Post a pic that makes you lol

[WithoutAClue 15,992]

[Hawndoh 2,409]

That would make me walk out of a showing if I were looking at that house.

[Superhero 8,990]

At our old house, the contractor tried to tell me it’s okay for the kitchen faucet to be 6” right off the centerline of the window. I noped him until he got the right cabinet size. 

[brakeman 28,646]

https://twitter.com/JesusChryslerII/status/1786730416860270878

Edited May 4 by brakeman

[brakeman 28,646]

[brakeman 28,646]

[52-80 19,379]

[Dennis Taylor 19,284]

 

[Superhero 8,990]

5 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Something something South Austin’s mom. 

[futureman 22,664]

[ROFL BOX 6,654]

[ROFL BOX 6,654]

22 hours ago, brakeman said:

https://twitter.com/JesusChryslerII/status/1786730416860270878

 

[Mileslong 4,793]

[Bullneck 19,454]

I can't remember where I saw this.  Maybe here.

[52-80 19,379]

[MissingInAction 25,478]

14 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Undefeated...then defeated?

[Chooky 13,337]

[Underdog 29,099]

Baby, please. I am not from Havana. 

[Superhero 8,990]

16 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Me in my 20, let’s go bitch.

Me in my 40s. Let’s wait until tomorrow.

[futureman 22,664]

3 hours ago, Mileslong said:

whats the joke?  other than it being dom toretto. 

[Armybrat 41,314]

[elfenix 34,658]

 

[52-80 19,379]

8 hours ago, Chooky said:

the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20,834]

 

 

 

[TrashMaster G 18,029]

27 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

 

For horse girls who can't afford horses.

[Trey3216 15,450]

[Ojo Rojo 2,040]

15 hours ago, futureman said:

whats the joke?  other than it being dom toretto. 

Nah, man.  That's Ving Rhames.

[Sbbruin 22,082]

On 5/3/2024 at 7:24 PM, Brothahorn said:

Listening to some old-school Houston shit and this popped up.  I'm sure it's been posted b4 but it just made me bob my head and laugh. RIP Maybe (Jayde).

 

 

finominle

[markstanco 12,772]

On 5/3/2024 at 9:24 PM, Brothahorn said:

Listening to some old-school Houston shit and this popped up.  I'm sure it's been posted b4 but it just made me bob my head and laugh. RIP Maybe (Jayde).

 

What makes you think this?  

[Cousin Strawberry 1,273]

On 5/3/2024 at 9:24 PM, Brothahorn said:

Listening to some old-school Houston shit and this popped up.  I'm sure it's been posted b4 but it just made me bob my head and laugh. RIP Maybe (Jayde).

 

 

Wasn't there some connection  to this site?  His sister or cousin posted here?

[Brothahorn 10,096]

What makes you think this?  

I just figured she wasn't around anymore. She's probably up there in Surly heaven with Derka and Rocko.

[Jerry Callo 8,952]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

For horse girls who can't afford horses.

[High Plains Drifter 11,160]

 

Shouldn't that be 7 minutes?

 

16 hours ago, elfenix said:

 

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[markstanco 12,772]

3 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

What makes you think this?  

I just figured she wasn't around anymore. She's probably up there in Surly heaven with Derka and Rocko.

Okay, I thought I missed something. I think the last I recall is her going out to the West Coast somewhere. 

[Covri 6,366]

21 hours ago, futureman said:

whats the joke?  other than it being dom toretto. 

 

[Mittens 8,630]

 

[speed817 19,844]

Cutting grass is he deal breaker....

[nnm 37,737]

28 minutes ago, speed817 said:

Cutting grass is he deal breaker....

You only need to know HOW to cut it.
 

I know how to dig a ditch, buck hay, and build a miles-long barbed-wire fence. I haven’t done any of those things in about 40 years, but I know how. 
Saddle up, buckaroo. 

[YGIFS 19,456]

Fitting profile pic since apparently some dumbass that doesn't how to cut grass took a shaver to her eyebrows.  

[brakeman 28,646]

[DigglerontheHoof 21,516]

1 hour ago, speed817 said:

Cutting grass is he deal breaker....

[markstanco 12,772]

2 hours ago, speed817 said:

Cutting grass is he deal breaker....

Needs to magically get exponentially hotter. 

[futureman 22,664]

it's a joke

Edited May 7 by futureman

[Parliament 14,556]

3 hours ago, speed817 said:

Cutting grass is he deal breaker....

Totally understand why she wants all those things.  Question is what does she have to offer in return?

Edited May 7 by Parliament

[nnm 37,737]

26 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Totally understand why she wants all those things.  Question is what does she have to offer in return?

One thing. And it is undefeated. 

[Marfa Low Crown 2,556]

50 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Totally understand why she wants all those things.  Question is what does she have to offer in return?

She offers Nothing.

Any man that can afford even half of her demands can bag a better looking 20-something (and better looking would NOT be hard to do here) that also has no kids and none of her bullshit. 
I worked with an entitled cunt like this woman one time. 50+ years old, four kids, married a rich man who did everything and was then going through a divorce. She actually thought she could still dictate the dating game with these kinds of demands. Had to tell her to manage her expectations of what she was worth on the dating market today. You aren't gold. You don't appreciate. You're a used car and you got driven off the lot a long time ago.

Still, I find it hard to believe that woman's profile is real lol    

[Tex Long 4,613]

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Totally understand why she wants all those things.  Question is what does she have to offer in return?

Fertile loins.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mind you, Fertile Loins is a damned good name for a band of single moms. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,761]

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,761]

Lol... the end