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I don't like the biguns like some of y'all, but to be fair to phat girls...that chick is only that thin because of copious amounts of crystal meth---hence the decorative ankle charm bracelet.  Punisher sticker leads me to believe there's other bumper stickers off frame indicating further levels of stupidity.  

What I am most curious about is the bottom left of the rear window sticker.  It appears to be Bruce Lee and a Panda Bear doing the Dab dance?  The south is such a fascinating place rich with complex characters and Hep C. 

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9 hours ago, HiggyBaby said:

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Meet An Inmate? 

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

Best Twitter channel there is.

 

 

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My favorite Twitter follow but he tends to repeat a lot of stuff. 

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1 hour ago, beer said:

No ass, 85% of life spent in sun, conservative estimate of 3.5 packs/day, has at least two dozen 1 week sober chips, small yet saggy, sounds like your cousin Robert on the phone, forever hitting your ribs with the bony elbows, "I had half a biscuit for lunch", tramp stamp says "forver you'rs" and "class of 88"

Oh yeah. There is definitely a confederate flag hanging up somewhere in her trailer. Met her current BF either "at the river" or "at the races". She has never owned a bed frame or box spring, ever. Dressing up to go out includes some kind of Nascar themed jacket. Her kids have been "staying with her sister/mom" for multiple years.

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1 hour ago, Hmbre97 said:

Oh yeah. There is definitely a confederate flag hanging up somewhere in her trailer. Met her current BF either "at the river" or "at the races". She has never owned a bed frame or box spring, ever. Dressing up to go out includes some kind of Nascar themed jacket. Her kids have been "staying with her sister/mom" for multiple years.

 

2 hours ago, beer said:

No ass, 85% of life spent in sun, conservative estimate of 3.5 packs/day, has at least two dozen 1 week sober chips, small yet saggy, sounds like your cousin Robert on the phone, forever hitting your ribs with the bony elbows, "I had half a biscuit for lunch", tramp stamp says "forver you'rs" and "class of 88"

 I stand by my assessment. Based on everything I’ve learned about surlyites’ proclivities over the years, all the qualities y’all have listed are assets, not liabilities. Wheelhouse for most surlyites. 

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7 hours ago, beer said:

No ass, 85% of life spent in sun, conservative estimate of 3.5 packs/day, has at least two dozen 1 week sober chips, small yet saggy, sounds like your cousin Robert on the phone, forever hitting your ribs with the bony elbows, "I had half a biscuit for lunch", tramp stamp says "forver you'rs" and "class of 88"

Go on... 

LMAO at sounds like your cousin Robert on the phone. 

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8 hours ago, beer said:

No ass, 85% of life spent in sun, conservative estimate of 3.5 packs/day, has at least two dozen 1 week sober chips, small yet saggy, sounds like your cousin Robert on the phone, forever hitting your ribs with the bony elbows, "I had half a biscuit for lunch", tramp stamp says "forver you'rs" and "class of 88"

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