Post a pic that makes you lol

[butthurt 1568]

[BearSchlong 8240]

Irish mom. Wooden spoon and it was always with her. She could smak yo ass so fast.
Intern came up for a few days. Told me about his grandfather. Kid had to go and take away the man's vapes due to some new medicine. Gramps grabbed his cane, said boy I am going bust you upside the head. Funny shit.

My cousin’s kids tremble at the mention of “Mr. Spoon.”

[WithoutAClue 16126]

[Longboard Horn 41351]

[Armybrat 41399]

16 hours ago, Underdog said:

Dibs on Floozie Biscuit as a band name. 

Hard rock?

[Armybrat 41399]

14 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Cousin?

My paternal grandmother was tough as nails.  She raised a family through the Great Depression in the Dust Bowl; she didn't take shit off anyone for anything.  That included grandkids.  Switches were not uncommon if you fucked up.  And yes "and it had better be a good one" always followed you on your way to cut the damned switch. 

My maternal Grandma on her 21st birthday in 1898. 
She didn’t take shit from any of the lead miners in her hometown of Flat River, Missouri before she married Grandpa in 1908. 
Don’t know if she ever had to shoot anyone with her little Sharps 4 barrel .30.

 

 

Edited February 8 by Armybrat

[Underdog 29173]

14 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Get the sand out of your vagina, Sheila. 
 

I can’t help it. 

[thunderlounge 8409]

9 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

My maternal Grandma on her 21st birthday in 1898. 
She didn’t take shit from any of the lead miners in her hometown of Flat River, Missouri before she married Grandpa in 1908. 
Don’t know if she ever had to shoot anyone with her little Sharps 4 barrel .30.

 

 

And you still have it?

Nice. Very nice. Bet it’s a fun shooter. 

[Longboard Horn 41351]

 

[Armybrat 41399]

1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:

And you still have it?

Nice. Very nice. Bet it’s a fun shooter. 

Yes, it is in my safe, but ain’t shooting any of my antiques.

 

[thunderlounge 8409]

Was that a double double? 
 

Was waiting for ol boy to give him a covert thumbs up when he turned back at the end while those bitches weren’t paying attention. 

[thunderlounge 8409]

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

Yes, it is in my safe, but ain’t shooting any of my antiques.

 

Nice assortment going on there. Love it. 

[Armybrat 41399]

1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:

Was that a double double? 
 

Was waiting for ol boy to give him a covert thumbs up when he turned back at the end while those bitches weren’t paying attention. 

Probably with cheese too.

[thunderlounge 8409]

Well of course cheese. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

23 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

My maternal Grandma on her 21st birthday in 1898. 
She didn’t take shit from any of the lead miners in her hometown of Flat River, Missouri before she married Grandpa in 1908. 
Don’t know if she ever had to shoot anyone with her little Sharps 4 barrel .30.

 

 

Said paternal grandma did threaten to shoot my second-to-youngest cousin (who was adopted, so no blood ties) one time.  He turned out to be a rapist who has spent significant time in prison for said rape/s.  She should've followed through with her threat.  

[RPM 26622]

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

spinner

[ABSR 5369]

2 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Well of course cheese. 

You know, in case some of the Vegans keep Kosher.

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

['stache 22131]

No commentary on him or his music, just dark humor.

 

['stache 22131]

[Longboard Horn 41351]

 

[BigDHornfan 6630]

No commentary on him or his music, just dark humor.
 

['stache 22131]

  

[B00M 6733]

6 hours ago, Underdog said:

Get the sand out of your vagina, Sheila. 
 

I can’t help it. 

I volunteer to help her dig it out 

[butthurt 1568]

6 hours ago, RPM said:

spinner

Bobber 

[Welshy 914]

Tried to come up with something, but I'm stumped. 

[BigDHornfan 6630]

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

 

[thunderlounge 8409]

Still chokes him out. Bravo. 

[Incredulity 11876]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/RIeTaXJ2Dk  
 

 

 

[Goredho 17652]

[WithoutAClue 16126]

[Armybrat 41399]

[Wally Fairway 5674]

oops

Edited February 9 by Wally Fairway
error

[TrashMaster G 18082]

12 hours ago, Incredulity said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/RIeTaXJ2Dk  
 

Derpy deer

[Incredulity 11876]

13 hours ago, Incredulity said:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/RIeTaXJ2Dk  
 

 

 

Besides touching myself at night anyone know why my reddit link won't embed on mobile?

[thunderlounge 8409]

25 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Besides touching myself at night anyone know why my reddit link won't embed on mobile?

You’ve answered your own question. 

[markstanco 12786]

21 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11669]

he does say "that's not funny at all" in the video so 

[MissingInAction 25556]

[WithoutAClue 16126]

[Dennis Taylor 19346]

 

 

[tfoolry 8352]

[brakeman 28749]

[Post Oak 20560]

 

 

[WithoutAClue 16126]

[brakeman 28749]

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock.

[freyguy 4368]

Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra, on the shady side of a glacier.

[Davis Lane 6005]

Higher than a cat's back.

[RPM 26622]

Sweating like a two bit whore in church.