Post a pic that makes you lol

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,806]

21 minutes ago, deadshank said:

 Had to dart her first.

And you had to use the same dosage they use for a hippopotamus, didn't you? 

[Underdog 28,451]

11 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

 

Got a link?  Asking for wife. 

[deadshank 24,651]

32 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

And you had to use the same dosage they use for a hippopotamus, didn't you? 

The dose consisted of the filling from 3 dozen Twinkies

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,781]

12 hours ago, deadshank said:

This girl seems like fun. 

I wonder how this works.  Does she get up in the morning and put that on and stand in front of the mirror and say "damn I'm hot today"

[deadshank 24,651]

28 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I wonder how this works.  Does she get up in the morning and put that on and stand in front of the mirror and say "damn I'm hot today"

You don't?

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

10 minutes ago, deadshank said:

You don't?

If I looked like her in a bikini, I might.

[TrashMaster G 17,387]

14 hours ago, deadshank said:

This girl seems like fun. 

To be fair, she looks better in a bikini than I would.  But that's not a bar anyone should be proud to clear.

[crash_davis 23,084]

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Got a link?  Asking for wife. 

is the black one in extra large still avail? asking for the wife's friend.

[crash_davis 23,084]

 

[crash_davis 23,084]

 

[crash_davis 23,084]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

She's gone from suck to blow!!

 

[TrashMaster G 17,387]

16 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

"So, uh, you want to go out sometime?"

[Jerry Callo 8,665]

On 7/2/2020 at 8:26 AM, TrashMaster G said:

By today's standards, it absolutely is racist.

But not remotely on the same level as the N-bomb.  The lady is an idiot.

Edited July 3, 2020 by Jerry Callo

[crash_davis 23,084]

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/hjktv7/he_hit_my_car_on_the_highway_and_he_is_trying_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

[TrashMaster G 17,387]

8 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

That is a really interesting little gray box.  

[crash_davis 23,084]

that's one hell of a wedding gift...

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/hjyyni/serbian_farmer_finds_naked_people_and_a_bride_on/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

[Hate 20,103]

Jesus Christ. I’m not saying he should have punched that dude in the mouth, but I would have understood if he did.

[Jerry Callo 8,665]

23 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

That is a really interesting little gray box.  

Made a change from an apparent imgur pic to a gif, hopefully that helps.  I thought the clip matched your sentiment fairly well.

 

Edited July 3, 2020 by Jerry Callo

[Cheeseweasel 26,437]

3 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

that's one hell of a wedding gift...

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/hjyyni/serbian_farmer_finds_naked_people_and_a_bride_on/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

[crash_davis 23,084]

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/hjzip6/man_high_on_meth_has_lots_of_excuses_for_the_cops/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

[nnm 36,087]

58 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/hjktv7/he_hit_my_car_on_the_highway_and_he_is_trying_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

That’s disappointing. I watched all the way to the end expecting to see some fisticuffs. Guy in the hi vis vest exercised a lot of restraint. Granted, he should not have hit and run, but freak out guy was asking for it. 

[Armybrat 40,735]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I wonder how this works.  Does she get up in the morning and put that on and stand in front of the mirror and say "damn I'm hot today"

Is that an ankle monitor?

[Bash Riprock 1,695]

[Speedtrucker 2,063]

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/hjzip6/man_high_on_meth_has_lots_of_excuses_for_the_cops/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x
 

I can’t tell but did he hit his car and try to leave? Bruh

[crash_davis 23,084]

 

[deadshank 24,651]

8 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

 

The only thing that would make it better would be dummies like that getting run over by their own ride. 

[deadshank 24,651]

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Is that an ankle monitor?

Yes. It is. 

intrigued?

[Armybrat 40,735]

About as much as keeping track of an old sock.

[deadshank 24,651]

Just now, Armybrat said:

About as much as keeping track of an old sock.

Compression sock, mind you. 

[Armybrat 40,735]

1 hour ago, deadshank said:

Compression sock, mind you. 

I have three pairs of those. Blood clot in the leg.

 

(and the wife thinks they look sexy)

[markstanco 12,505]

I wonder how this works.  Does she get up in the morning and put that on and stand in front of the mirror and say "damn I'm hot today"

This look happens after the lake.

[ROFL BOX 6,647]

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,806]

^^ China will overcharge Pakistan for the ducks. And Pakistan will say "put it on my bill" 

[Guest Lobo]

I'm guessing since it's Chinese, Pakistan will have to place their duck order well in advance?  

[Davis Lane 5,553]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I'm guessing since it's Chinese, Pakistan will have to place their duck order well in advance?  

Edited July 3, 2020 by Davis Lane

[Guest Lobo]

Pos rep.  I always loved that subtle note in the movie.  He schemed for days to have the perfect turkey and the dogs ruined it (sonsofbitchesbumpeses), and at the last minute they have to go upstairs, get dressed, and go out to eat.  But he still gets his slow roasted, hours long to prepare, delicious fowl meat.  Even though it should have taken a long time, he gets it as soon as they can sing a couple of songs.  He gets his perfect Christmas.  I had a long post about this a couple Christmases ago, but the movie when you watch it through the lens of the father is a completely different movie.  It's not about Ralphie getting his red rider, it's about the dad getting the happiness of providing his family with the best Christmas possible.  And he gets three little moments of happiness, a subtle trifecta if you will.  He gets the Lamp Major Award (but it's soon taken from him by gravity and fate), he gets the Peking Duck served toot sweet as a delicious alternative to the turkey, and he gets to clink glasses with his wife and she snuggles up to him on the sofa to celebrate a wonderful holiday in retrospect.  

The Duck represents so much more than just Christmas Dinner.  

[Armybrat 40,735]

Ducks? We got Ducks...

[Born to Run 6,567]

China still at it tho

[Armybrat 40,735]

1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

China still at it tho

Company stockholders mostly orthopedic surgeons no doubt.

[crash_davis 23,084]

things i've learned.

Don't get out of the car in drive through zoos. Don't get out of the car in Yellowstone.

Don't taunt bulls anywhere, no matter the size.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/hkfgau/i_am_behind_a_fence_guys/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

[crash_davis 23,084]

[Underdog 28,451]

9 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Peking Duck? 

[Underdog 28,451]

44 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

things i've learned.

Don't get out of the car in drive through zoos. Don't get out of the car in Yellowstone.

Don't taunt bulls anywhere, no matter the size.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/hkfgau/i_am_behind_a_fence_guys/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

Must've said the magic word...

 

[crash_davis 23,084]

https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmyredbull/comments/gq6sau/bare_mountain_bike_trail_on_the_face_of_a_cliff/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

 

[crash_davis 23,084]

 

[crash_davis 23,084]

 

[Parliament 14,133]

Americans, we're all idiots. How in God's Creation did we become the most powerful nation on Earth? God must enjoy bemusing himself.

[youdunnf'dup 2,147]

Longer video, but this one got me. These guys usually make pretty funny videos.

 

 

Edited July 3, 2020 by youdunnf'dup

[Brothahorn 10,085]