Post a pic that makes you lol

[Hate 20130]

Finally some useful information from a fortune cookie!

[Longboard Horn 40425]

[bmbmd 1027]

 

[Kennythetiger 9425]

I don’t get it. 

[Armybrat 40866]

On 1/3/2023 at 12:18 PM, RPM said:

Had to be in Pennsylvania on the Turnpike. I remember buying the old man a pack of Camels from the machine at the DQ in Bridgeport for 25¢.

My Mom used to buy a carton of Salems every week at the Bergstrom AFB BX for $1.

[Armybrat 40866]

On 1/3/2023 at 12:35 PM, Doze said:

Those will really fuck you up.

[Armybrat 40866]

3 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

I wonder what his Surly handle is.

TxTow?

[closetohumping 17456]

[YGIFS 19452]

On 1/3/2023 at 12:35 PM, Doze said:

I didn’t take South Austin’s mom for the firearms type 

[DigglerontheHoof 21210]

6 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I didn’t take South Austin’s mom for the firearms type 

gonna need a much larger caliber for SA's mom

[Longboard Horn 40425]

10 hours ago, Armybrat said:

TxTow?

[TheStoicPaisano 9923]

Don Vito or Bobandy?

[HiggyBaby 2545]

And that’s how to get ahead folks

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cllz0BUrdr-/?igshid=Zjc2ZTc4Nzk=

[MAUFRAIS 6633]

Worst part of avatar 2.

[brakeman 28417]

[Hook1997 5397]

[nnm 36538]

22 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

 

[deadshank 24653]

7 minutes ago, nnm said:

Avatar checks out. 

[HamsterHookah 112]

14 minutes ago, nnm said:

https://www.cbs19.tv/article/news/local/smith-county-inmate-arrested-after-escaping-jail-transport-van/501-61ddeb56-1c41-4340-9898-3afa4dc603db

They caught him again.

Of course, Tyler, Texas.

[SHOOTER12 8819]

On 11/4/2022 at 7:08 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

If that driver doesn't see the lock when he gets into his car, he might be surprised when he pulls away. 

Yep, he'll back up and pull that sign right through his windshield.

[Prepuce of Doom 21100]

South Austin's mom left her buttplug on my hotel room nightstand. 

 

[Armybrat 40866]

The carpet….. really does something for that room.

What, I have no idea at all.

Maybe the Dude knows.

Edited January 5, 2023 by Armybrat

[Bullneck 19196]

On 1/4/2023 at 4:45 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

 

[Planet Houston 4930]

 

[Armybrat 40866]

That has to be Oklahoma.

[Message Board User 12395]

 

[tfoolry 8225]

 

 

[YGIFS 19452]

4 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

 

Clerk: “well did you have the optional insurance?”

Sol: “yeah, but it was through a friend.”

[Chooky 13317]

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

That has to be Oklahoma.

[honolulu horn 6165]

On 1/2/2023 at 3:56 PM, markstanco said:

Gatorade Fit commercial.

The reason they have this woman doing a headstand is because they couldn't get footage of her doing anything actually athletic. 

[GoPokes83 2240]

 
 

Looks like it was working until they had to turn a corner.

[Armybrat 40866]

8 hours ago, Chooky said:

Okie moving to Texas.

[52-80 19223]

27 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Okie moving to Texas.

 

[Armybrat 40866]

Heh….. just gave three $50 P.Terry’s gift cards to my vegan son and his two boys for Christmas as stocking stuffers. 
They love their veggie “burgers” & fries.

Edited January 6, 2023 by Armybrat

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

5 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

to my vegan son

So, your daughter?

[Your Mom 4836]

16 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

South Austin's mom left her buttplug on my hotel room nightstand. 

 

My OCD is triggered and I have a hard time believing that even SA’s mom would tolerate a heaven who puts their suitcase on the fucking floor.  There has to be a suitcase rack or ottoman in that room.  

[Armybrat 40866]

Hardly, even though he has long hair (on the right….Halloween 2019)

 

[Gene Parmesan 4011]

She needs bigger boobs to pull off that costume.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21920]

15 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

 

What in the hell were they thinking?  They didn't need the UHaul.  They could have just pulled it with their jacked-up pickup and left all of their shit inside.

[beer 3220]

[52-80 19223]

3 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

She needs bigger boobs to pull off that costume.

Hers will do just fine

[nnm 36538]

 

[brakeman 28417]

 

[TrashMaster G 17584]

On 1/3/2023 at 12:35 PM, Doze said:

Necessary to kill Bob Stoops.

 

 

6 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

She needs bigger boobs to pull off that costume.

I'd like to see her pull off that costume.

 

 

1 hour ago, brakeman said:

 

In space, nobody can hear you fart.

Edited January 6, 2023 by TrashMaster G

[TheStoicPaisano 9923]

 

[Prepuce of Doom 21100]

11 hours ago, Your Mom said:

My OCD is triggered and I have a hard time believing that even SA’s mom would tolerate a heaven who puts their suitcase on the fucking floor.  There has to be a suitcase rack or ottoman in that room.  

There's a garment bag that wraps around the exterior of the suitcase so it's a pain in the ass to do anything with but lay it on the floor, and I agree it's not ideal, but I've intentionally chosen this option so that I never have to iron a suit. 

[Hate 20130]

You should choose options that never require a suit.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

On 1/5/2023 at 8:27 PM, Message Board User said:

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

16 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Heh….. just gave three $50 P.Terry’s gift cards to my vegan son and his two boys for Christmas as stocking stuffers. 
They love their veggie “burgers” & fries.

My vegan daughter gave in after 6 years. There’s always hope. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21100]

4 hours ago, Hate said:

You should choose options that never require a suit.