Post a pic that makes you lol

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

[Armybrat 40822]

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20390]

 

 

 

 

 

Edited July 2 by Horn Under a Bad Sign

[nnm 36342]

59 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Mrs NNM got a chuckle out of that. 

Of course, the old man in the water is half the man he was when he went in!

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[Homesickhorn 2202]

 
 
 

I’ve done this. It was when I was still in Oak Forest. And, it’s everything that you could ever imagine it would be. The satisfaction was, for lack of a better word, poetry.

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

 

 

[tfoolry 8201]

[Dnaguy 11916]

30 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

[closetohumping 17433]

[brakeman 28354]

[WithoutAClue 15336]

[Indomitable 80]

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21052]

[nnm 36342]

 

[BearSchlong 8083]

 

That’s a lot more holy shit but I feel bad for laughing uncontrollably.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20390]

 

 

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1678]

A classic from the olden days of cyber space..

 

[Longboard Horn 40292]

[honolulu horn 6158]

That might be a record. Impressive, really.

[52-80 19147]

14 hours ago, nnm said:

 

insurance adjuster when he receives both videos

 

[Spaulding Smails 1552]

16 hours ago, nnm said:

 

We were up in Telluride the day they closed the mountain for Covid in 2020.  Stayed a day in town after it closed, then did a cannonball run back to Central Texas that Monday.  My employees were freaking out, and I needed to hop on a few calls and write some emails, so I switched and let my wife drive when we got to Albuquerque.  I'm in the passenger seat when we're about 30 miles north of Roswell on 285.  Flat.  Wide-open.  Not a tree in sight.  No other cars on the road.  I glance up from my computer and see a lone tom turkey in the median coming into our lane about a quarter mile ahead.  Surely my wife sees it.  I wait a few seconds, then start hollering her name.  Evidently, she was in a daze.  She smoked that 20-lb butterball doing 80.  Literally had a good 15 seconds to slow down, change lanes, something.  Nope.  He started to try to fly right before she hit him.  Toasted the bumper, the grille and banged up the radiator.  Had to limp home adding coolant every 100 miles or so.  About $5K worth of damage, but it least it gave me a reason to upgrade to a brush guard bumper.  Glad we weren't in a sedan, but damn those turkeys can do some damage.  She still hasn't lived that one down.  

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

2 minutes ago, Spaulding Smails said:

We were up in Telluride the day they closed the mountain for Covid in 2020.  Stayed a day in town after it closed, then did a cannonball run back to Central Texas that Monday.  My employees were freaking out, and I needed to hop on a few calls and write some emails, so I switched and let my wife drive when we got to Albuquerque.  I'm in the passenger seat when we're about 30 miles north of Roswell on 285.  Flat.  Wide-open.  Not a tree in sight.  No other cars on the road.  I glance up from my computer and see a lone tom turkey in the median coming into our lane about a quarter mile ahead.  Surely my wife sees it.  I wait a few seconds, then start hollering her name.  Evidently, she was in a daze.  She smoked that 20-lb butterball doing 80.  Literally had a good 15 seconds to slow down, change lanes, something.  Nope.  He started to try to fly right before she hit him.  Toasted the bumper, the grille and banged up the radiator.  Had to limp home adding coolant every 100 miles or so.  About $5K worth of damage, but it least it gave me a reason to upgrade to a brush guard bumper.  Glad we weren't in a sedan, but damn those turkeys can do some damage.  She still hasn't lived that one down.  

As God as her witness she thought turkeys could fly

Edited July 4 by Dennis Taylor

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

[WithoutAClue 15336]

[YGIFS 19449]

5-stars!  I mean, 5-stairs

[Longboard Horn 40292]

[brakeman 28354]

[futureman 22443]

8 hours ago, Spaulding Smails said:

We were up in Telluride the day they closed the mountain for Covid in 2020.  Stayed a day in town after it closed, then did a cannonball run back to Central Texas that Monday.  My employees were freaking out, and I needed to hop on a few calls and write some emails, so I switched and let my wife drive when we got to Albuquerque.  I'm in the passenger seat when we're about 30 miles north of Roswell on 285.  Flat.  Wide-open.  Not a tree in sight.  No other cars on the road.  I glance up from my computer and see a lone tom turkey in the median coming into our lane about a quarter mile ahead.  Surely my wife sees it.  I wait a few seconds, then start hollering her name.  Evidently, she was in a daze.  She smoked that 20-lb butterball doing 80.  Literally had a good 15 seconds to slow down, change lanes, something.  Nope.  He started to try to fly right before she hit him.  Toasted the bumper, the grille and banged up the radiator.  Had to limp home adding coolant every 100 miles or so.  About $5K worth of damage, but it least it gave me a reason to upgrade to a brush guard bumper.  Glad we weren't in a sedan, but damn those turkeys can do some damage.  She still hasn't lived that one down.  

$5k in damage from a turkey?  what kind of vehicle was this?

[nnm 36342]

Sound up and then confess your sin of laughing to avoid going to hell. 

 

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

17 minutes ago, nnm said:

Sound up and then confess your sin of laughing to avoid going to hell. 

 

My mom had to use a talker like that due to laryngeal cancer.  One day when we were down at MD Anderson for a radiation treatment we went down to the cafeteria for lunch.  There was a little girl about 5 years old in line behind us with her mom.  She heard my mom say something to me and her eyes got huge and she gasped audibly.  Then she turned to her mom and in that 5 year old "whisper" said, "Momma!  That lady's a robot!"  My mom humored her by acting like a robot the rest of the time we were in line.  Later, she saw my mom eat some food and freaked out about the robot being able to eat.  It was cute, and funny, as hell.

[nnm 36342]

Just now, Scheiss Meister said:

My mom had to use a talker like that due to laryngeal cancer.  One day when we were down at MD Anderson for a radiation treatment we went down to the cafeteria for lunch.  There was a little girl about 5 years old in line behind us with her mom.  She heard my mom say something to me and her eyes got huge and she gasped audibly.  Then she turned to her mom and in that 5 year old "whisper" said, "Momma!  That lady's a robot!"  My mom humored her by acting like a robot the rest of the time we were in line.  Later, she saw my mom eat some food and freaked out about the robot being able to eat.  It was cute, and funny, as hell.

Good for your mom. Sounds like she was a great lady. 

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

Just now, nnm said:

Good for your mom. Sounds like she was a great lady. 

She was.  She never let someone be a stranger for more than five seconds, and she took no shit from anyone.  God, I miss her.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21872]

25 minutes ago, futureman said:

$5k in damage from a turkey?  what kind of vehicle was this?

KE = 1/2 * M * V^2

KE = 1/2 (1,800) (36)^2

KE = 1,166,400 Joules

[AUS-97HORN 11756]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

KE = 1/2 * M * V^2

KE = 1/2 (1,800) (36)^2

KE = 1,166,400 Joules

[tfoolry 8201]

[Bigbend1812 12915]

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

KE = 1/2 * M * V^2

KE = 1/2 (1,800) (36)^2

KE = 1,166,400 Joules

1 watson 

[Longboard Horn 40292]

[Doze 1322]

4 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Point of Parlimentary Proceedure.....That ^^^ one has been replaced with this one.

[Hate 20106]

16 minutes ago, Doze said:

Point of Parlimentary Proceedure.....That ^^^ one has been replaced with this one.

[futureman 22443]

6 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

KE = 1/2 * M * V^2

KE = 1/2 (1,800) (36)^2

KE = 1,166,400 Joules

yeah bud I took physics freshman year too.

I've hit three deer with my truck and never got more than a small dent in the bumper.  $5k for a turkey sounds strange.

[52-80 19147]

9 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

KE = 1/2 * M * V^2

KE = 1/2 (1,800) (36)^2

KE = 1,166,400 Joules

Oh its the Toyota Mathematica

[52-80 19147]

 

 

[WithoutAClue 15336]

[Spaulding Smails 1552]

16 hours ago, futureman said:

$5k in damage from a turkey?  what kind of vehicle was this?

F350.  It wasn't a love-tap.  It was 80 mph smack-dab in the middle of the bumper / grille without even thinking about slowing down.  

[Parliament 14239]

11 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Now do French warships sunk.

[Horn Draoi 254]

10 hours ago, futureman said:

yeah bud I took physics freshman year too.

I've hit three deer with my truck and never got more than a small dent in the bumper.  $5k for a turkey sounds strange.

I hit a sneaky, suicidal jackrabbit at 75+ about 5 years ago in my Miata-$3500

[Superhero 8827]

[futureman 22443]

1 hour ago, Spaulding Smails said:

F350.  It wasn't a love-tap.  It was 80 mph smack-dab in the middle of the bumper / grille without even thinking about slowing down.  

37 minutes ago, Horn Draoi said:

I hit a sneaky, suicidal jackrabbit at 75+ about 5 years ago in my Miata-$3500

well I don’t get it.  I’ve driven straight through three deer in the hill country going ~60mph and no damage to speak of.  f150.

[SquishMitten 10403]

Not always the size of the animal but the point of impact. I’ve hit a deer going about 45 in a Silverado and it went straight over the roof, nothing more than a small dent. Armadillo's have caused more damage than that on a few occasions. Bird chipped my windshield once. Never hit anything that required any extensive repairs though.