Post a pic that makes you lol

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

 

[davidg 4058]

 

[Guest]

Thujone has even inspired a military board I frequent...

[closetohumping 17818]

[crash_davis 23470]

 

[crash_davis 23470]

 

[davidg 4058]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26440]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

He looks tired.

[Shoxthemonkey 1994]

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

 

Don't tread on me?

[gyroprotagonist 2597]

7 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Don't tread on me?

he was running a little flat

[crash_davis 23470]

We made the Terminator movies about computers becoming self aware. The fear is real.

However, we missed the fact that tires are already self aware. They've been attacking us for years. This is just another video of that fact.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

[Guest Lobo]

^

this is true.  A car maintenance site I read run by JFK, Jr. says the Michelin man gives those babies rides around in tires so he can drink their adrenochrome so he can run flat forever.  PEP Boys, where I get my tires sometimes stands for "Powerful Elites Pizzeria".   

And  If you stick a Lincoln penny into the tread of a Michelin tire, it would reveal a secret number to you 2/32".  There aren't 32 days in February, only 28....so if you count 4 days from then...you get March 4th.  The real Inauguration Day.  

Edited March 16, 2021 by Lobo

[SurlyBDR 23153]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

^

this is true.  A car maintenance site I read run by JFK, Jr. says the Michelin man gives those babies rides around in tires so he can drink their adrenochrome so he can run flat forever.  PEP Boys, where I get my tires sometimes stands for "Powerful Elites Pizzeria".   

And  If you stick a Lincoln penny into the tread of a Michelin tire, it would reveal a secret number to you 2/32".  There aren't 32 days in February, only 28....so if you count 4 days from then...you get March 4th.  The real Inauguration Day.  

[Hook1997 5509]

[Guest]

[Longboard Horn 41363]

1 hour ago, slorch said:

[maninblack 7975]

[Bash Riprock 1695]

[Guest]

not a purdy mouth...

[Cheeseweasel 26440]

[Wally Fairway 5677]

On 3/15/2021 at 8:31 PM, slorch said:

Thujone has even inspired a military board I frequent...

am I the only one disappointed that the drawing is a dickbuttduck?

[crash_davis 23470]

lemme ride through this red light.

 

[crash_davis 23470]

 

[Guest]

pedestrians have the right of way!!!

You weren't on foot...until now.

[Guest Lobo]

46 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

There is only one river! 

[futureman 22704]

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

lemme ride through this red light.

 

fuck that guy. 

[Hate 20250]

He fucked around and found out.

[RPM 26643]

I got plowed in a crosswalk by a 90something Dodge pickup going right on red. I had the green. Only thing that saved me was the literal deathgrip I had on that fucking goat head. Last time I got on a bicycle.

[Hate 20250]

I got plowed in a crosswalk by a 90something Dodge pickup going right on red. I had the green. Only thing that saved me was the literal deathgrip I had on that fucking goat head. Last time I got on a bicycle.

So it knocked some sense into you then?

[RPM 26643]

6 minutes ago, Hate said:

So it knocked some sense into you then?

Damn straight.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Restinmybones 111]

20 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Only in the United States. How the fuck did her brain get so twisted?

[Underdog 29196]

13 hours ago, slorch said:

[futureman 22704]

3 hours ago, Restinmybones said:

Only in the United States. How the fuck did her brain get so twisted?

her brain isn’t twisted. she’s doing funny bits and generating more content. 💰 

[Restinmybones 111]

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

her brain isn’t twisted. she’s doing funny bits and generating more content. 💰 

I can no longer distinguish reality from satire. The two seem to have merged in this country during the last 20 years. 

[markstanco 12798]

lemme ride through this red light.
 

This pleases me.

[SurlyBDR 23153]

32 minutes ago, Restinmybones said:

I can no longer distinguish reality from satire.

Ah, yes. Such is life when dealing with futureman. He's not wrong with this one, though. 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 hours ago, Restinmybones said:

I can no longer distinguish reality from satire. The two seem to have merged in this country during the last 20 years. 

Can I interest you in the writings of Desiderius Erasmus? Political satire in particular has been uncomfortably close to reality for as long as humans have been articulate imbeciles, which is to say, forever.

[maninblack 7975]

[jeevsie 3789]

7 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

It’s a shame, really. Pam has fallen on some hard times after Dunder Mifflin

[Parliament 14598]

My name is "Parliament," and I can relate to this.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11860]

11 hours ago, futureman said:

her brain isn’t twisted. she’s doing funny bits and generating more content. 💰 

I got distracted by the Fender amp at about 20 sec.  

[Restinmybones 111]

10 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Can I interest you in the writings of Desiderius Erasmus? Political satire in particular has been uncomfortably close to reality for as long as humans have been articulate imbeciles, which is to say, forever.

Fools are without number.

~ Desiderius Erasmus Roterodamus 

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

~ William Shakespeare

 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3873]

On 3/10/2021 at 12:42 PM, crash_davis said:

Came back to watch this again. Paired with your reaction it’s absolute gold. 

[crash_davis 23470]

15 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Came back to watch this again. Paired with your reaction it’s absolute gold. 

yea i have no idea what the fuck is going on in that video. don't think it was staged because the other car got hit hard enough for the airbags to deploy. but yea...

[Augustus 3061]

13 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Desiderius Erasmus

nvm

Edited March 18, 2021 by Augustus

[Augustus 3061]

16 hours ago, futureman said:

her brain isn’t twisted. she’s doing funny bits and generating more content. 💰 

I'm gonna have to confess I find her hot as hell. 

[Cheeseweasel 26440]

11 minutes ago, Augustus said:

I'm gonna have to confess I find her hot as hell. 

Son, you're going to be on a wild ride.

['stache 22145]

Specialty made for distribution in Norman, ok.

 

[markstanco 12798]

I do a work catalog in English and Spanish. This type of shit makes me cringe that we translated incorrectly.