Post a pic that makes you lol

[luke duke 6454]

 

That’s a newsworthy event if I’ve ever seen one.

[Message Board User 12409]

 

[Doze 1324]

[ChiTownDoc 21347]

https://twitter.com/nickywoolf/status/1489670895991939072?s=21

[nnm 37999]

Evidently he FAFO

Edited February 5, 2022 by nnm

[Marfa Low Crown 2564]

https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdkPS1Aq/

[Message Board User 12409]

 

[bmbmd 1040]

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Edited February 6, 2022 by bmbmd

[closetohumping 17829]

[NeverMarryAStripper 22321]

I bet the sugar babies in our thread have some pretty descriptive contact names for posters as well

Edited February 6, 2022 by NeverMarryAStripper

[nnm 37999]

On my run today on a small country road outside of Garden Valley, I happened upon an interesting exchange rate out here in East Texas. Apparently, one Budweiser, one Miller Lite, and one Twisted Tea are what it takes to make the panties fall off on a country road. 

[Brisketexan 107012]

On my run today on a small country road outside of Garden Valley, I happened upon an interesting exchange rate out here in East Texas. Apparently, one Budweiser, one Miller Lite, and one Twisted Tea are what it takes to make the panties fall off on a country road. 

Wait….you didn’t already know that?

[Underdog 29214]

3 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I bet the sugar babies in our thread have some pretty descriptive contact names for posters as well

Tripod. 

[Underdog 29214]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

On my run today on a small country road outside of Garden Valley, I happened upon an interesting exchange rate out here in East Texas. Apparently, one Budweiser, one Miller Lite, and one Twisted Tea are what it takes to make the panties fall off on a country road. 

$50 bucks says you sniffed them. 

[nnm 37999]

11 minutes ago, Underdog said:

$50 bucks says you sniffed them. 

Didn’t need to. I’m sure it was a mixture of bass and crappie, with a hint of sweet crude. 

[Bullneck 19568]

 

 

[closetohumping 17829]

5 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I bet the sugar babies in our thread have some pretty descriptive contact names for posters as well

Pretty sure south Austin’s mom has me saved as senor big dick

[Hook1997 5525]

[Message Board User 12409]

Sound on.

Edited February 7, 2022 by Message Board User

[luke duke 6454]

On my run today on a small country road outside of Garden Valley, I happened upon an interesting exchange rate out here in East Texas. Apparently, one Budweiser, one Miller Lite, and one Twisted Tea are what it takes to make the panties fall off on a country road. 

I figured you more for a Boones Farm kind of gal.

[nnm 37999]

 

 

[Chilly Water 421]

[closetohumping 17829]

[captcha 50]

[Marfa Low Crown 2564]

[tbone_ 14466]

This is a fair point

[thunderlounge 8468]

 

[Laxtonto 13328]

4 hours ago, Chilly Water said:

[crash_davis 23470]

 

[crash_davis 23470]

FUCKING LULZ

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/smzifv/bday_gag_gift_what_could_go_wrong/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

[Bigbend1812 13062]

39 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

FUCKING LULZ

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/smzifv/bday_gag_gift_what_could_go_wrong/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

 

[HenryJames 67465]

 

[After irth 1254]

On 2/6/2022 at 2:09 PM, nnm said:

On my run today on a small country road outside of Garden Valley, I happened upon an interesting exchange rate out here in East Texas. Apparently, one Budweiser, one Miller Lite, and one Twisted Tea are what it takes to make the panties fall off on a country road. 

I’m gonna need those back. 

[Longboard Horn 41394]

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20950]

 

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

wut

[Chooky 13341]

49 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Uh, they refer to those guys as "cheerleaders," sir!

[Davis Lane 6014]

53 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

[Guest Lobo]

Matt Walsh

@Mattwalshblog

theocratic fascist, bestselling children's author.

that's his volunteered title on Twitter?  What the fuck are these books about?  Appropriate that A&M would invite an incendiary children's author to their campus.  If it pisses off intellectuals, has lots of pictures, and is under 30 pages...it's perfect reading material for Aggies.  

Oh, and click on tamuyaf.org when you get need a chuckle later today.  I've seen more diverse student organizations at Heidelberg University, class of '36.  I'm 80% sure they have a chastity belt dunking ceremony when they're seniors.  

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Side note---accidentally clicked on the Corps of Cadets link at A&M.  Obviously it's 90% bullshit, but something that Aggies of all stripes should find deeply offensive is it states the Corps commissions more officers into the U.S. Military than any other school except THE THREE SERVICE ACADEMIES.  Their words, not mine.  The U.S. Coast Guard Academy and U.S. Merchant Marine Academy are full-fledged service academies.  Not satellite campuses or juco schools.  They are rigorous 4 year academies with the standard 5-year obligation of service afterwards.  You need the Congressional sponsorship, security clearance, excellent academic and physical records, etc.  All that shit.  Both these academies have acceptance rates in the teens, significantly more challenging than Texas A&M which requires its Corps of Cadets to have a pulse and to have heard of the SAT's at some point in their life.  

I shouldn't be surprised that a school that worships its pretend Army that has absolutely zero affiliation with the actual U.S. Armed Forces would be so flippant as to brag about  fact that is not only patently untrue, but also dismissed in glib manner, that we have FIVE service academies in the United States.  USMMA and particularly the USCGA put out seriously qualified junior officers with extremely advanced scientific educations.  As usual, A&M tries to look elite and they end up just offending people...'cause Tradition.  

Edited February 8, 2022 by Lobo

[NeverMarryAStripper 22321]

Perhaps aggy should read the United States Constitution, specifically Article II Section 3.  The Corps doesn't commission jack shit.

[Chooky 13341]

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

I don't know who this guy is, but he has mastered the "smug thinking man's" pose.  Pose smart and you'll be smart.  I'll bet a thousand that he's an avid fan of the "finger tent/steeple to the chin" guy.

And the "pensively staring into the distance" pose.  That's just smart.

The "patriot bat" pose is the equivalent to "blue steel" in intellectual circles

And of course the "debonair with a beverage" pose.

 

phlegm'd 

[Prepuce of Doom 21295]

Fuck that guy in the goatass, whoever he is. 

[TrashMaster G 18134]

18 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I don't know who this guy is, but he has mastered the "smug thinking man's" pose.  Pose smart and you'll be smart.  I'll bet a thousand that he's an avid fan of the "finger tent/steeple to the chin" guy.

And the "pensively staring into the distance" pose.  That's just smart.

The "patriot bat" pose is the equivalent to "blue steel" in intellectual circles

And of course the "debonair with a beverage" pose.

 

phlegm'd 

Who is this guy?  Besides the obvious: an insufferable douche.

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

32 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Who is this guy?

And the bigger question... WHY IS THIS IN THE PICS THAT MAKE YOU LOL THREAD

[Ag with kids 581]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Matt Walsh

@Mattwalshblog

theocratic fascist, bestselling children's author.

that's his volunteered title on Twitter?  What the fuck are these books about?  Appropriate that A&M would invite an incendiary children's author to their campus.  If it pisses off intellectuals, has lots of pictures, and is under 30 pages...it's perfect reading material for Aggies.  

Oh, and click on tamuyaf.org when you get need a chuckle later today.  I've seen more diverse student organizations at Heidelberg University, class of '36.  I'm 80% sure they have a chastity belt dunking ceremony when they're seniors.  

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Side note---accidentally clicked on the Corps of Cadets link at A&M.  Obviously it's 90% bullshit, but something that Aggies of all stripes should find deeply offensive is it states the Corps commissions more officers into the U.S. Military than any other school except THE THREE SERVICE ACADEMIES.  Their words, not mine.  The U.S. Coast Guard Academy and U.S. Merchant Marine Academy are full-fledged service academies.  Not satellite campuses or juco schools.  They are rigorous 4 year academies with the standard 5-year obligation of service afterwards.  You need the Congressional sponsorship, security clearance, excellent academic and physical records, etc.  All that shit.  Both these academies have acceptance rates in the teens, significantly more challenging than Texas A&M which requires its Corps of Cadets to have a pulse and to have heard of the SAT's at some point in their life.  

I shouldn't be surprised that a school that worships its pretend Army that has absolutely zero affiliation with the actual U.S. Armed Forces would be so flippant as to brag about  fact that is not only patently untrue, but also dismissed in glib manner, that we have FIVE service academies in the United States.  USMMA and particularly the USCGA put out seriously qualified junior officers with extremely advanced scientific educations.  As usual, A&M tries to look elite and they end up just offending people...'cause Tradition.  

Randolph Duke???

[Ag with kids 581]

56 minutes ago, Chooky said:

I don't know who this guy is, but he has mastered the "smug thinking man's" pose.  Pose smart and you'll be smart.  I'll bet a thousand that he's an avid fan of the "finger tent/steeple to the chin" guy.

And the "pensively staring into the distance" pose.  That's just smart.

The "patriot bat" pose is the equivalent to "blue steel" in intellectual circles

And of course the "debonair with a beverage" pose.

 

phlegm'd 

I think that's him on the right...

[Sbbruin 22147]

2 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

[Guest Lobo]

33 minutes ago, Ag with kids said:

Randolph Duke???

nah, just know some folks who went to USCGA and wouldn't appreciate pretend cosplay Aggie Army, on their official page where they brag about their commitment to uniformed services would say there are only three service academies in this nation...when in fact there are 5.  And they are all---far, far superior to Texas A&M in every single way without fail.  

[Bigbend1812 13062]

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

I don't know who this guy is, but he has mastered the "smug thinking man's" pose.  Pose smart and you'll be smart.  I'll bet a thousand that he's an avid fan of the "finger tent/steeple to the chin" guy.

And the "pensively staring into the distance" pose.  That's just smart.

The "patriot bat" pose is the equivalent to "blue steel" in intellectual circles

And of course the "debonair with a beverage" pose.

 

phlegm'd 

[ChiTownDoc 21347]

NSIAP