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26 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Fuck Ian Miles Cheong in the goatass. 

Block that cunt if you're going to keep using Twitter, @tfoolry

It's pretty funny tho if you've seen a bunch of those videos they're lampooning.

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On 7/8/2024 at 11:25 AM, Chad Fuck said:

I had a cousin who inherited a beautiful one of these from my uncle.  Of course, cousin had it about five minutes before he wrapped it around a tree.  Not sure how he and his “partner” survived.  Dumb luck I'd imagine.

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We were at a New Years Eve party and they were passing out the poppers that you toss on the ground to explode.  One dad specifically instructed his son before handing them over - "do not put these in your mouth!"  I never would had thought to tell that to one of my daughters.  This kid has either done it before or dad knew it was well within the realm of possibility.

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1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

We were at a New Years Eve party and they were passing out the poppers that you toss on the ground to explode.  One dad specifically instructed his son before handing them over - "do not put these in your mouth!"  I never would had thought to tell that to one of my daughters.  This kid has either done it before or dad knew it was well within the realm of possibility.

When I'd wait in line somewhere since I was a little kid...to pass the time, I'd stare at various warning signs and just wonder what the backstory was behind why that sign had to be put up in the first place?  I mean, not just the ubiquitous ones, but like the obscure ones you sometimes see in public.  Then I went to law school and took 1L Torts and answered most of my own questions about how crazy some people behave.  But I was still fascinated by some signs.  

Then I had kids and met their friends, and now all of my questions have been answered.  Our species is still fucking insane.  Last Winter, I watched my neighbor tell his kids and their friends, that NO---you cannot readjust the zipline to go over the firepit.  Yesterday, my daughter put a handful of tootsie rolls in her mouth and started her tap dancing routine before class.  After about 20 seconds, she couldn't breathe and spit 'em out.  So now there's gotta be a warning label on zip line kits "Do not assemble over fire pits or power lines" and the dance studio will have to put up a sign "No eating while performing routines."  

 

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29 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Eels on a plane doesn't have the same ring to it.

Do you even Spirit Airline, bro?  

"We can't get you snakes at this price.  Best we can do are some sick eels."  

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7 hours ago, ulukinatme said:

 

Weird. First thing the cop said was for the dude to “come back here with me for a second.” Odd request for somebody that doesn’t have a warrant. But also, what a complete lack of awareness. No way you catch the guy after that kind of head start. But good thing dude didn’t have a gun or the cop would’ve been doneski.

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5 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

My kid is in Mallorca with friends and was posting food porn. I’m pretty sure she is trolling me.

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4 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Milk for lunch is a choice

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13 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

My kid is in Mallorca with friends and was posting food porn. I’m pretty sure she is trolling me.

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Must be a NATO airport restaurant because those are some big hangers.

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