Post a pic that makes you lol

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On 8/5/2021 at 12:58 PM, nnm said:

"Paging Dr. Mengele"

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Lol we often voir dire on this type of stuff… making things bigger on the screen does not add pixels and make them clearer like CSI…

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On 8/6/2021 at 9:33 AM, Armybrat said:

Well the bear has mastered the squat position.

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On 8/5/2021 at 8:10 AM, Don Johnson said:

 

Y'all didn't have to do Jack Arnold like that! 

Edited August 7, 2021 by Longboard Horn
So wrong, but accurate af

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15 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

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Ummm….that interpreter?

I said GOTdamn….

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10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Ummm….that interpreter?

I said GOTdamn….

I’d, um, like to access. 

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10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Ummm….that interpreter?

I said GOTdamn….

I'd like to access her.

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10 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Ummm….that interpreter?

I said GOTdamn….

Clearly regrets the decision to get a highly visible neck tattoo…

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On 8/5/2021 at 6:23 AM, nnm said:

 

We attended an Express game Saturday (lost bigly to the Sugarland Cheeters*) & I explained to Monster who Nolan Ryan is & his nickname, how that ties into the team, etc., so this hits close to Round Rock.

*Astros AAA farm.

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On 8/3/2021 at 10:18 PM, brakeman said:

hey mom, let me barrow the car tonight. I've got a date.

*borrow, ya Yankee.

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On 8/5/2021 at 12:58 PM, nnm said:

Is this in Illinois?

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16 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Awwright, so what went wrong here?

 

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19 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

[Brisketexan 105,096]

Clearly regrets the decision to get a highly visible neck tattoo…

Drop dead sexy AND she makes bad decisions? We were made for each other.

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On 8/7/2021 at 11:32 AM, Brisketexan said:

Ummm….that interpreter?

I said GOTdamn….

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14 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Sugarland Cheeters*)

*Astros AAA farm.

Are you some kind of commie Yankee fan, or worse a Dodger fan?  This hits close to home because a couple of weeks ago I took my daughter to see the Sugar Land (two words, not one) Skeeters when they played the El Paso Chihuahuas.

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Well, did they cheat & steal signs or not?

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16 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

Well, did they cheat & steal signs or not?

Better than everyone else that was stealing signs. 

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1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

Well, did they cheat & steal signs or not?

Alex Bregman was playing third base for them and they still lost, so I hope not

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22 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Clearly regrets the decision to get a highly visible neck tattoo…

She does?

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36 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

She does?

Taking a glamour selfie in a way that hides it tells you all you need to know.  If she was proud of it she’d be showing it off.

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38 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Taking a glamour selfie in a way that hides it tells you all you need to know.  If she was proud of it she’d be showing it off.

 

She seems pretty comfortable with herself

 

Edited August 9, 2021 by Bullneck

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On 8/7/2021 at 6:07 AM, Message Board User said:

 

6 second mark FTW.

 

Also, kind of a big girl considering how much cardio she does.

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Can't outwork a bad diet.

Edited August 9, 2021 by Parliament

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Well, did they cheat & steal signs or not?

You should go chill out in a trash can. Weak sauce

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26 minutes ago, maninblack said:

What happened?  I didnt watch.  

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What happened?  I didnt watch.  

The horse did what is called a "refuse".

Rough business in anything equestrian related (even in a "normal" Olympics) because with animals, you have lots of expensive transportation costs to get them in country well in advance of the games, quarantine to prevent contamination of any other horses that come to compete & prevention of any domestic animals getting diseased, etc. plus all the other strange settings to deal with.

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23 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

The horse did what is called a "refuse".

Rough business in anything equestrian related (even in a "normal" Olympics) because with animals, you have lots of expensive transportation costs to get them in country well in advance of the games, quarantine to prevent contamination of any other horses that come to compete & prevention of any domestic animals getting diseased, etc. plus all the other strange settings to deal with.

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A “refuse.”  A concept with which all of us married guys are familiar.

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1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

The horse did what is called a "refuse".

you have lots of expensive transportation costs to get them in country well in advance of the games, quarantine to prevent contamination of any other horses that come to compete & prevention of any domestic animals getting diseased, etc. plus all the other strange settings to deal with.
 

Not this year

"Schleu's fortunes changed dramatically when it came to the jumping. She scored zero points when her mount, Saint Boy, refused to jump.

She was left cantering around the course in despair and eventually tears. 

After the remaining events, she finished in 31st place in a field of 36.

Pentathletes do not bring their own horses to the jumping section but are instead randomly assigned one of 18 horses.

Saint Boy was also assigned to Gulnaz Gubaydullina of Russia, and similarly refused to jump, according to the Irish newspaper The Journal. "

 

so 18 years of training hundreds of thousands of dollars spent, and she gets dealt a horse that either wasnt trained correctly, or just decided to say fuck it that day.  

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So you want to be glue...

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21 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Not this year

Pentathletes do not bring their own horses to the jumping section but are instead randomly assigned one of 18 horses.

I hadn't watched the Pentathalon; thought it was Dressage or one of those similar equestrian events.

Either way, 1) sucks the horse was a dickhead 2) fuck yo thang if you can't rope from the saddle.

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They probably put one horse in the group that they know won't jump just to laugh at the rider that randomly gets assigned to that horse

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1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Pentathletes do not bring their own horses to the jumping section but are instead randomly assigned one of 18 horses.

"Good luck in the Top Fuel Dragster... here's your '73 AMC Pacer."

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That is total crap if you get booted from the competition because a horse you were randomly assigned refused to jump.

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One doesn't "get booted" - she did place, albeit 31st out of 32.

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To make it worse she was in first with a commanding lead going into that event.  Also should be noted the the other rider who got assigned that horse also got zero points from it refusing to jump.  So two trained riders and neither could get it to do anything.  Just doesn't seem right or certainly doesn't seem like this should be an Olympic event.

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Right on both counts