Post a pic that makes you lol

[ernest_t_bass 1,196]

would

[Marfa Low Crown 2,562]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Dad joke level - strong 

[Guest Lobo]

anybody else bang a girl at UT that looked just like that in the late 90's?  

[Wally Fairway 5,676]

This it the POV version of an earlier post (too lazy to find it and quote/link)

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

On 8/31/2019 at 5:23 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

Mike Stoops.  Lost.  Shocking.  Easy lulz

 

53 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

This it the POV version of an earlier post (too lazy to find it and quote/link)

 

Either I'm missing something or my meter is off because I can't figure out what's supposed to be funny about these two posts.

[luke duke 6,450]

anybody else bang a girl at UT that looked just like that in the late 90's?  

Didn’t we all?

[Armybrat 41,410]

Early ‘60s, probably. I can’t recall, so ask you mom or grandma.

[El Diablo 4,232]

[Guest Lobo]

Ma!  Come here, look at this fucking horse!  Looks like Grandma, the fucking thing.  Ma! 

[Sbbruin 22,144]

[Cheeseweasel 26,439]

[Underdog 29,192]

Well, I know what I’m going to do soon. 

[luke duke 6,450]

I put mayonnaise on the toilet seat in junior high. The lights were kind of dim over the stalls so it blended in pretty well. A guy that I didn’t like sat on it. I still laugh about it to this day. The end.

[Cheeseweasel 26,439]

4 minutes ago, luke duke said:

I put mayonnaise on the toilet seat in junior high. The lights were kind of dim over the stalls so it blended in pretty well. A guy that I didn’t like sat on it. I still laugh about it to this day. The end.

That guy? 

Charles Manson. 

[SquishMitten 10,497]

Well that animal deserved the mayo for not giving the seat a cursory swipe of TP to remove wet piss. 

But the mustard thing is hilarious. And I tend to believe it since the note is so poorly written. Somebody trolling would presumably proof read first. 

[HenryJames 67,370]

21 minutes ago, luke duke said:

I put mayonnaise on the toilet seat in junior high. The lights were kind of dim over the stalls so it blended in pretty well. A guy that I didn’t like sat on it. I still laugh about it to this day. The end.

I put some mayonnaise on your mom last night.

[crash_davis 23,470]

[gernblansten 3,260]

17 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

It's not shame, it's fear of sharting.

[SquishMitten 10,497]

That's why you should drop trou. With proper force, all sharts will be expelled away from your person

[crash_davis 23,470]

36 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

That's why you should drop trou. With proper force, all sharts will be expelled away from your person

imagine walking into the urinal and being greeted by some dude's ass because he dropped his pants and boxers down to his knees so that if he sharted, it would fly uninterrupted on your shoes.  

[jimmyjazz 47,214]

I got paddled in 2nd grade for laughing on the way back from the bathroom after having walked in on some kid with his pants around his ankles.  Fortunately, my teacher's weapon of choice that day was the paperback book in her hand called "The Story of Icebergs".

[Armybrat 41,410]

That was cold of her.

[crash_davis 23,470]

 

[crash_davis 23,470]

 

[crash_davis 23,470]

http://i.imgur.com/IZXm7gP.gifv

[Spaulding Smails 1,610]

42 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

imagine walking into the urinal and being greeted by some dude's ass because he dropped his pants and boxers down to his knees so that if he sharted, it would fly uninterrupted on your shoes.  

When I was on the 40 acres, I had a good buddy who would drop his pants to his ankles and pull his shirt up under his chin every time he took a leak at the urinal at DKR.  Like a 6'4" toddler.  One of the funniest damn things.  Never got old.  

[crash_davis 23,470]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SinfulTestyAfricancivet-mobile.mp4

 

[crash_davis 23,470]

 

[ulukinatme 1,769]

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

 

These dogs must play a lot of first person shooters.  This is commonly referred to as the "butt to butt" strategy.

[crash_davis 23,470]

[Wally Fairway 5,676]

 

[burntorangebongos 10,826]

 

[Marfa Low Crown 2,562]

7 hours ago, gernblansten said:

It's not shame, it's fear of sharting.

There's a thread® for that

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

8 hours ago, crash_davis said:

I was in line at the urinal at the Cotton Bowl about 20 years ago, and I had an extreme urge to fart when I started to piss.  An OU guy was behind me.  I can't remember what I did.

[SquishMitten 10,497]

When I was on the 40 acres, I had a good buddy who would drop his pants to his ankles and pull his shirt up under his chin every time he took a leak at the urinal at DKR.  Like a 6'4" toddler.  One of the funniest damn things.  Never got old.  

Thought we might be friends until you said 6’4”. Must be some other guy copying me

[SquishMitten 10,497]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SinfulTestyAfricancivet-mobile.mp4
 

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Walking around a mall wearing a mask is the new “saying bomb on an airplane.” Dude deserved more than he got.

[Hornius Emeritus 12,804]

 

[NorthLoop 14,466]

Ladies and gentlemen, SEC fans. 

[Cheeseweasel 26,439]

Alabama Coon ass? Is such a thing even possible?

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

5 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

 

2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Ladies and gentlemen, SEC fans. 

 

[crash_davis 23,470]

3 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Ladies and gentlemen, SEC fans. 

[ztejas 44,227]

[crash_davis 23,470]

america, fuck yea!!!  this is at a buffet restaurant, in case you didn't know by the size of the clientele.

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/czer41/supersized_fight_at_the_buffet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

[crash_davis 23,470]

on second thought, we just need an asteroid to hit earth so that we can start over.

probably more holy shit than lol.  nsfw-ish

Spoiler

 

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12,804]

SIAP posted, but more SEC fan.

 

 

[bamachine 1,231]

5 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Alabama Coon ass? Is such a thing even possible?

Quite

[Cheeseweasel 26,439]

2 minutes ago, bamachine said:

Quite

Confession? 

[You don't know me 1,163]

20 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

I'm imagining several dozens of soccer fans writhing around in pain holding their shins.

[bamachine 1,231]

4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Confession? 

Not quite.