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19 hours ago, nnm said:

Since we don’t have a “wtf” thread …

 

Reminds me of a joke my Old Man used to tell about a farmer that bought a high dollar filly to breed with a neighbors high dollar stud. The old farmer had a horny old donkey. The farmer decided he would tie a sheet over the filly to ward off the donkey. The next day he went out to the barn to check on her, and her stall gate was kicked in, and she was gone. So he started knocking on all of his neighbors doors asking if they had seen a horse running around with a sheet tied over it. After several conversations, one other old farmer told him, "I haven't seen a horse with a sheet tied over it, but I saw a really nice looking young filly run by with a cloth napkin hanging out of her twat."

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2 hours ago, ajax said:

"emu-tional damage" <- from the comments

Somebody corral that fucking ostrich.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen was the petting zoo at the HLSR one year.  These poor kids had cones full of food and were getting attacked.  They were trying to climb their mothers, but the mothers were being mobbed too.  Kids were terrified and screaming.  I laughed my ass off.

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59 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Seriously, why do people in the back jump up first to move up 5 feet?

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if I’m in an aisle seat and I feel some slapdick behind me getting ready to make a dash as soon as the plane stops I make sure to pop up quickly and lazily stretch to block the aisle. 

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7 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Somebody corral that fucking ostrich.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen was the petting zoo at the HLSR one year.  These poor kids had cones full of food and were getting attacked.  They were trying to climb their mothers, but the mothers were being mobbed too.  Kids were terrified and screaming.  I laughed my ass off.

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Ostrich, emu, all the same.

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