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"Wild cows" that have tags in their ears.  Maybe they are wild but they like to accessorize.  They think you're about to drop a bag of cubes, dumbass.  The bear spray.  Holy shit.  How are we supposed to live with these morons among us?

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1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Forest cows.  Much less predictable than parking garage cows, but far less antagonistic than the common HOA cow.

It's those damn Chick-Fil-A cows you have to really keep your eye on, feral monsters...

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"Wild cows" that have tags in their ears.  Maybe they are wild but they like to accessorize.  They think you're about to drop a bag of cubes, dumbass.  The bear spray.  Holy shit.  How are we supposed to live with these morons among us?

Basically he was hiking on someone’s land. Lucky he didn’t get shot. The gene pool would probably be better off if he had.
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Basically he was hiking on someone’s land. Lucky he didn’t get shot. The gene pool would probably be better off if he had.

Not necessarily.  There are several public parks that have grazing leases.

ETA - that guy should never leave a public sidewalk again.

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Not necessarily.  There are several public parks that have grazing leases.
ETA - that guy should never leave a public sidewalk again.

That vid had me laughing. They’re fucking cows, man.
Of course, I remember when I was in elementary school in Houston and our class went to the stock show. I came home and told my mom how shocked I was that many of my classmates were genuinely terrified by the cattle (which I had walked up to and pet, talked to, etc). My mother explained “well, Brisket, not everyone has a ranch in the family. These are city kids, and probably never saw a cow before.” Which gave me some perspective, but my take was still something along the lines of “but dude…they’re just freaking cows.”
That dude needs to shred his man card.
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8 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

That is fantastic. I get the initial half second fight or flight reaction to seeing big animals unexpectedly in the forest. But holy shit, did he leave his man card in the car?

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Not necessarily.  There are several public parks that have grazing leases.
ETA - that guy should never leave a public sidewalk again.

That’s true; wasn’t really thinking about national parks.

Hilarious using bear spray on cows. Walked around the woods all the time. Never worried about the cows, but there was one old heifer that it was wise not to mess with. Helluva lot meaner than the bull; he was like a big puppy.
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On 5/10/2024 at 12:40 PM, Dennis Taylor said:

Funny..  but fake as shit

 

On 5/10/2024 at 12:43 PM, tfoolry said:

The fart was real to me.  Even though recorded by someone else.  

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On 5/11/2024 at 11:10 AM, Brisketexan said:


That vid had me laughing. They’re fucking cows, man.
Of course, I remember when I was in elementary school in Houston and our class went to the stock show. I came home and told my mom how shocked I was that many of my classmates were genuinely terrified by the cattle (which I had walked up to and pet, talked to, etc). My mother explained “well, Brisket, not everyone has a ranch in the family. These are city kids, and probably never saw a cow before.” Which gave me some perspective, but my take was still something along the lines of “but dude…they’re just freaking cows.”
That dude needs to shred his man card.

He's probably never seen a hamburger on the hoof.  Only time he's ever seen beef is on a piece of white foam wrapped in cellophane. 

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