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4 hours ago, Tex Long said:

 

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Bullshit. 

FedEx: Your package is in the shipment process (someone printed a label) 

(four days later) Your package is in route! 

(moves from Atlanta to Los Angeles in two days). 

(three days later) Your package is out for delivery! 

(next day) Your package has been delivered... to a regional USPS facility for final delivery. 

(later that month) "WTF did I order??" 

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Posted
5 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Bullshit. 

FedEx: Your package is in the shipment process (someone printed a label) 

(four days later) Your package is in route! 

(moves from Atlanta to Los Angeles in two days). 

(three days later) Your package is out for delivery! 

(next day) Your package has been delivered... to a regional USPS facility for final delivery. 

(later that month) "WTF did I order??" 

You get a text at 5:17 pm on the day of delivery: “Your package has been delivered.

Next morning: package is delivered.

^^^I live in the hinterland.  Ymmv

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Posted
11 hours ago, Tex Long said:

I'm not that hairless, but I'm also 6'5" and regularly get zapped from ceiling fan pull chains, a whole lot more often that I like...

 

Do you live in a 1960's cottage?  Did they forget to ground the fan?!?

Posted
4 hours ago, markstanco said:

Barrel in the middle of the street, probably the best they could do.  Bicyclists of course have their own set of rules.

 

Everyone loves a good story with a happy ending!

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