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6 hours ago, brakeman said:

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Don’t underestimate the hand strength of  masseuses.

Mine is a little 5’3” 110 lbs woman who doesn’t use her elbows (I’ve asked), and has the hand strength to choke out a chimpanzee.

She’s pretty and friendly. But I’ve never dared getting a boner because she will undoubtedly rip it off and shove it into my chest cavity. 

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4 hours ago, Superhero said:

Don’t underestimate the hand strength of  masseuses.

Mine is a little 5’3” 110 lbs woman who doesn’t use her elbows (I’ve asked), and has the hand strength to choke out a chimpanzee.

She’s pretty and friendly. But I’ve never dared getting a boner because she will undoubtedly rip it off and shove it into my chest cavity. 

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7 hours ago, Superhero said:

Don’t underestimate the hand strength of  masseuses.

Mine is a little 5’3” 110 lbs woman who doesn’t use her elbows (I’ve asked), and has the hand strength to choke out a chimpanzee.

She’s pretty and friendly. But I’ve never dared getting a boner because she will undoubtedly rip it off and shove it into my chest cavity. 

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jfc. I'm having flashbacks of having a paper to write, its 10 pm the day before its due. I go to the second floor of the UGL to use their computers (back in the day before everyone had computers), logging in to get assigned a computer, and seeing a 20 person wait list. 
Then I would walk up and down the aisles, and see dickbags like that playing games, or downloading music on napster. Fucking douchebag nerds. 
 

Early 80’s I took a computer class in college. There was one computer for the 40 of us to use but we didn’t get to actually use it until the last month of the class. I believe I logged about 20 minutes total, Go Pokes!
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14 hours ago, futureman said:

Sophia Loren was not a Chrysler 300…

but I understand the point you were trying to make.

I think we will need ArmyBrat to weigh in and give us an official opinion on this one.....

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