Post a pic that makes you lol

[SquishMitten 10444]

On 5/24/2024 at 1:13 PM, Jerry Callo said:

Funniest part is all the aggys trying to prove that its a replica.  Um . . . a replica of one of the dumbest things ever.

Sadly, it isn’t the original plaque. Font is different

[SquishMitten 10444]

On 5/24/2024 at 6:10 PM, tfoolry said:

 

 

He’s the worst

[TrashMaster G 17631]

3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

 

Fucking legend.

[Jerry Callo 8742]

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

Sadly, it isn’t the original plaque. Font is different

That's a very aggy thing to say.

[Armybrat 40930]

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

Sadly, it isn’t the original plaque. Font is different

Don’t care….. got Jimbo still cashin’ checks.

[Tex Long 4455]

18 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Don’t care….. got Jimbo still cashin’ checks.

As long as the bevels are correct, the font doesn't affect the reality.

[CoTex 1162]

4 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

Sadly, it isn’t the original plaque. Font is different

The proper response to aggy is "oh yeah, well then where is the real one?"

[Gene Parmesan 4016]

The original is just a replica of the championship plaque given to the A&M commerce coach

[Armybrat 40930]

[Don Johnson 4757]

 

[Bullneck 19217]

On 5/26/2024 at 11:01 PM, gofuckyourself said:

This is our dryer notification. It's like a neverending jam band encore.

 

Naw, that's Gilbert & Sullivan

 

[Buzzrock 14949]

When you have time to kill at the airport, skip the lounge and find the bar nearest to the Spirit gates. 
The Spirit-adjacent bar at MSY is one of my favorite places, and I don't even drink anymore. 

I have shared your words with so many people. That is fucking hilarious.

[Elvis 3375]

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Naw, that's Gilbert & Sullivan

 

I bet that guy sharts 5 nights a week.

[Armybrat 40930]

[Dennis Taylor 18880]

 

[52-80 19271]

On 5/27/2024 at 5:01 AM, gofuckyourself said:

This is our dryer notification. It's like a neverending jam band encore.

 

not lol material.  this is real-things-that-piss-you-off material. 😡

[cactusflinthead 27608]

[WithoutAClue 15469]

[tfoolry 8243]

 

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21110]

Presumably taken from a Dallas-area law firm restroom. 

[DixonHur 11395]

[TrashMaster G 17631]

10 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Presumably taken from a Dallas-area law firm restroom. 

A helicocktor?

[PvilleStang 2922]

42 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Presumably taken from a Dallas-area law firm restroom. 

Thujone on his next aggy-copter artwork?  Or did Stoops get a new helicopter?

[tfoolry 8243]

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Presumably taken from a Dallas-area law firm restroom. 

[TexEx15 17572]

 

[Scheiss Meister 8413]

The look on the judge's face is priceless!  The look of realization on the defendant's face is almost as good.  You can hear the record scratch in his head.

Edited May 29 by Scheiss Meister
Speling is imprtent.

[Underdog 28799]

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

A helicocktor?

 

[Crapinon 2276]

22 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Naw, that's Gilbert & Sullivan

 

If you leave the sound off he looks like he's singing "I have a structured settlement and I need cash now".

[TheStoicPaisano 9939]

22 hours ago, Armybrat said:

 

[AUS-97HORN 11824]

4 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

The look on the judge's face is priceless!  The look of realization on the defendant's face is almost as good.  You can hear the record scratch in his head.

there are 2 or 3 youtube channels dedicated to the morons who are defendants in Judge Simpson's court.  esp the repeat offenders. 

 

The amount of excuses, idiocy, and pure dumbassery that he has to deal with on a daily basis would make most of us lose our fucking minds. 

[Longboard Horn 40557]

[WithoutAClue 15469]

[Incredulity 11683]

Someone find out if she has any eligibility left.

[conVINCEd 21471]

8 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

You still can.  It’s just expensive.  Had a young guy who worked for me several years ago. I bet he broke 3-4 phones per year.  He came in one day bitching about it.  I told him I try not to get up in people’s personal business, and I am generally against such things, but he might want to take out the insurance on the new one.  Just a thought.

[Armybrat 40930]

[Hornius Emeritus 12491]

 

 

 

[thunderlounge 7956]

4 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Someone find out if she has any eligibility left.

Head and face leaving a hole in the sheetrock? Chef’s kiss. 

[Jerry Callo 8742]

4 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

You still can.  It’s just expensive.  Had a young guy who worked for me several years ago. I bet he broke 3-4 phones per year.  He came in one day bitching about it.  I told him I try not to get up in people’s personal business, and I am generally against such things, but he might want to take out the insurance on the new one.  Just a thought.

Without even checking, I'm sure there is an app that simulates slamming the phone down.

[SquishMitten 10444]

How would an app simulate slamming your phone down?

[NeverMarryAStripper 21962]

[Jerry Callo 8742]

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

How would an app simulate slamming your phone down?

^^^^^^

I don't know anything, other that there is an app for everything.

[TrashMaster G 17631]

Just now, Jerry Callo said:

^^^^^^

I don't know anything, other that there is an app for everything.

Is there an app for getting me a date with the real Alexandra Daddario?

[Jerry Callo 8742]

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Is there an app for getting me a date with the real Alexandra Daddario?

Have you checked the app store?

[Gene Parmesan 4016]

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Is there an app for getting me a date with the real Alexandra Daddario?

Yes

[TrashMaster G 17631]

4 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Have you checked the app store?

Not in the last two hours.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21962]

14 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Is there an app for getting me a date with the real Alexandra Daddario?

[52-80 19271]

This law shit looks easy as hell. How much they pay someone to be a judge?

 

[52-80 19271]

 

[ABSR 5325]

1 hour ago, SquishMitten said:

How would an app simulate slamming your phone down?

My guess is it sends the person you are talking with the sound they would hear if you slammed down an old phone to hang up ... then it disconnects.

[Underdog 28799]

Make A Wish have an app?