Post a pic that makes you lol

[NeverMarryAStripper 22307]

The video didn't show the dude in the blue shirt after he got squashed between the red car in reverse and that parked car.  I bet he was fucked up.

[RPM 26643]

 

[Homesickhorn 2219]

 

Fuck. Yes.

[Armybrat 41416]

[CooterBrown 18288]

[tfoolry 8352]

 

 

 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

No CR.  Saw these signs on a utility pole in Cypress today.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20929]

[NeverMarryAStripper 22307]

I’m just a little curious as to how one goes about folding and unfolding one’s genitals

[Cheeseweasel 26440]

I'm curious if the free bark snack comes with or without onions.

[CooterBrown 18288]

I’m just a little bi-curious as to how one goes about folding and unfolding one’s genitals

There was an Australian duo that went viral a decade ago that had a stage show were they folded their junk into various shapes. I’m sure if you use some Google Fu, you can find it.

[NeverMarryAStripper 22307]

I did learn something new though, 33 lunar seconds equals 32.48 regular seconds

[Born Burnt 6274]

10 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Good example of Poe's Law.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

[crash_davis 23470]

 

[luke duke 6450]

I’m just a little curious as to how one goes about folding and unfolding one’s genitals

Show up to the class and find out.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20929]

6 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

There was an Australian duo that went viral a decade ago that had a stage show were they folded their junk into various shapes. I’m sure if you use some Google Fu, you can find it.

 

One time at a microwave relay station in France I was told a rather involved story about an Austrian woman who could yodel with her vagina.  Yup. Vaginodeling. 

[nnm 37916]

[Mileslong 4811]

[El Diablo 4232]

[futureman 22704]

https://m.facebook.com/watch/?v=2827726060670115

[MissingInAction 25560]

19 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

One time at a microwave relay station in France I was told a rather involved story about an Austrian woman who could yodel with her vagina.  Yup. Vaginodeling. 

Are you a fellow 31P?

[Underdog 29196]

19 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

One time at a microwave relay station in France I was told a rather involved story about an Austrian woman who could yodel with her vagina.  Yup. Vaginodeling. 

I always understood that as queefing.  

[Sbbruin 22144]

 

[The Royal We 3100]

Damn impressive move he made to get back into the stands! 

10/10, would watch again.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10806]

4 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

Damn impressive move he made to get back into the stands! 

10/10, would watch again.

Yeah, makes me think that's not his first graduation. How the hell is that your move to get back up?? Impressive

[Incredulity 11877]

I am weirdly turned on now.

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/nqz7gw/hmc_while_i_demolish_my_beer_and_also_my_friends/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

Edited June 4, 2021 by Incredulity

[Incredulity 11877]

https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/nonelo/hmc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

Nobody expects a flying dildo.

But that’s exactly what confronted Albuquerque Sheriff Manuel Gonzales III, whose campaign for mayor was dramatically interrupted at an event on Tuesday by a large sex toy attached to a drone. The drone hovered toward Gonzales as he was answering a confrontational question from a member of the audience, and it provoked nervous laughter from the crowd of about 70 people.

Gonzales attempted to continue muddling through his answer, as a woman in the audience asked: “Is that a dong on a drone?”

[Sbbruin 22144]

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

I am weirdly turned on now.

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/nqz7gw/hmc_while_i_demolish_my_beer_and_also_my_friends/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

[nnm 37916]

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I am weirdly turned on now.

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/nqz7gw/hmc_while_i_demolish_my_beer_and_also_my_friends/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

Hmm. I thought weebles wobbled but they don’t fall down. 

 

(quoted the wrong post. This was supposed to be in response to the escalator roly poly).

Edited June 4, 2021 by nnm

[Marfa Low Crown 2562]

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Nobody expects a flying dildo.

But that’s exactly what confronted Albuquerque Sheriff Manuel Gonzales III, whose campaign for mayor was dramatically interrupted at an event on Tuesday by a large sex toy attached to a drone. The drone hovered toward Gonzales as he was answering a confrontational question from a member of the audience, and it provoked nervous laughter from the crowd of about 70 people.

Gonzales attempted to continue muddling through his answer, as a woman in the audience asked: “Is that a dong on a drone?”

Did someone record that on a flip phone? 

 

[futureman 22704]

6 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I am weirdly turned on now.

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/nqz7gw/hmc_while_i_demolish_my_beer_and_also_my_friends/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

weirdly? no, not weirdly. 

[tfoolry 8352]

[Armybrat 41416]

[OrangEngr 1035]

1 hour ago, tfoolry said:

The only one of these I believe is Arizona.

[thunderlounge 8419]

10 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

The only one of these I believe is Arizona.

I believe Misery. Not because they are worth a shit; they’re not. But simply because they are the only major college in that state. 

[futureman 22704]

way more whores at georgia southern than UGA. 

[freyguy 4368]

2 hours ago, tfoolry said:

it's P.I.S.S.

[Blotto 24025]

8 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

Nobody expects a flying dildo.

But that’s exactly what confronted Albuquerque Sheriff Manuel Gonzales III, whose campaign for mayor was dramatically interrupted at an event on Tuesday by a large sex toy attached to a drone. The drone hovered toward Gonzales as he was answering a confrontational question from a member of the audience, and it provoked nervous laughter from the crowd of about 70 people.

Gonzales attempted to continue muddling through his answer, as a woman in the audience asked: “Is that a dong on a drone?”

The OG dildocopter

 

[futureman 22704]

dildrone 

[NWBuck 8629]

2 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

The only one of these I believe is Arizona.

Nah, I buy it... particularly if those SEC states count sex with siblings/cousins. There's a reason it's called "relations".

[thunderlounge 8419]

3 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Nah, I buy it... particularly if those SEC states count sex with siblings/cousins. There's a reason it's called "relations".

Agreed. 
 

Define: relative humidity

 

The sweat on an sec sec sec guys balls while he’s fucking his sister. 

[markstanco 12798]

22 hours ago, Incredulity said:

I am weirdly turned on now.

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/holdmycosmo/comments/nqz7gw/hmc_while_i_demolish_my_beer_and_also_my_friends/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

I guess he is kind of handsome.

[futureman 22704]

8 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I guess he is kind of handsome.

and vulnerable. 

[RPM 26643]

 

[Message Board User 12407]

 

[Message Board User 12407]

 

[ROFL BOX 6655]

[beer 3294]

On 6/4/2021 at 7:21 PM, tfoolry said:

Yes, voluntarily, but what about the rape?

[Bullneck 19540]

On 6/3/2021 at 8:37 AM, CooterBrown said:

There was an Australian duo that went viral a decade ago that had a stage show were they folded their junk into various shapes. I’m sure if you use some Google Fu, you can find it.