Post a pic that makes you lol

[Underdog 29213]

36 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Would

36 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Definitely would. 

35 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Definitely would not. 

[MissingInAction 25588]

Vic Mackey to the fat courtesy phone..

[BTW 370]

I was trying to end this asinine debate and get back to posting "pics that sometimes make me slightly smile" but since the topic won't be dropped:

Just because he invented the .gif doesn't mean he gets to reinvent the English Languange:

https://www.newsweek.com/100-percent-wrong-pronunciation-gif-483374

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

8 minutes ago, BTW said:

https://www.newsweek.com/100-percent-wrong-pronunciation-gif-483374

Quote

—unless of course you happen to care about the continued degradation of the English language in a slang-obsessed age.

 

I agree with the article's conclusion -- it's obvious to anyone with a background in the evolution of the English language that this ought to be a hard G -- but this closing emphatic premise is simply laughable.  All ages of all languages are "slang-obsessed", and the idea that that means the language is being degraded is simply wrong. All it means is that the language is evolving. And evolution is not a linear march to perfection, it's just a description of change over time. It's neither better nor worse, it simply is.

Edited February 25, 2020 by Walden Ponderer
Make it easier to read the quoted section

[Hate 20258]

That gif creator seems like the type of person that would be Jeff with a “G” (Geoff).

[futureman 22719]

everyone with an ounce of sense understands it’s a soft ‘g’ and we can leave it at that.  but to some of you, just know that willful ignorance is a disease. 

[futureman 22719]

Just now, Hate said:

That gif creator seems like the type of person that would be Jeff with a “G” (Geoff).

Gerry, imo

[wd40 1976]

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

I would think the dude who invented the thing gets to determine how to pronounce it. He says J.

what do we mostly use gifs for?  the fact that Futureman is a soft g guy just confirms it's a troll job, all the way.

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

Gif talk not going away and does not make me lol

[nnm 37997]

1 hour ago, Walden Ponderer said:

My daughter waits tables here in North Carolina, and she had a customer tell her, "You must not be from the South if you don't know how to pronounce pee-can." She replied, "I am from Texas, where we know more about how to use pecans than anyone on Earth, and it's 'pecan', not 'pee-can'."

She was raised right, even if she doesn't know how to maximize tips.

Her next retort can be (as my grandmother's was, and she should know, as a direct descendant of Austin's Old 300), "well, where I come from, a pee can is something you keep under the bed.  Would you like that kind of pie?  Bless your heart." 

[crash_davis 23470]

 

[RPM 26675]

38 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

Mama Mia!

[luke duke 6454]

I’ve always said it hard g gif and I’ll continue to do so no matter what the guy that created them says.
 

[TrashMaster G 18132]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

everyone with an ounce of sense understands it’s a soft ‘g’ and we can leave it at that.  but to some of you, just know that willful ignorance is a disease. 

I'd love to hear how "an ounce of sense" leads to the inevitable conclusion of a soft g sound.

[nnm 37997]

 

[Jerry Callo 8968]

3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

My daughter waits tables here in North Carolina, and she had a customer tell her, "You must not be from the South if you don't know how to pronounce pee-can." She replied, "I am from Texas, where we know more about how to use pecans than anyone on Earth, and it's 'pecan', not 'pee-can'."

She was raised right, even if she doesn't know how to maximize tips.

State tree of North Carolina = pine.  State tree of Texas = Pecan.

[Marfa Low Crown 2563]

4 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

My daughter waits tables here in North Carolina, and she had a customer tell her, "You must not be from the South if you don't know how to pronounce pee-can." She replied, "I am from Texas, where we know more about how to use pecans than anyone on Earth, and it's 'pecan', not 'pee-can'."

She was raised right, even if she doesn't know how to maximize tips.

I spent 22 years in that industry and went from busboy to GM & wine director. I can absolutely tell you that a table here and there doesn't mean jack shit to a server's bottom line. 
Some fuckers have to be educated. Your daughter was raised right. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

[RPM 26675]

48 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Looks like he was typecast.

[Marfa Low Crown 2563]

He’ll be fixing the cable in no time. 

[Bevo&Pevo 5527]

or posting on Surly

[Born Burnt 6276]

7 hours ago, futureman said:

you’re unfamiliar with the concept of a soft g?  sadw

While watching the movie Giant tonight, my neighbor shared a bottle of gin. Gee, it was a genuinely nice gesture.

[honolulu horn 6241]

48 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

While watching the movie Giant tonight, my neighbor shared a bottle of gin. Gee, it was a genuinely nice gesture.

Goddammit, get the fuck out of here. 

[Pato del Muerto 53581]

It’s the same principle that GOB is pronounced with a soft g because the g stands for George. 
 

Graphics, hard g, so gif hard g. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

7 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

Fortunately for the Italians, their WWII was over fairly quickly. 

[mulletpelini 5225]

10 hours ago, futureman said:

you’re unfamiliar with the concept of a soft g?  sad!

sa's mom said she was very familiar with your soft d

[RPM 26675]

4 hours ago, Born Burnt said:

While watching the movie Giant tonight, my neighbor shared a bottle of gin. Gee, it was a genuinely nice gesture.

Gosh, that sounds like a great get together.

[mulletpelini 5225]

[Txslnghrns 1358]

NVM

[Underdog 29213]

9 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

or posting on Surly

Gandorf?

[CooterBrown 18289]

A friend’s bit role in The Ringer was cut and didn’t make it in the final movie. She was going to be billed as “The Slut”.

[Kennythetiger 9655]

14 hours ago, nnm said:

Her next retort can be (as my grandmother's was, and she should know, as a direct descendant of Austin's Old 300), "well, where I come from, a pee can is something you keep under the bed.  Would you like that kind of pie?  Bless your heart." 

I was 40 years old before I realized that old people aren’t being nice when they say “Bless your heart.”  

[gecko 1104]

[jeevsie 3790]

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

 

A friend’s bit role in The Ringer was cut and didn’t make it in the final movie. She was going to be billed as “The Slut”.

 

South Austin's mom does not have bit roles.  She has huge roles (for her huge holes) in bit movies.

Edited February 26, 2020 by jeevsie
typo

[Born Burnt 6276]

5 hours ago, RPM said:

Gosh, that sounds like a great get together.

Yeah, except for the fact he was a giraffe-loving gypsy geologist from another generation who brought germs from the gym.

 

[MissingInAction 25588]

33 minutes ago, gecko said:

 

Bwahahahaha! The music really makes this one.

[Iceman 2983]

10 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s the same principle that GOB is pronounced with a soft g because the g stands for George. 
 

Graphics, hard g, so gif hard g. 

wait wut?

Good Ole Boys is GOB, right?

[elfenix 34775]

Narrator: it wasn't

[markstanco 12804]

People who say it with a hard G thinks the plane stays put.

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

[Steamboat1874 4391]

21 hours ago, Spankytoes said:

Pics?

[Parliament 14618]

Darn right.

[ROFL BOX 6655]

40 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Great Googly-Moogly, I'm gassed from gawking @ these gorgeous gals.

[Pato del Muerto 53581]

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

People who say it with a hard G thinks the plane stays put.

Define “stay put.”  It can go backwards. It can go forward until it hits the lip of the treadmill, which isn’t very far. It can’t take off, not nearly enough room. And even if it did, the wingspan is larger than the treadmill panel supports. 

[Serak The Preparer 3484]

On 2/25/2020 at 10:56 AM, TrashMaster G said:

Nope, not done.  The g in gif should be pronounced the same as the g in graphics.  Doing it differently is just stupid.

Do you pronounce Scuba with the soft U of "Underwater?? What about NASA? Do you say "A" as in "Aeronautics?

[crash_davis 23470]

[crash_davis 23470]

 

[Chooky 13341]

Looked like they had everything for that stunt worked out perfectly. 

[crash_davis 23470]

the fuck. i hope that was a bear hug of joy and appreciation.

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11860]

On 2/25/2020 at 1:24 PM, B00M said:

 

Jay-pegs and jiffs mother fuckers

<Now> It's GAY-PEGS!<This>