Post a pic that makes you lol

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

would

[Marfa Low Crown 2546]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Dad joke level - strong 

[Guest Lobo]

anybody else bang a girl at UT that looked just like that in the late 90's?  

[Wally Fairway 5541]

This it the POV version of an earlier post (too lazy to find it and quote/link)

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

On 8/31/2019 at 5:23 PM, ChiTownDoc said:

Mike Stoops.  Lost.  Shocking.  Easy lulz

 

53 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

This it the POV version of an earlier post (too lazy to find it and quote/link)

 

Either I'm missing something or my meter is off because I can't figure out what's supposed to be funny about these two posts.

[luke duke 6412]

anybody else bang a girl at UT that looked just like that in the late 90's?  

Didn’t we all?

[Armybrat 40822]

Early ‘60s, probably. I can’t recall, so ask you mom or grandma.

[El Diablo 4232]

[Guest Lobo]

Ma!  Come here, look at this fucking horse!  Looks like Grandma, the fucking thing.  Ma! 

[Sbbruin 21829]

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

[Underdog 28581]

Well, I know what I’m going to do soon. 

[luke duke 6412]

I put mayonnaise on the toilet seat in junior high. The lights were kind of dim over the stalls so it blended in pretty well. A guy that I didn’t like sat on it. I still laugh about it to this day. The end.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

4 minutes ago, luke duke said:

I put mayonnaise on the toilet seat in junior high. The lights were kind of dim over the stalls so it blended in pretty well. A guy that I didn’t like sat on it. I still laugh about it to this day. The end.

That guy? 

Charles Manson. 

[SquishMitten 10403]

Well that animal deserved the mayo for not giving the seat a cursory swipe of TP to remove wet piss. 

But the mustard thing is hilarious. And I tend to believe it since the note is so poorly written. Somebody trolling would presumably proof read first. 

[HenryJames 66038]

21 minutes ago, luke duke said:

I put mayonnaise on the toilet seat in junior high. The lights were kind of dim over the stalls so it blended in pretty well. A guy that I didn’t like sat on it. I still laugh about it to this day. The end.

I put some mayonnaise on your mom last night.

[crash_davis 23101]

[gernblansten 3196]

17 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

It's not shame, it's fear of sharting.

[SquishMitten 10403]

That's why you should drop trou. With proper force, all sharts will be expelled away from your person

[crash_davis 23101]

36 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

That's why you should drop trou. With proper force, all sharts will be expelled away from your person

imagine walking into the urinal and being greeted by some dude's ass because he dropped his pants and boxers down to his knees so that if he sharted, it would fly uninterrupted on your shoes.  

[jimmyjazz 45889]

I got paddled in 2nd grade for laughing on the way back from the bathroom after having walked in on some kid with his pants around his ankles.  Fortunately, my teacher's weapon of choice that day was the paperback book in her hand called "The Story of Icebergs".

[Armybrat 40822]

That was cold of her.

[crash_davis 23101]

 

[crash_davis 23101]

 

[crash_davis 23101]

http://i.imgur.com/IZXm7gP.gifv

[Spaulding Smails 1552]

42 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

imagine walking into the urinal and being greeted by some dude's ass because he dropped his pants and boxers down to his knees so that if he sharted, it would fly uninterrupted on your shoes.  

When I was on the 40 acres, I had a good buddy who would drop his pants to his ankles and pull his shirt up under his chin every time he took a leak at the urinal at DKR.  Like a 6'4" toddler.  One of the funniest damn things.  Never got old.  

[crash_davis 23101]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SinfulTestyAfricancivet-mobile.mp4

 

[crash_davis 23101]

 

[ulukinatme 1763]

1 minute ago, crash_davis said:

 

These dogs must play a lot of first person shooters.  This is commonly referred to as the "butt to butt" strategy.

[crash_davis 23101]

[Wally Fairway 5541]

 

[burntorangebongos 10710]

 

[Marfa Low Crown 2546]

7 hours ago, gernblansten said:

It's not shame, it's fear of sharting.

There's a thread® for that

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

8 hours ago, crash_davis said:

I was in line at the urinal at the Cotton Bowl about 20 years ago, and I had an extreme urge to fart when I started to piss.  An OU guy was behind me.  I can't remember what I did.

[SquishMitten 10403]

When I was on the 40 acres, I had a good buddy who would drop his pants to his ankles and pull his shirt up under his chin every time he took a leak at the urinal at DKR.  Like a 6'4" toddler.  One of the funniest damn things.  Never got old.  

Thought we might be friends until you said 6’4”. Must be some other guy copying me

[SquishMitten 10403]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SinfulTestyAfricancivet-mobile.mp4
 

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Walking around a mall wearing a mask is the new “saying bomb on an airplane.” Dude deserved more than he got.

[Hornius Emeritus 12450]

 

[NorthLoop 14183]

Ladies and gentlemen, SEC fans. 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Alabama Coon ass? Is such a thing even possible?

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

5 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

 

 

2 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Ladies and gentlemen, SEC fans. 

 

[crash_davis 23101]

3 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Ladies and gentlemen, SEC fans. 

[ztejas 43411]

[crash_davis 23101]

america, fuck yea!!!  this is at a buffet restaurant, in case you didn't know by the size of the clientele.

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/czer41/supersized_fight_at_the_buffet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

[crash_davis 23101]

on second thought, we just need an asteroid to hit earth so that we can start over.

probably more holy shit than lol.  nsfw-ish

Spoiler

 

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12450]

SIAP posted, but more SEC fan.

 

 

[bamachine 1230]

5 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Alabama Coon ass? Is such a thing even possible?

Quite

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

2 minutes ago, bamachine said:

Quite

Confession? 

[You don't know me 1161]

20 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

I'm imagining several dozens of soccer fans writhing around in pain holding their shins.

[bamachine 1230]

4 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Confession? 

Not quite.