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5 hours ago, baboso said:

That young man is a go-getter with upper management written all over him.

Yeah, but I bet he doesn’t put cover sheets on his TPS reports. 

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On 1/17/2024 at 12:43 PM, Doze said:

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Jerald!  What’s happening?  Yeah um.  You see, it’s just that we’re doing the eggs over medium now instead of over easy.  So if could go ahead and do that, that’d be great. Mmkay?  Oh and also, gonna need you to go ahead and cook the bacon just a little bit crispier.  Mmkay?  And I’ll make sure you get another copy of that recipe.  Super, have a great day.  

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17 hours ago, nnm said:

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This is no joke. During the pandemic, my wife and I were going through my (still living) father-in-law’s vhs collection because she wanted to digitize old family movies. 

I learned way more about his porn preferences that day than I expected. 

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14 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

These jokes are coming in a bit flat.

 

Your bald-faced bias against quality surly / dad jokes comes across as a lame performance.

Spare us the criticism. 

 

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14 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

If the Melded Quarter thread was any indication, we're just barely getting into our groove. 

Stop trying to retread melded.

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2 hours ago, UncleSonny said:

This is no joke. During the pandemic, my wife and I were going through my (still living) father-in-law’s vhs collection because she wanted to digitize old family movies. 

I learned way more about his porn preferences that day than I expected. 

My dad used to dub videos all the time.  We had hundreds of them.  He'd find a movie he knew no one liked and then would record porn over it and just leave it on the same shelf.  Worked great for him until the next door neighbor's kid was over and my mom leant them a movie they wanted to see... 

Pretty sure it was less than 3 months before they finally got a divorce (the drinking and wife beating were higher on the list of reasons to be fair).  But I still always found the porn thing funny

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When my wife taught 2nd grade years ago, her school would allow kids to bring movies to watch if they were done with their lessons. One of her co-teachers popped a VHS in the machine and went back to her desk. It took her about 30 seconds to realize one of the kids brought mom/whoever homemade porn video.

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This is no joke. During the pandemic, my wife and I were going through my (still living) father-in-law’s vhs collection because she wanted to digitize old family movies. 
I learned way more about his porn preferences that day than I expected. 

This is well done:

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