Post a pic that makes you lol

[thunderlounge 8471]

4 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

 

 

[Spaulding Smails 1610]

24 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

God: fuck you in particular!

 

 

When I was a senior on the 40 acres, my GF (now wife) lived in a shitty old house that was duplex converted to a 4-bedroom house in West Campus.  The pier and beam house was so out of level that, if you picked up your feet when you were sitting in a rolling chair, you'd start to roll downhill across the room.  I was sitting on the couch one day when her roommate walked through the living room towards the kitchen.  At the perfect moment in time, the globe from the wobbly-ass ceiling fan fell and hit her square in the head.  You could've tried to plan it for a week and never achieved that level of synchrony.  It shattered, and a Dorito-sized shard of glass was sticking out of the crown of her head perfectly vertically.  She wasn't hurt... just shell-shocked and a bit disoriented.  I was laughing so hard that I physically couldn't help her.  I sat there for five minutes laughing my ass off until my sides hurt.  I see her every few years or so, and that story comes up every damn time.  Physics makes for some excellent humor occasionally.  

[brakeman 28769]

10 hours ago, futureman said:

zilker this morning

was there any police tape?

you saw this and this one photo is all you got?

c'mon man, let's see the rest of the photos. 

it's magnificent.

please, futureman.

 

 

 

[futureman 22720]

14 minutes ago, brakeman said:

was there any police tape?

you saw this and this one photo is all you got?

c'mon man, let's see the rest of the photos. 

it's magnificent.

please, futureman.

you ok, bud?

[maninblack 7975]

[brakeman 28769]

[brakeman 28769]

Maybe CR?

[brakeman 28769]

[brakeman 28769]

1 mississippi, 2 mississippi...

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

15 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

 

[52-80 19377]

19 hours ago, Spaulding Smails said:

The pier and beam house was so out of level that, if you picked up your feet when you were sitting in a rolling chair, you'd start to roll downhill across the room... At the perfect moment in time, the globe from the wobbly-ass ceiling fan fell and hit her square in the head....

the way you set that up, i expected her to fall back into a wheeled chair, roll across the room, hit the window ledge, and fall backwards right out of the house

 

[Spaulding Smails 1610]

2 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

the way you set that up, i expected her to fall back into a wheeled chair, roll across the room, hit the window ledge, and fall backwards right out of the house

 

It wouldn't have been out of the realm of possibilities.  And, I left out the part where they were broken into twice at the end of the lease by a thief who only stole the panties of all four roommates.  And the raccoon that ended up in the kitchen via a hole in the floor behind the cabinets.  

[thunderlounge 8471]

Sorry for partying. 

[Kennythetiger 9661]

13 hours ago, brakeman said:

One of my few talents is that I can take a nap right after drinking half a pot of coffee. 

[thunderlounge 8471]

4 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

One of my few talents is that I can take a nap right after drinking half a pot of coffee. 

I used to drink a 10-shot latte and crash. 
 

Then some kind of bullshit button got pushed a year or so ago and poof. Caffeine after about 2 and I’m not passing out on my own until midnight or better. 🤬 

[davidg 4058]

On 6/24/2022 at 7:03 PM, elfenix said:

 

[NWBuck 8630]

1 hour ago, davidg said:

 

Like I can even count to potato.

[Augustus 3061]

Is this an old one?  I'd never seen it.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

[ROFL BOX 6655]

Craig James, is that you?

[tx ind 7060]

[TrashMaster G 18134]

On 6/26/2022 at 9:58 AM, futureman said:

zilker this morning

High class white trash?

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

[Message Board User 12409]

 

[LTbear 4219]

[Armybrat 41448]

[brakeman 28769]

[Hate 20259]

[Elvis 3438]

6 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Now that’s funny right there.  
 

I once told a guy that I have owed him a whooping for a while.(early 20s insults that had not been responded to).
 

 He said “any time buddy”.
 

I calmly set my drink down and punched him in the face.  

[Parliament 14620]

^^^Look out!  We got a badass over here!

[brakeman 28769]

[Dutchrudder 11247]

[Dutchrudder 11247]

[Dutchrudder 11247]

[Dutchrudder 11247]

[Marfa Low Crown 2564]

 

[Braff Zacklin 13676]

1 minute ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

 

Didn't wanna laugh at first but ... got dammit ... those exhaust notes! LoL

Looks like she was having fun with it, too.

[Incredulity 11882]

That is some funny shit.

I would probably murder my kid in that situation though.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

 

[Rudiger 1181]

10 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

It’s a perfectly cromulent name. 

[thunderlounge 8471]

2 hours ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

 

 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34108]

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

[Hate 20259]

 

That sound is awesome.

[BearMace 2257]

51 minutes ago, Hate said:

That sound is awesome.

Sounded like one of these:

[Superhero 9040]

 

[Superhero 9040]

 

[futureman 22720]

that’s awesome.

the cat video 

Edited June 28, 2022 by futureman

[Speedtrucker 2098]

 

My grandmother’s dachshunds were both bilingual. Could act upon commands given in Spanish and English…

To which my pops made sure to rub that fact in while I would struggle to communicate in horrible Spanglish to my grandparents.

[Marfa Low Crown 2564]

5 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

 

Bro 😂 that’s even better than the one I posted 😂