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I’m just a little bi-curious as to how one goes about folding and unfolding one’s genitals

There was an Australian duo that went viral a decade ago that had a stage show were they folded their junk into various shapes. I’m sure if you use some Google Fu, you can find it.
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6 hours ago, CooterBrown said:


There was an Australian duo that went viral a decade ago that had a stage show were they folded their junk into various shapes. I’m sure if you use some Google Fu, you can find it.

 

One time at a microwave relay station in France I was told a rather involved story about an Austrian woman who could yodel with her vagina.  Yup. Vaginodeling. 

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19 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

One time at a microwave relay station in France I was told a rather involved story about an Austrian woman who could yodel with her vagina.  Yup. Vaginodeling. 

Are you a fellow 31P?

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19 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

One time at a microwave relay station in France I was told a rather involved story about an Austrian woman who could yodel with her vagina.  Yup. Vaginodeling. 

I always understood that as queefing.  

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4 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

Damn impressive move he made to get back into the stands! 

10/10, would watch again.

Yeah, makes me think that's not his first graduation. How the hell is that your move to get back up?? Impressive

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Nobody expects a flying dildo.

But that’s exactly what confronted Albuquerque Sheriff Manuel Gonzales III, whose campaign for mayor was dramatically interrupted at an event on Tuesday by a large sex toy attached to a drone. The drone hovered toward Gonzales as he was answering a confrontational question from a member of the audience, and it provoked nervous laughter from the crowd of about 70 people.

Gonzales attempted to continue muddling through his answer, as a woman in the audience asked: “Is that a dong on a drone?”

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2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Hmm. I thought weebles wobbled but they don’t fall down. 
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(quoted the wrong post. This was supposed to be in response to the escalator roly poly).

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1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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Nobody expects a flying dildo.

But that’s exactly what confronted Albuquerque Sheriff Manuel Gonzales III, whose campaign for mayor was dramatically interrupted at an event on Tuesday by a large sex toy attached to a drone. The drone hovered toward Gonzales as he was answering a confrontational question from a member of the audience, and it provoked nervous laughter from the crowd of about 70 people.

Gonzales attempted to continue muddling through his answer, as a woman in the audience asked: “Is that a dong on a drone?”

Did someone record that on a flip phone? 

 

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10 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

The only one of these I believe is Arizona.

I believe Misery. Not because they are worth a shit; they’re not. But simply because they are the only major college in that state. 

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8 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

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Nobody expects a flying dildo.

But that’s exactly what confronted Albuquerque Sheriff Manuel Gonzales III, whose campaign for mayor was dramatically interrupted at an event on Tuesday by a large sex toy attached to a drone. The drone hovered toward Gonzales as he was answering a confrontational question from a member of the audience, and it provoked nervous laughter from the crowd of about 70 people.

Gonzales attempted to continue muddling through his answer, as a woman in the audience asked: “Is that a dong on a drone?”

The OG dildocopter

 

Posted
2 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

The only one of these I believe is Arizona.

Nah, I buy it... particularly if those SEC states count sex with siblings/cousins. There's a reason it's called "relations".

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3 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Nah, I buy it... particularly if those SEC states count sex with siblings/cousins. There's a reason it's called "relations".

Agreed. 
 

Define: relative humidity

 

The sweat on an sec sec sec guys balls while he’s fucking his sister. 

Posted
On 6/3/2021 at 8:37 AM, CooterBrown said:


There was an Australian duo that went viral a decade ago that had a stage show were they folded their junk into various shapes. I’m sure if you use some Google Fu, you can find it.

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