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On 1/6/2025 at 10:31 AM, Wally Fairway said:

This should be cross-posted in the worst strip club story thread

 

Worst or Whorest?

 

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Posted
19 hours ago, nnm said:

Since we don’t have a “wtf” thread …

 

Reminds me of a joke my Old Man used to tell about a farmer that bought a high dollar filly to breed with a neighbors high dollar stud. The old farmer had a horny old donkey. The farmer decided he would tie a sheet over the filly to ward off the donkey. The next day he went out to the barn to check on her, and her stall gate was kicked in, and she was gone. So he started knocking on all of his neighbors doors asking if they had seen a horse running around with a sheet tied over it. After several conversations, one other old farmer told him, "I haven't seen a horse with a sheet tied over it, but I saw a really nice looking young filly run by with a cloth napkin hanging out of her twat."

CHIEF

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Posted
2 hours ago, ajax said:

"emu-tional damage" <- from the comments

Somebody corral that fucking ostrich.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen was the petting zoo at the HLSR one year.  These poor kids had cones full of food and were getting attacked.  They were trying to climb their mothers, but the mothers were being mobbed too.  Kids were terrified and screaming.  I laughed my ass off.

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59 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Seriously, why do people in the back jump up first to move up 5 feet?

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if I’m in an aisle seat and I feel some slapdick behind me getting ready to make a dash as soon as the plane stops I make sure to pop up quickly and lazily stretch to block the aisle. 

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7 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Somebody corral that fucking ostrich.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen was the petting zoo at the HLSR one year.  These poor kids had cones full of food and were getting attacked.  They were trying to climb their mothers, but the mothers were being mobbed too.  Kids were terrified and screaming.  I laughed my ass off.

Page @Goredho

Ostrich, emu, all the same.

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Posted
14 hours ago, futureman said:

is nacogdoches a pretty town?  I always assumed it was east texas backwoods hell but then again I’ve never been there. 

My experience was mostly around the SFA campus (college sweetheart) but, yes beautiful area.

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On 1/7/2025 at 3:31 PM, Dutchrudder said:

Seriously, why do people in the back jump up first to move up 5 feet?

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I don’t feel like I really ever see this and I fly pretty often.  I don’t like to brag but I’m “A-list” on Southwest Airlines.

What does annoy me is generally how long it takes people to get their luggage out of the overhead bin and get their ass down the aisle.  If you are near the back of the plane and by the time you pull your bag out the entire fucking aisle in front of you is completely empty, you are taking too long.  I don’t know what the solution is but it’s annoying. 

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7 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Such a great movie and Robert Duvall is an American treasure.

Michael O’Keefe was also spectacular in that film.

I've used "C'mon, squirt a few!" many times with great success.

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2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

I don’t feel like I really ever see this and I fly pretty often.  I don’t like to brag but I’m “A-list” on Southwest Airlines.

What does annoy me is generally how long it takes people to get their luggage out of the overhead bin and get their ass down the aisle.  If you are near the back of the plane and by the time you pull your bag out the entire fucking aisle in front of you is completely empty, you are taking too long.  I don’t know what the solution is but it’s annoying. 

I'm generally sitting on the aisle and I am one of those who gets up right away. Why? Two reasons. 1 - I want to stretch after being couped up in the tight-ass airline seat for the last few hours. Standing feels good. 2 - I'm going to put myself in the way of any jackass who wants to try to beat the system and rush up the aisle.

I'm not trying to jump ahead myself and I make damn sure I'm ready to move when the time comes, so I'm certainly not slowing anyone down. So, given all that, why should anyone give a shit that I stand up?

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4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

I'm generally sitting on the aisle and I am one of those who gets up right away. Why? Two reasons. 1 - I want to stretch after being couped up in the tight-ass airline seat for the last few hours. Standing feels good. 2 - I'm going to put myself in the way of any jackass who wants to try to beat the system and rush up the aisle.

I'm not trying to jump ahead myself and I make damn sure I'm ready to move when the time comes, so I'm certainly not slowing anyone down. So, given all that, why should anyone give a shit that I stand up?

This right here. Eat a bag if it bothers you that I stand up. 

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