Post a pic that makes you lol

[CooterBrown 17907]

Funny cuz it’s true. I literally broke my dick on my second’s head. Still have pain from it 6 years later.

Isn’t today your second kid’s 8th birthday?

[PRONG HORN 3107]

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Gotcha. I’m not on Twitter so I forgot to check for that little blue checkbox. Isn’t that how it’s verified to be the actual person’s account?
 
Nonetheless, it’s really easy to be a tough guy when you don’t step into the batter’s box. Baseballs players have long memories. He’ll get one in the earhole first chance they get.

Every astro on the current roster will be dead by beaned balls the next time the dodgers and Astros meet again

[TrashMaster G 17388]

19 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

 

Canadian version of hooorah

Canada has an army?

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Canada has an army?

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Canada has an army?

Juno beach?

[Chad Fuck 17565]

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Juno beach?

Not to mention many and varied WWI engagements while the US was still on the sidelines.  

[TrashMaster G 17388]

34 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Juno beach?

75 years ago, sure.  But now?

[Parliament 14134]

Canada has an army?

Neg Rep. Canada stands with America.

 

75 years ago, sure.  But now?

 

You're being a jerk. Take it to the Cloak Room.

[TrashMaster G 17388]

4 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Neg Rep. Canada stands with America.

 

 

 

You're being a jerk. Take it to the Cloak Room.

And you're being an obtuse, little twit.  Jfc, learn to recognize a joke.

[Sbbruin 21733]

8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

And you're being an obtuse, little twit.  

[Marfa Low Crown 2544]

[PRONG HORN 3107]

[HenryJames 65890]

 

[Redpuma 146]

 

[AUS-97HORN 11678]

driver kissing his license goodbye, even if the woman was full on certifiably nuts

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

Video cuts too soon. That’s Vin Diesel in the white Tundra coming to perform the hood jump rescue. 

[HornsOverIthaca 2333]

Rarely is the question asked...wtf why?

[Blotto 23434]

On 7/28/2020 at 12:15 AM, purplepride95 said:

 

If her boyfriend wrote that caption, it would be more like "lulz, I get to grab my roommate's tits and she's too stupid to figure it out."

[Redpuma 146]

Defeated?

 

[Tailgate 3018]

[Parliament 14134]

Defeated?
 

I bet she shags like a mynx.

[AUS-97HORN 11678]

53 minutes ago, Redpuma said:

Defeated?

realize there is a full game to played, actions taken in the 1st quarter doesnt mean you win the game.   This was quarter 1.... how to get your ass left at the gas station.

quarter 2 happens where she claims he hit her, stole her car, and left her stranded at a gas station

quarter 3 involves the cops.  and sadly lets be honest here, we are talking about a black man talking to cops.... 

quarter 4....  [?]

[Braff Zacklin 13418]

overtime: profit

[Parliament 14134]

.

[HenryJames 65890]

 

[futureman 22415]

3 hours ago, Redpuma said:

Defeated?

 

disappointed he didn’t film the tits. 

[Hate 20103]

Defeated?
 

That’s fucking awesome!

[futureman 22415]

not a particularly attractive girl but I like her curves. 

[Horn Dog 9672]

I have done extensive academic research on this topic and I can categorically refute the young women’s assertion that nobody else has 10k fake tits.

[Bigbend1812 12887]

10k...

[Underdog 28455]

"Tuck" rule in play here. 

[Bigbend1812 12887]

[Underdog 28455]

DLR?

[Al Czervik 1228]

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

DLR?

BB

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1669]

3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

 

Edited August 2, 2020 by Bender Bending Rodriguez

[elfenix 34171]

[mulletpelini 5209]

should have split the 10 and spent 5 on that nose

[Marfa Low Crown 2544]

If you don't think you need this. Fuck you. You do. 
 

 

[closetohumping 17401]

[ROFL BOX 6647]

You knew it was out there.
https://www.facebook.com/chloe.s.roberts

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

15 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

10k...

Is 10k the amount of money you'd need to spend to get rid of the STD's?

[MissingInAction 24815]

Sound on

 

 

 

[nnm 36092]

I guess this has been a meme for a while. Amusing. 

Original. Also amusing, until the final frame. Then disturbing. 
 

 

[Incredulity 11564]

Vic Mackey to the white courtesy phone.

 

 

[LTtxfan 48970]

 

[LebongJames 1785]

Fuck Rex Chapman. Guy reposts shit and doesn’t give people credit. I think the guy just likes to steal shit

[elfenix 34171]

3 hours ago, nnm said:

Original. Also amusing, until the final frame. Then disturbing got damn hilarious.

 

 

 

Edited August 3, 2020 by elfenix

[AUS-97HORN 11678]

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

Vic Mackey to the white courtesy phone.

I love that you audibly hear the whale scream in clear pain ( probably not mortal, but a bruised tailbone or broken arm are possible), and the first words out of the watchers is...

 

are you OK..

 

I mean at least start heading towards her while trying not to laugh and say that not just say it off camera...

[miguelito 11219]

Quote

 

I love that you audibly hear the whale scream in clear pain ( probably not mortal, but a bruised tailbone or broken arm are possible), and the first words out of the watchers is...

 

are you OK..

 

I mean at least start heading towards her while trying not to laugh and say that not just say it off camera...

 

I think by international treaty you're supposed to keep a distance.

Edited August 3, 2020 by miguelito
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