Jump to content

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 41k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

  • nnm

    1445

  • crash_davis

    1331

  • Armybrat

    1177

  • Longboard Horn

    1024

Posted
7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That rig just screams I don’t pay taxes they are illegal. But that’s none of my business, just gimme my grilled cheese sammiches and I’ll see you tomorrow. 

so yea, john mueller's new gig.

  • Like 2
Posted
54 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That rig just screams I don’t pay taxes they are illegal. But that’s none of my business, just gimme my grilled cheese sammiches and I’ll see you tomorrow. 

I'm a sovereign nation in my cheese truck!

latest?cb=20110627011151

  • Like 1
Posted
2 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

The grilled cheese nazi? 

I would like to go there and order a grilled cheese on gluten free bread just to see his head explode.

Posted
5 minutes ago, ABSR said:

I would like to go there and order a grilled cheese on gluten free bread just to see his head explode.

would just fling a meting slice of cheese at your face and then snatch the dollar from your hand before screaming 'NEXT'

Posted
On 6/11/2019 at 1:29 PM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I disabled my ad-block for that turd?

Nope, I noped out as soon as it asked for me to do so. I won't even disable it for a pron vid, hell if I will for a likely disappoint lul vid.

Posted
6 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Why wasn't this narrated by Jim Ross?

"This dawg's tougher than a $2 steak, I'll tell you th...OH MY GAWD! NOT THE GARBAGE CAN!  TRIPLE H OUTTA NO WHERE WITH THE GARBAGE CAN!!"

  • Like 4
  • Haha 1
Posted
 

I get the humor in the ineffectiveness of the air horn, and ‘here comes the trash can’, but I didn’t find it that funny due to the fact that the mailman was in obvious pain, especially at the end when the dog (clearly a dachshund), got his hand.
  • Like 1
Posted
19 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I love my dog more than I love most people, but if she did that, she'd be going to The Farm.

Yep.  That animal has to go.  All the negative emotions about it need to be attributed to the piece of shit person who raised a piece of shit dog.

  • Haha 1
Posted (edited)

I started out making fun of the incompetence of those people.  "Just kick the dog real hard!"  But when they stafted hitting it (kinda hard) he showed how tenacious he is.

Still, though.  Mag Lite, tire iron, 9mm.  That dog shoulda died 30 seconds in.

Edited by Parliament
  • Like 1
Posted
1 hour ago, Buffsoldier said:

Why wasn't this narrated by Jim Ross?

"This dawg's tougher than a $2 steak, I'll tell you th...OH MY GAWD! NOT THE GARBAGE CAN!  TRIPLE H OUTTA NO WHERE WITH THE GARBAGE CAN!!"

giphy.gif

  • Like 2
Posted

That grilled cheese trailer would make a fucking killing at music festivals. Cheap white bread, an American cheese slice and a buttered flat top. $0.95 profit per sandwich. You couldn’t make them fast enough.

Posted
45 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

That grilled cheese trailer would make a fucking killing at music festivals. Cheap white bread, an American cheese slice and a buttered flat top. $0.95 profit per sandwich. You couldn’t make them fast enough.

Well, except for the fact that you probably pay a mint in vendor fees.  So, you gotta be firing out a half dozen sammiches a minute to match the asshat next door who's selling HEB brisket sandwiches for $12.  

Posted
giphy.gif

So I’m eating at La Mela on Mulberry in Little Italy week before last and who is sitting next to me?

That guy getting the beat down. Gianni Russo. Carlo in The Godfather.

Nice guy. Hot wife.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro
  • Like 1
Posted
5 hours ago, Parliament said:

I started out making fun of the incompetence of those people.  "Just kick the dog real hard!"  But when they stafted hitting it (kinda hard) he showed how tenacious he is.

Still, though.  Mag Lite, tire iron, 9mm.  That dog shoulda died 30 seconds in.

In lieu of a proper weapon, why not just run over the dog with your car?

Posted

I love dogs.  Never understood any full size adult that could not in a moment of need, be able to overpower one.  Fight or flight, I'll rip that mothers head off or cut off its oxygen trying.

I'm not a badass.  I'm not afraid of a fucking dog.

  • Like 4
Posted
I love dogs.  Never understood any full size adult that could not in a moment of need, be able to overpower one.  Fight or flight, I'll rip that mothers head off or cut off its oxygen trying.
I'm not a badass.  I'm not afraid of a fucking dog.

You kinda sound like a badass who’s afraid of dogs.
  • Like 2
Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:


You kinda sound like a badass who’s afraid of dogs.

I assure you it is the opposite.

Edited by mulletpelini
I am unemployed and live with my parents.
Posted
8 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I love dogs.  Never understood any full size adult that could not in a moment of need, be able to overpower one.  Fight or flight, I'll rip that mothers head off or cut off its oxygen trying.

I'm not a badass.  I'm not afraid of a fucking dog.

That dog was in 2nd gear as it was biting that guy.  A bullet in the head is the only thing that's going to change its mind (get it?  😃).

Posted

So I’m eating at La Mela on Mulberry in Little Italy week before last and who is sitting next to me?

That guy getting the beat down. Gianni Russo. Carlo in The Godfather.

Nice guy. Hot wife.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro

Not seeing the pics of the wife
Posted

So I’m eating at La Mela on Mulberry in Little Italy week before last and who is sitting next to me?

That guy getting the beat down. Gianni Russo. Carlo in The Godfather.

Nice guy. Hot wife.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Pro

Not seeing the pics of the wife
Posted
22 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, except for the fact that you probably pay a mint in vendor fees.  So, you gotta be firing out a half dozen sammiches a minute to match the asshat next door who's selling HEB brisket sandwiches for $12.  

There's a grilled cheese truck that is at all the Atlanta music festivals (and food truck parks, etc.). $4.50 for the standard Wonder Bread - Kraft Single - Butter variant. $6 for cheddar/swiss/provolone/parm gourmet version. They also offer fancy pants add-ins. There's always a line.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.



×
×
  • Create New...