing a cat. 
I mean, bad enough that doggy became my preferred position so I could stick my fingers in my ears. Still, he's probably right... 

['stache 21887]

[Post Oak 20278]

 

[Armybrat 40919]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Looked him up online - interesting interview by a reporter:

https://luke.substack.com/p/the-man-who-bowled-a-perfect-game-c37

['stache 21887]

15 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Looked him up online - interesting interview by a reporter:

https://luke.substack.com/p/the-man-who-bowled-a-perfect-game-c37

Haha, nice. Might be one of my new favorite people.

"Bill and his co-workers finished out the day, and not knowing what else to do he said fuck it, let’s go bowling, and man is he glad he did because it was the best game of his life."

[markstanco 12627]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLHYUnDq/

[WithoutAClue 15455]

[South Austin 52626]

4 hours ago, 'stache said:

Never forget.

[Superhero 8845]

On 4/24/2024 at 10:59 PM, PRONG HORN said:

Asian women who need a green card, and will leave you after she gets citizenship so she can bring over her real husband and 5 children.

[/fact-ish]

[RPM 26358]

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Asian women who need a green card, and will leave you after she gets citizenship so she can dump you for a guy 20 years younger an start pumping out kids.

[/fact]

fify

Edited April 27 by RPM

[Marfa Low Crown 2548]

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Asian women who need a green card, and will leave you after she gets citizenship so she can bring over her real husband and 5 children.

[/fact-ish]

Avatar checks out. 

[Parliament 14333]

3 hours ago, Superhero said:

Asian women who need a green card, and will leave you after she gets citizenship so she can bring over her real husband and 5 children.

[/fact-ish]

And then you go get a fresh one.  I don’t see the problem here.

*Just don’t have kids with her.

[butthurt 1531]

 

 

[nnm 36662]

8 hours ago, butthurt said:

 

 

He’s completely correct about Galveston. Stinky, crummy city/island with dirty, nasty water. 

[TrashMaster G 17620]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

He’s completely correct about Galveston. Stinky, crummy city/island with dirty, nasty water. 

And a bunch of damn aggies.

[Underdog 28781]

 

[TexasHooch 5145]

[MissingInAction 25204]

[brakeman 28444]

[HiggyBaby 2546]

[Davis Lane 5656]

19 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

It's upside down.

And that's ok.

[thunderlounge 7945]

$900 for some snatch seems awfully cheap.

[Dennis Taylor 18875]

 

 

[brakeman 28444]

[brakeman 28444]

[thunderlounge 7945]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

 

The judges would have also accepted Waco.

[Post Oak 20278]

 

 

[Post Oak 20278]

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

 

The judges would have also accepted Waco.