Post a pic that makes you lol

[Hornius Emeritus 12408]

[Message Board User 12389]

 

[futureman 22414]

need a pic of the girlfriend to know for sure. 

[Armybrat 40710]

[futureman 22414]

 

[Hook1997 5270]

[RPM 26208]

13 hours ago, futureman said:

 

[Kennythetiger 9334]

14 hours ago, futureman said:

 

Nice thong. Did she die?  

[Armybrat 40710]

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[Hornius Emeritus 12408]

 

[Guest Lobo]

While one of the funniest people to ever walk the Earth, people overlook the fact that Bill Murray also could digest entire SNL episode scripts in a matter of hours, despite sharing a drug-fueled office with the likes of Belushi, Aykroyd, et. al.  "Quien es Mas Macho?" is a great example of this.  Basically does an entire sketch without laughing, rare looks at the cards, and oh yeah---in Spanish.  They should go back and give him a second Twain Prize.

[Sbbruin 21704]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYwKwDPLZfx/?utm_medium=copy_link

[Hornius Emeritus 12408]

[Davis Lane 5551]

55 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Outstanding!

[4doorsMoreWhores 107]

[thunderlounge 7749]

1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

The judges would have also accepted a 5.25” as well.

[Storm the Field 5271]

Edit: Nevermind, failed to embed.

 

Edited January 17, 2022 by Storm the Field

[Bullneck 18983]

On 1/15/2022 at 3:25 PM, Message Board User said:

 

Also in Cambridge - yoga poses to calm your anger when you get a parking ticket.

[Immaculate Vibes 114]

I was scrolling through old vacation pics in 2016 and saw this one and it made me lol. Maybe got it from the sub Reddit thread. 

 

[thunderlounge 7749]

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Also in Cambridge - yoga poses to calm your anger when you get a parking ticket.

I’m tellin ya, they bend ya over coming and going these days. 

[nnm 36041]

Was adjusting my pool timer today. Just noticed the warning on the dial. I agree, it is not a good idea to unscrew time. Just ask Marty McFly. 

[Braff Zacklin 13406]

Billy Pilgrim came unstuck in time. Things didn't turn out so well for him ... unless you count being forced to have sex with an abducted porn star in front of all of Tralfamadore.

Edited January 18, 2022 by Braff Zacklin
never can spell that planet correctly

[Longboard Horn 40102]

[Guest Lobo]

I mean, is she even trying to lose any of that baby weight at this point?  Or did she already get knocked up again just weeks after giving birth...what kinda whore?  

[Immaculate Vibes 114]

 

[Storm the Field 5271]

Unexpectedly funny thread on r/OldSchoolCool last night, concerning this image of a street vendor in NYC in the early 60's.

From the Comments:

"If that guy sells you a hot dog, you're getting peppers on your dog whether you ask for them or not."

"If you ask for ketchup, he'll use those vise grips he calls hands to choke the dumbass out of you."

"That guy's name is almost certainly Vinnie, Paulie, or Sal." "Wrong, it's Carmine, ya mug."

"That guy has a baseball bat or tool handle in that stand, and if you make trouble, he'll beat you within an inch of your worthless life.'
 

[Trey3216 15325]

3 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Unexpectedly funny thread on r/OldSchoolCool last night, concerning this image of a street vendor in NYC in the early 60's.

From the Comments:

"If that guy sells you a hot dog, you're getting peppers on your dog whether you ask for them or not."

"If you ask for ketchup, he'll use those vise grips he calls hands to choke the dumbass out of you."

"That guy's name is almost certainly Vinnie, Paulie, or Sal." "Wrong, it's Carmine, ya mug."

"That guy has a baseball bat or tool handle in that stand, and if you make trouble, he'll beat you within an inch of your worthless life.'
 

100% fact  

[freyguy 4245]

Jesus fuck, that dude's mitts look like Popeye's

[Parliament 14121]

2 hours ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

 

1,2

[Jerry Callo 8663]

1 hour ago, Storm the Field said:

Unexpectedly funny thread on r/OldSchoolCool last night, concerning this image of a street vendor in NYC in the early 60's.

From the Comments:

"If that guy sells you a hot dog, you're getting peppers on your dog whether you ask for them or not."

"If you ask for ketchup, he'll use those vise grips he calls hands to choke the dumbass out of you."

"That guy's name is almost certainly Vinnie, Paulie, or Sal." "Wrong, it's Carmine, ya mug."

"That guy has a baseball bat or tool handle in that stand, and if you make trouble, he'll beat you within an inch of your worthless life.'
 

[4doorsMoreWhores 107]

[NeverMarryAStripper 21781]

I'm assuming the dollar bill he was holding was his tip and that's what set off his psychotic break

[tfoolry 8179]

 

[0xdeadbeef 1626]

26 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

 

I'd really like to find out that this kid went on to become a college punter and motivational speaker.

[irishtexan 11445]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm assuming the dollar bill he was holding was his tip and that's what set off his psychotic break

That. and the "that's what I have to say about your dollar tip" that he said into the camera.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9306]

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm assuming the dollar bill he was holding was his tip and that's what set off his psychotic break

Wait...you thought that wasn't staged? Fake as fuck. Unless Menard's is now selling chicken nuggets somewhere between the lumber and hardware sections.

Edited January 18, 2022 by GhostOfTomJoad

[Hornius Emeritus 12408]

Todd seems kind of like a jerk.


 

[Guest Lobo]

4 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

Unexpectedly funny thread on r/OldSchoolCool last night, concerning this image of a street vendor in NYC in the early 60's.

 

"Your hot dog looks good.  Where'd you get it?"

"Thumb Cart around the corner." 

"What the fuck is a thumb cart?  Like he pushes a cart with his thumbs or points with his thumbs or flips the hot dogs with his thumbs?"

"No, the guy running the cart and cooking the hot dogs is a giant thumb.  Thumb Cart.  Fucking delicious by the way..." 

[tbone_ 14020]

[brakeman 28219]

[Longboard Horn 40102]

 

[Trey3216 15325]

3 hours ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Todd seems kind of like a jerk.


 

Edit: Didn’t read through 

Edited January 19, 2022 by Trey3216

[brakeman 28219]

 

I knew it.

[Guest Lobo]

Where's his funny hat?  

[BearMace 2183]

19 minutes ago, brakeman said:

 

I knew it.

But is that the woods? Seems like a clearing.

[brakeman 28219]

[4doorsMoreWhores 107]

4 hours ago, Lobo said:

"Your hot dog looks good.  Where'd you get it?"

"Thumb Cart around the corner." 

"What the fuck is a thumb cart?  Like he pushes a cart with his thumbs or points with his thumbs or flips the hot dogs with his thumbs?"

"No, the guy running the cart and cooking the hot dogs is a giant thumb.  Thumb Cart.  Fucking delicious by the way..." 

The fuck?

[Guest Lobo]

The gentlemen purveyor of the foodstand.  His entire build is that of a big thumb.  You don't see it?   His arms, his torso, his head, and yes...his thumbs...He looksl ike a giant thumb.  Cheers.

[Superhero 8762]

Posted before but I don't care.