Post a pic that makes you lol

[Hate 20112]

48 minutes ago, Parliament said:

 

 

A software thing has a specific, weird, annoying problem.  Normal people call it a "bug."  Computer nerds call it a "feature."

Computer nerds that don’t know how to fix the bug call it a feature.

[futureman 22485]

14 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I have owned my own business for almost 10 years and I am financially secure.  I could never go back. 

[PRONG HORN 3146]

[Ojo Rojo 1965]

9 hours ago, futureman said:

I apologize for nothing.

[futureman 22485]

10 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

oh?  what’s the story on asian women?

[tfoolry 8218]

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

oh?  what’s the story on asian women?

[Marfa Low Crown 2546]

11 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

I'm single in a small town and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. All the good women are taken and what's left is just trash that gets passed around. 
My father keeps telling me all kinds of reasons why Asian women are better and that I need to branch out to the nearest big city to date some.
 He meant well, so I didn't tell him I've slept with a couple in the past and the noises they make in bed sounds like someone is killing a cat. 
I mean, bad enough that doggy became my preferred position so I could stick my fingers in my ears. Still, he's probably right... 

[futureman 22485]

what an odd anecdote

[MissingInAction 25106]

26 minutes ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

I'm single in a small town and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. All the good women are taken and what's left is just trash that gets passed around. 
My father keeps telling me all kinds of reasons why Asian women are better and that I need to branch out to the nearest big city to date some.
 He meant well, so I didn't tell him I've slept with a couple in the past and the noises they make in bed sounds like someone is killing a cat. 
I mean, bad enough that doggy became my preferred position so I could stick my fingers in my ears. Still, he's probably right... 

Well, that worked for me.

Thanks.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

[Dutchrudder 11141]

On 4/22/2024 at 9:28 AM, RPM said:

 

I'm a bit behind, but I really wish this ended with a bunch of guys in pig costumes wearing cop uniforms arresting everyone.

[Dutchrudder 11141]

[Parliament 14260]

Narrator: "KFC in China is made out of cat."

[Chad Fuck 17684]

Narrator: "KFC in China is made out of cat."

K entucky
F ried
C at


/obvs

[Parliament 14260]

 

[PRONG HORN 3146]

[Armybrat 40851]

[Hornius Emeritus 12471]

8 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

I'm single in a small town and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. All the good women are taken and what's left is just trash that gets passed around. 
My father keeps telling me all kinds of reasons why Asian women are better and that I need to branch out to the nearest big city to date some.
 He meant well, so I didn't tell him I've slept with a couple in the past and the noises they make in bed sounds like someone is killing a cat. 
I mean, bad enough that doggy became my preferred position so I could stick my fingers in my ears. Still, he's probably right... 

 

[beer 3220]

2 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

He'd have his wish if they were chihuahua's

 

[Armybrat 40851]

[TrashMaster G 17563]

11 hours ago, beer said:

He'd have his wish if they were chihuahua's

 

If they were chihuahua's what?

[Armybrat 40851]

['stache 21819]

On 4/25/2024 at 11:43 AM, tfoolry said:

 

On 4/25/2024 at 1:01 PM, Marfa Low Crown said:

I'm single in a small town and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. All the good women are taken and what's left is just trash that gets passed around. 
My father keeps telling me all kinds of reasons why Asian women are better and that I need to branch out to the nearest big city to date some.
 He meant well, so I didn't tell him I've slept with a couple in the past and the noises they make in bed sounds like someone is killing a cat. 
I mean, bad enough that doggy became my preferred position so I could stick my fingers in my ears. Still, he's probably right... 

['stache 21819]

[Post Oak 20245]

 

[Armybrat 40851]

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Looked him up online - interesting interview by a reporter:

https://luke.substack.com/p/the-man-who-bowled-a-perfect-game-c37

['stache 21819]

15 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Looked him up online - interesting interview by a reporter:

https://luke.substack.com/p/the-man-who-bowled-a-perfect-game-c37

Haha, nice. Might be one of my new favorite people.

"Bill and his co-workers finished out the day, and not knowing what else to do he said fuck it, let’s go bowling, and man is he glad he did because it was the best game of his life."

[markstanco 12577]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLHYUnDq/

[WithoutAClue 15381]

[South Austin 52519]

4 hours ago, 'stache said:

Never forget.

[Superhero 8830]

On 4/24/2024 at 10:59 PM, PRONG HORN said:

Asian women who need a green card, and will leave you after she gets citizenship so she can bring over her real husband and 5 children.

[/fact-ish]

[RPM 26322]

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Asian women who need a green card, and will leave you after she gets citizenship so she can dump you for a guy 20 years younger an start pumping out kids.

[/fact]

fify

Edited April 27 by RPM

[Marfa Low Crown 2546]

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Asian women who need a green card, and will leave you after she gets citizenship so she can bring over her real husband and 5 children.

[/fact-ish]

Avatar checks out. 

[Parliament 14260]

3 hours ago, Superhero said:

Asian women who need a green card, and will leave you after she gets citizenship so she can bring over her real husband and 5 children.

[/fact-ish]

And then you go get a fresh one.  I don’t see the problem here.

*Just don’t have kids with her.

[butthurt 1525]

 

 

[nnm 36438]

8 hours ago, butthurt said:

 

 

He’s completely correct about Galveston. Stinky, crummy city/island with dirty, nasty water. 

[TrashMaster G 17563]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

He’s completely correct about Galveston. Stinky, crummy city/island with dirty, nasty water. 

And a bunch of damn aggies.

[Underdog 28711]

 

[TexasHooch 5122]

[MissingInAction 25106]

[brakeman 28375]

[HiggyBaby 2538]

[Davis Lane 5587]

19 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

It's upside down.

And that's ok.

[thunderlounge 7866]

$900 for some snatch seems awfully cheap.

[Dennis Taylor 18830]

 

 

[brakeman 28375]

[brakeman 28375]

[thunderlounge 7866]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

 

 

The judges would have also accepted Waco.

[Post Oak 20245]

 

 

[Post Oak 20245]

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

 

The judges would have also accepted Waco.