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On 12/16/2023 at 11:14 AM, nnm said:

Hooters:  We’re going to have a contest to see who sells the most beer!  The winner of the context gets a Toyota!

(Waitress wins contest)

Psych! Here’s a Toy Yoda!

 

The toy Yoda has a current value of $63,225. The Toyota that she purchased got wrapped around a tree three and a half years later and is now in a landfill.

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On 12/17/2023 at 10:05 PM, brakeman said:

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We had a conversation about this last night.   If Amazon was smart, they would offer different packaging or tape or something depending on what you ordered so you could just stick it under the tree and you'd know what was for who.   

I fucking hate wrapping gifts.'

 

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3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

We had a conversation about this last night.   If Amazon was smart, they would offer different packaging or tape or something depending on what you ordered so you could just stick it under the tree and you'd know what was for who.   

I fucking hate wrapping gifts.'

 

Boys are Junior and Senior in HS.  All packages under tree are in the brown box they arrived in.  Some have a name written on them with a Sharpie.  Most my wife will just look at and tell us who it goes to on Christmas morning.  I'll wrap the two boxes I have for my wife, because I am not THAT stupid.

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I'd like to think that AI's inability to get hands right was intentionally baked in so we'd always have a way of telling what isn't real. But it's not and we're all screwed.

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5 hours ago, UT_OB1 said:

Kid has got 2 fingers coming out of one knuckle 

That’s because Santa and Jesus hate him and made sure he couldn’t flip off his family in return.  He will be mocked and beaten when school resumes in January.  

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