Post a pic that makes you lol

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6 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I'd still fuck her.

Got damn right. Finch wins that franchise. 

[brakeman 28218]

[MAUFRAIS 6571]

He was also in American Graffiti with her husband’s daughter.

[Don Johnson 4745]

 

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1 hour ago, 'stache said:

I'd still fuck her.

Dem tites.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33831]

 

[irishtexan 11444]

On 8/4/2022 at 12:01 PM, Dutchrudder said:

I stumbled on one of her videos a long time ago, and was horrified at the way she made her drinks.  All of her videos are this bad, and I don't think it's intentional. It's pretty fun to laugh at, as she clearly worked at a bar while failing community college and thinks that makes her an expert mixologist. The Onion should hire her to make tutorials for their YouTube channel, I would watch more.

Here's her mint ball bourbon recipe:

Here's her Long Island Iced Tea tutorial. A pint of liquor with a splash of coke really gets me going at the clubs! 

 

 

I watched this yesterday and then watched one of the related videos on YouTube of a bartender reacting to the video, and also telling the back story. Apparently she was paid $2000 in 2010 by Maholo to make 100 "how-to" drink videos. She worked till 2am the night before and had a 7am call the next morning. She shows up to the shoot and it's just her and a camera man, with a bunch of recipes that were wrong, and a handful of bottles of bottom-rail liquor. And no bar utensils - no muddler, no jigger, no spouts. No shaker. Just two giant glasses, which held different volumes. No bitters in the bottle. One bucket of ice. Etc. She got fucked. So they had to re-strain the ice for every drink. I feel bad for her. Apparently, at the time, she had a masters in secondary education and graduated with honors at UC Irvine for undergrad. She's not a dummy. Also, would bang.

That still doesn't excuse a 12-ounce old fashioned, though.

['stache 21744]

24 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I watched this yesterday and then watched one of the related videos on YouTube of a bartender reacting to the video, and also telling the back story. Apparently she was paid $2000 in 2010 by Maholo to make 100 "how-to" drink videos. She worked till 2am the night before and had a 7am call the next morning. She shows up to the shoot and it's just her and a camera man, with a bunch of recipes that were wrong, and a handful of bottles of bottom-rail liquor. And no bar utensils - no muddler, no jigger, no spouts. No shaker. Just two giant glasses, which held different volumes. No bitters in the bottle. One bucket of ice. Etc. She got fucked. So they had to re-strain the ice for every drink. I feel bad for her. Apparently, at the time, she had a masters in secondary education and graduated with honors at UC Irvine for undergrad. She's not a dummy. Also, would bang.

That still doesn't excuse a 12-ounce old fashioned, though.

She got a second chance. Still not how I make it, but I'd definitely drink this one over the other. Also, still would.

 

https://www.esquire.com/food-drink/drinks/a30172952/viral-old-fashioned-cocktail-video-jim-beam-redo/

 

 

https://dai.ly/x7ozm

Edited August 5, 2022 by 'stache

[Dutchrudder 11113]

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

I watched this yesterday and then watched one of the related videos on YouTube of a bartender reacting to the video, and also telling the back story. Apparently she was paid $2000 in 2010 by Maholo to make 100 "how-to" drink videos. She worked till 2am the night before and had a 7am call the next morning. She shows up to the shoot and it's just her and a camera man, with a bunch of recipes that were wrong, and a handful of bottles of bottom-rail liquor. And no bar utensils - no muddler, no jigger, no spouts. No shaker. Just two giant glasses, which held different volumes. No bitters in the bottle. One bucket of ice. Etc. She got fucked. So they had to re-strain the ice for every drink. I feel bad for her. Apparently, at the time, she had a masters in secondary education and graduated with honors at UC Irvine for undergrad. She's not a dummy. Also, would bang.

That still doesn't excuse a 12-ounce old fashioned, though.

$2000 for 100 videos sounds like a shitty deal. The way she talks about the drinks and the advice she gives makes her sound like a moron, or at least someone with zero background in mixing drinks. 

[irishtexan 11444]

9 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

$2000 for 100 videos sounds like a shitty deal. The way she talks about the drinks and the advice she gives makes her sound like a moron, or at least someone with zero background in mixing drinks. 

Sure. Maybe two grand is chump change for the surly 1%. But for a "bartender" and struggling actress, that's probably rent for two months in 2010. Just sharing what she was up against.

But yeah, I don't know how you can defend that drink.

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36 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Sure. Maybe two grand is chump change for the surly 1%. But for a "bartender" and struggling actress, that's probably rent for two months in 2010. Just sharing what she was up against.

But yeah, I don't know how you can defend that drink.

There are easier ways for a struggling actress to make $2000.

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1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

The way she talks about the drinks and the advice she gives makes her sound like a moron

I couldn't hear her over the sound of boobs.

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[PRONG HORN 3109]

 

More Skooma glitchers

 

 

[Prepuce of Doom 20980]

15 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

More Skooma glitchers

 

 

What is Skooma? And where can I get some? 

[PRONG HORN 3109]

7 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

What is Skooma? And where can I get some? 

 

Skooma

 

[Prepuce of Doom 20980]

26 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

Skooma

 

I have more questions now than previously. 

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10 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

[ztejas 43262]

37 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

What is Skooma? And where can I get some? 

Skooma is a made up drug from The Elder Scrolls universe. I'd like to imagine it's kind of like PCP. 

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26 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Skooma is a made up drug from The Elder Scrolls universe. I'd like to imagine it's kind of like PCP. 

Thanks for the olds like me

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On 8/4/2022 at 12:18 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wholesome lulz

 

 

Why do I feel a Monkey Pox update is next?

 

 

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[HenryJames 65884]

 

[Underdog 28443]

On 8/4/2022 at 10:51 PM, Hate said:

@futureman is erect after watching that...no offense.

Is that wrong?  

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I watched this live. Biggest dumbass ever. Who the fuck charges the mound at Nolan Ryan.

29 years. Fuck.

[Dennis Taylor 18690]

 

[miguelito 11211]

^

[Bigbend1812 12883]

On 8/5/2022 at 4:54 AM, RPM said:

 

[futureman 22414]

On 8/5/2022 at 12:13 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

woody’s dad assassinated a federal judge. 

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33831]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

woody’s dad assassinated a federal judge. 

metal

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[RPM 26208]

3 hours ago, futureman said:

woody’s dad assassinated a federal judge. 

You really want to drag family into this?

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[bolverk 29393]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/whi85o/the_legacy_of_a_man/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[elfenix 34169]

sound on

 

 

[Dutchrudder 11113]

[RPM 26208]

youchosepoorly.jpg

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13 hours ago, bolverk said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/whi85o/the_legacy_of_a_man/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

Here’s a bit of trivia about him:

Tim Russ is a graduate of my alma mater, St. Edward’s University in Austin.

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[Mittens 8148]

Brits letting the internet name things will always amuse me.

 

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[futureman 22414]

what the hell is that from?

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Taco Bell