Post a pic that makes you lol

[South Austin 52463]

3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

you sure?

 

Wait, is this a clip from a new Christopher Guest movie?

[thunderlounge 7816]

 

[tx 3 putt 76905]

W T F 

 

[Superhero 8828]

6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

So... Why was closetohumping doing his own electrical work and the electrician just hanging around?

 

 

Spoiler

Have you ever caught anyone staring at your junk? I was wearing sweat pants even though it's like 90 degrees out here.  It's happened a couple of times and yesterday, I'm pretty sure I caught my electrician looking a couple of times.  Towards the end of the install, he said "hey man, I normally don't carry Tesla hooks around but you put off real good vibes so I can install this one for you.  Text me if you have any questions about the install."

 

[Upgrayedd 5810]

31 minutes ago, Superhero said:

So... Why was closetohumping doing his own electrical work and the electrician just hanging around?

 

 

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Have you ever caught anyone staring at your junk? I was wearing sweat pants even though it's like 90 degrees out here.  It's happened a couple of times and yesterday, I'm pretty sure I caught my electrician looking a couple of times.  Towards the end of the install, he said "hey man, I normally don't carry Tesla hooks around but you put off real good vibes so I can install this one for you.  Text me if you have any questions about the install."

 

 

[GoPokes83 2240]

W T F 
 

Marsha’s still hot though

[Don Johnson 4753]

 

[markstanco 12574]

21 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Somehow, and it seems impossible given the world today, I am not offended.

Perhaps another race will step up their game and be offended for you. 

[ABSR 5309]

23 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Perhaps another race will step up their game and be offended for you. 

It only takes a few to be offended, and complain loudly.

I am team Washington Honkies if it goes to a vote.

[beer 3220]

On 7/24/2023 at 9:17 AM, YGIFS said:

I'm super happy they are part of NATO now and kicking Russian ass once again.  But I see shit like this and realize how they managed to lose WWII, twice.

Meth.  They were all on meth.  Not joking. 

[YGIFS 19450]

12 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:

Marsha’s still hot though

It's Marcia, dammit!  Not Marsha.  At least that's what my restraining order says.  You'd think the judge would have written it out under her actual, legal name-Maureen McCormick.  

Back to this Finnish girls riding make believe horses being whacked out on Crystal Meth.  Go on...

[RPM 26318]

9 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Washington Honkies

New Logo

[Longhornstampede 3182]

https://www.facebook.com/reel/799003485138682?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e

[NWBuck 8552]

21 hours ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I totally got the shirt, but after several viewings i've realized that there is one issue.

Caucasians isnt a racial slur.

that shirt would go to 11 if it said Cracker's instead. 

Here's another option... 

[CustersDoctor 584]

[Upgrayedd 5810]

3 minutes ago, CustersDoctor said:

Spot on 

[markstanco 12574]

He said on Friday at media day he was working on it.

[brakeman 28359]

[deadshank 24652]

Copyright don’t play in Old Mexico

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33868]

yeah, they really captured the Buc-ee's essence there. 

[Longhornstampede 3182]

27 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, they really captured the Buc-ee's essence there. 

You're gonna get gas of one kind of another either way.... 

[brakeman 28359]

[Longboard Horn 40301]

[Marfa Low Crown 2546]

[TrashMaster G 17551]

I will never get the whole truck brand rivalry thing.  I mean, unless you work for one company or another, why do you give a shit?

[Jerry Callo 8700]

8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

I will never get the whole truck brand rivalry thing.  I mean, unless you work for one company or another, why do you give a shit?

Sounds exactly like something a Ford owner would say.

[PvilleStang 2875]

15 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Sounds exactly like something a Tundra owner would say.

FIFY

[Parliament 14255]

34 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Sounds exactly like something a Ford owner would say.

BOOOMMM

[deadshank 24652]

15 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

yeah, they really captured the Buc-ee's essence there. 

Everyone knows, Mexican beaver is sumpin else.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

I will never get the whole truck brand rivalry thing.  I mean, unless you work for one company or another, why do you give a shit?

Now do beer.

[RPM 26318]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

I will never get the whole truck brand rivalry thing.  I mean, unless you work for one company or another, why do you give a shit?

My Granddad drove Ford, my Dad drove Ford and I drive Ford. My Brother in Law drives Chevrolet. Any questions?

[nnm 36360]

My organization runs a small in-house K-12 school as part of its mission. I met with the principal today. He had several boxes of these water pistols in his office. He said they got ordered and delivered to the school and he happened to open the boxes. He immediately decided they should probably not be given out to the kids.
 

Any of you jokers have any idea why?

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Red rocket! Red rocket!

[Don Johnson 4753]

[TrashMaster G 17551]

1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

Sounds exactly like something a Ford owner would say.

Nope.  But thank you for proving my point.

[Jerry Callo 8700]

12 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Nope.  But thank you for proving my point.

I wouldn't admit to driving a ford either.

[General Specific 3256]

Everyone knows, Mexican beaver is sumpin else.

[thunderlounge 7816]

7 hours ago, RPM said:

My Granddad drove Ford, my Dad drove Ford and I drive Ford. My Brother in Law drives Chevrolet. Any questions?

 

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[tfoolry 8208]

[Parliament 14255]

[brakeman 28359]

[brakeman 28359]

9 hours ago, nnm said:

My organization runs a small in-house K-12 school as part of its mission. I met with the principal today. He had several boxes of these water pistols in his office. He said they got ordered and delivered to the school and he happened to open the boxes. He immediately decided they should probably not be given out to the kids.
 

Any of you jokers have any idea why?

Johnny, show me where he touched you.

[Brothahorn 10087]

[Bevoette 1268]

[RPM 26318]

7 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

 

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Roughly 20.1 miles per hour. Put that in your gee-whiz file in case you ever find yourself on the Bridge of Death.

[nnm 36360]

The surl lifestyle. Never stop improving. 

 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10232]

 

[Gene Parmesan 4005]

7 hours ago, nnm said:

The surl lifestyle. Never stop improving. 

 

Billy this is Chad Bradford

[Underdog 28611]

2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

 

STOP TAILGATING!! 

FUCK YOU!! 

Edited July 28, 2023 by Underdog

[crash_davis 23107]