Post a pic that makes you lol

[South Austin 52133]

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you sure?

 

Wait, is this a clip from a new Christopher Guest movie?

[thunderlounge 7754]

 

[tx 3 putt 76329]

W T F 

 

[Superhero 8768]

6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

So... Why was closetohumping doing his own electrical work and the electrician just hanging around?

 

 

Spoiler

Have you ever caught anyone staring at your junk? I was wearing sweat pants even though it's like 90 degrees out here.  It's happened a couple of times and yesterday, I'm pretty sure I caught my electrician looking a couple of times.  Towards the end of the install, he said "hey man, I normally don't carry Tesla hooks around but you put off real good vibes so I can install this one for you.  Text me if you have any questions about the install."

 

[Upgrayedd 5805]

31 minutes ago, Superhero said:

So... Why was closetohumping doing his own electrical work and the electrician just hanging around?

 

 

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Have you ever caught anyone staring at your junk? I was wearing sweat pants even though it's like 90 degrees out here.  It's happened a couple of times and yesterday, I'm pretty sure I caught my electrician looking a couple of times.  Towards the end of the install, he said "hey man, I normally don't carry Tesla hooks around but you put off real good vibes so I can install this one for you.  Text me if you have any questions about the install."

 

 

[GoPokes83 2236]

W T F 
 

Marsha’s still hot though

[Don Johnson 4745]

 

[markstanco 12504]

21 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Somehow, and it seems impossible given the world today, I am not offended.

Perhaps another race will step up their game and be offended for you. 

[ABSR 5289]

23 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Perhaps another race will step up their game and be offended for you. 

It only takes a few to be offended, and complain loudly.

I am team Washington Honkies if it goes to a vote.

[beer 3217]

On 7/24/2023 at 9:17 AM, YGIFS said:

I'm super happy they are part of NATO now and kicking Russian ass once again.  But I see shit like this and realize how they managed to lose WWII, twice.

Meth.  They were all on meth.  Not joking. 

[YGIFS 19449]

12 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

Marsha’s still hot though

It's Marcia, dammit!  Not Marsha.  At least that's what my restraining order says.  You'd think the judge would have written it out under her actual, legal name-Maureen McCormick.  

Back to this Finnish girls riding make believe horses being whacked out on Crystal Meth.  Go on...

[RPM 26218]

9 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Washington Honkies

New Logo

[Longhornstampede 3173]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/799003485138682?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

[NWBuck 8547]

21 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I totally got the shirt, but after several viewings i've realized that there is one issue.

Caucasians isnt a racial slur.

that shirt would go to 11 if it said Cracker's instead. 

Here's another option... 

[CustersDoctor 584]

[Upgrayedd 5805]

3 minutes ago, CustersDoctor said:

Spot on 

[markstanco 12504]

He said on Friday at media day he was working on it.

[brakeman 28229]

[deadshank 24651]

Copyright don’t play in Old Mexico

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33837]

yeah, they really captured the Buc-ee's essence there. 

[Longhornstampede 3173]

27 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, they really captured the Buc-ee's essence there. 

You're gonna get gas of one kind of another either way.... 

[brakeman 28229]

[Longboard Horn 40130]

[Marfa Low Crown 2544]

[TrashMaster G 17386]

I will never get the whole truck brand rivalry thing.  I mean, unless you work for one company or another, why do you give a shit?

[Jerry Callo 8663]

8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I will never get the whole truck brand rivalry thing.  I mean, unless you work for one company or another, why do you give a shit?

Sounds exactly like something a Ford owner would say.

[PvilleStang 2844]

15 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Sounds exactly like something a Tundra owner would say.

FIFY

[Parliament 14131]

34 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Sounds exactly like something a Ford owner would say.

BOOOMMM

[deadshank 24651]

15 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, they really captured the Buc-ee's essence there. 

Everyone knows, Mexican beaver is sumpin else.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

I will never get the whole truck brand rivalry thing.  I mean, unless you work for one company or another, why do you give a shit?

Now do beer.

[RPM 26218]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

I will never get the whole truck brand rivalry thing.  I mean, unless you work for one company or another, why do you give a shit?

My Granddad drove Ford, my Dad drove Ford and I drive Ford. My Brother in Law drives Chevrolet. Any questions?

[nnm 36071]

My organization runs a small in-house K-12 school as part of its mission. I met with the principal today. He had several boxes of these water pistols in his office. He said they got ordered and delivered to the school and he happened to open the boxes. He immediately decided they should probably not be given out to the kids.
 

Any of you jokers have any idea why?

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

Red rocket! Red rocket!

[Don Johnson 4745]

[TrashMaster G 17386]

1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

Sounds exactly like something a Ford owner would say.

Nope.  But thank you for proving my point.

[Jerry Callo 8663]

12 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Nope.  But thank you for proving my point.

I wouldn't admit to driving a ford either.

[General Specific 3232]

Everyone knows, Mexican beaver is sumpin else.

[thunderlounge 7754]

7 hours ago, RPM said:

My Granddad drove Ford, my Dad drove Ford and I drive Ford. My Brother in Law drives Chevrolet. Any questions?

 

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[tfoolry 8179]

[Parliament 14131]

[brakeman 28229]

[brakeman 28229]

9 hours ago, nnm said:

My organization runs a small in-house K-12 school as part of its mission. I met with the principal today. He had several boxes of these water pistols in his office. He said they got ordered and delivered to the school and he happened to open the boxes. He immediately decided they should probably not be given out to the kids.
 

Any of you jokers have any idea why?

Johnny, show me where he touched you.

[Brothahorn 10085]

[Bevoette 1253]

[RPM 26218]

7 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Roughly 20.1 miles per hour. Put that in your gee-whiz file in case you ever find yourself on the Bridge of Death.

[nnm 36071]

The surl lifestyle. Never stop improving. 

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10142]

 

[Gene Parmesan 3993]

7 hours ago, nnm said:

The surl lifestyle. Never stop improving. 

 

Billy this is Chad Bradford

[Underdog 28447]

2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

STOP TAILGATING!! 

FUCK YOU!! 

Edited July 28, 2023 by Underdog

[crash_davis 23084]