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3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Did you know that it’s physically impossible to do a sit up with your eyes closed?

/opening line to atomic sit up gag

 

ass meets wooden spoon trick-

 

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6 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

Well, if it's only once a year, then asking for a blow job from your mom doesn't seem too creepy. 

I don't even have to ask your mom, she gives it up willingly.

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On 5/12/2019 at 10:05 PM, Buffsoldier said:

Oh sure, a cat does it and it's "cute and needs to go on Instagram". But when I do it I'm "a pervert and need to leave the premises immediately".

still undefeated.

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