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On 2/26/2025 at 9:39 PM, brakeman said:

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I would have told him it would be another grand to not post his search history to all of his friends and family on Facebook.

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3 hours ago, Tex Long said:

How half of Surly sees the other half...

 

 

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I swear half you motherfuckers don't have jobs. The only two I know personally is Immamac, and Brisket. Brisket has so many posts, that I figured out he just surfs Surly all day, and lets the interns, and paralegals get shit ready for trial. He works about as much as a placekicker. I'll fess up, I work maybe 4-5 hours per week, my wife gets shitty with me because she has always worked a non-sales job. I'm a placekicker as well.

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A well known real estate guy in Austin once told me his goal was to be the highest paid per hour worker in town.

I always thought that was a pretty good goal.

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Yah, you know, I figgered that besides the good-natured banter about posting volume,  there would be remarks about Gramma's basement having windows, or this guy being too stupid to open the box and put the chair together. 

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11 hours ago, CHIEF said:

I swear half you motherfuckers don't have jobs. The only two I know personally is Immamac, and Brisket. Brisket has so many posts, that I figured out he just surfs Surly all day, and lets the interns, and paralegals get shit ready for trial. He works about as much as a placekicker. I'll fess up, I work maybe 4-5 hours per week, my wife gets shitty with me because she has always worked a non-sales job. I'm a placekicker as well.

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i bet he still bills a shittton of hours though

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13 hours ago, CHIEF said:

I swear half you motherfuckers don't have jobs. The only two I know personally is Immamac, and Brisket. Brisket has so many posts, that I figured out he just surfs Surly all day, and lets the interns, and paralegals get shit ready for trial. He works about as much as a placekicker. I'll fess up, I work maybe 4-5 hours per week, my wife gets shitty with me because she has always worked a non-sales job. I'm a placekicker as well.

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2 hours ago, tbone_ said:

A well known real estate guy in Austin once told me his goal was to be the highest paid per hour worker in town.

I always thought that was a pretty good goal.

Sounds like a dicktater.

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On 2/28/2025 at 4:21 PM, MissingInAction said:

Proposed for new surly banner.

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jfc. I'm having flashbacks of having a paper to write, its 10 pm the day before its due. I go to the second floor of the UGL to use their computers (back in the day before everyone had computers), logging in to get assigned a computer, and seeing a 20 person wait list. 

Then I would walk up and down the aisles, and see dickbags like that playing games, or downloading music on napster. Fucking douchebag nerds. 

 

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4 hours ago, tbone_ said:

A well known real estate guy in Austin once told me his goal was to be the highest paid per hour worker in town.

I always thought that was a pretty good goal.

I wouldn’t take advice from Nate Paul at this point.

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3 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

jfc. I'm having flashbacks of having a paper to write, its 10 pm the day before its due. I go to the second floor of the UGL to use their computers (back in the day before everyone had computers), logging in to get assigned a computer, and seeing a 20 person wait list. 

Then I would walk up and down the aisles, and see dickbags like that playing games, or downloading music on napster. Fucking douchebag nerds. 

 

I remember sitting in the waiting area where there was a bank of computers you could see.  There was one dude right in the middle, monitor facing the public, watching porn.  I walked up and was like, "Dude, some of us have work to do."  To which he should've responded, "I'm doing work alright."  Instead he just said, "this is for a paper."  Everyone in the waiting section had jaws dropped.  

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