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17 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Thought about putting this on the Holy Shit thread but I was laughing too much ...karma can be swift sometimes 

 

Yeah. That probably goes in the Holy Shit thread. You sick bastard (but, yeah, I laughed too)

 

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10 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Thought about putting this on the Holy Shit thread but I was laughing too much ...karma can be swift sometimes 

 

lmao thats some Meet Joe Black shit.  ran him over for the cherry on top

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I think observing whether people return their shopping carts is an easy and reliable heuristic for their compatibility with a civil society and a legitimate grounds for various forms of legal discrimination, including voting disenfranchisement.

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What the fuck is 'Lesbian Feta', is that like when a female Aggie member of the Corps of Cadets goes down on a Ewe while studying abroad in Athens?  

Also, pos rep to RPM for the Spiegel catalog.  This was later in their run, but gives you a sense of what great joy it brought to junior high boys in the tri-state area:

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7 hours ago, Hate said:

The JC Penny catalog would let a little nipple slip every once in a while, but the Sears catalog was the gold standard of the day.

I was in HS when the first Victoria Secret catalog came out. Thought I'd died and gone to heaven

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9 hours ago, Hate said:

The JC Penny catalog would let a little nipple slip every once in a while, but the Sears catalog was the gold standard of the day.

Sir, I believe you are going to need to show your proof. 

1 hour ago, Marfa Low Crown said:


Don't forget about those National Geographic tribal titties 

Id like to. 

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9 hours ago, RPM said:

Spiegel catalog, Chicago, Illinois 60609

Man, that was only about 10+ miles from where I spent most of my childhood.  We probably found the same smut mags in the forest preserve at some point. 

2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

I was in HS when the first Victoria Secret catalog came out. Thought I'd died and gone to heaven

Yeah, I don't know or why they started arriving at my house...but one day they just did.  My mom would just toss 'em in the trash with the other junkmail and I'd go fish it out in the middle of the night.  And then Matt R. found his older brother's Adam & Eve porno catalogs.  So we called into the number and signed up to receive them.  I don't know how I managed to intercept them since I was usually the last one home each day.  Maybe everybody else in the house just threw 'em out or didn't say anything.  I'm sure my brilliant 15yo brain came up with some kinda alias.  It was basically just still shots of sex toys and porno shoots.  To Racquel Darrian....you 'da real MVP!

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i stayed at a Four Points in Houston once and found a 16 year old porno mag right under the tv dresser thing. So either that hotel hadn't been renovated or cleaned in a decade, or some recent guest was a connoisseur of vintage tittays

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5 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

i stayed at a Four Points in Houston once and found a 16 year old porno mag right under the tv dresser thing. So either that hotel hadn't been renovated or cleaned in a decade, or some recent guest was a connoisseur of vintage tittays

16 years of spunk on that mag.  Probably the same amount on the TV remote.  Don't touch either one without a hazmat suit.

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3 minutes ago, nnm said:

16 years of spunk on that mag.  Probably the same amount on the TV remote.  Don't touch either one without a hazmat suit.

First thing I do when I go into a hotel room is get out two chlorox wipes from my travel pack.  One for the remote/telephone/desk/doorknobs/closet handles.  And then one for the bathroom fixtures.  People think I'm a crazy germaphobe, but it takes maybe 90 seconds.  There are literally 1000 hotel rooms around this country, and another 100 abroad that I have jerked off in and then touched something like the bathroom door, washcloth, faucet, tissue box, remote, etc.  And I'm a sickie, but there are millions of travelers filthier than me.  So next time you're at the Dallas Crescent watching your wife rinse off her makeup with a washcloth, know there's a little bit of my boys on her face.  ;)  

I subscribe to the notion that you need some exposure to germs to build up a healthy immune system.  But sadly for the tough Alpha Males out there, that line of medical thinking doesn't apply to amount of semen generously strewn about this nation's business hotels.  Do yourself a solid, pack some sanitary wipes.  UNTIL NEXT TIME....................

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12 hours ago, Hate said:

The JC Penny catalog would let a little nipple slip every once in a while, but the Sears catalog was the gold standard of the day.

12 year old higgy:


“Mom, I have no idea where your catalogs are. “

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10 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

12 year old higgy:


“Mom, I have no idea where your catalogs are. “

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Dem titties be rouge.  

-Did you say "rouge"

I meant rude.  But her face be all rouge.  What were we talking about again.  

 

(I like how no effort was made to hide those perfect nipples, somebody slipped one by the editor, I mean nipped.  Wait, no...I meant slipped)

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