Post a pic that makes you lol

[ernest_t_bass 1196]

[SurlyBDR 23280]

 

[Bert Orange 1183]

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[crash_davis 23470]

 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

[SurlyBDR 23280]

[Armybrat 41524]

GM engineers

[maninblack 7975]

[miguelito 11537]

reminds me of

 

[crash_davis 23470]

some of you have old people sense of humor.

[Armybrat 41524]

Well, if you drove a car made in the 1950s or 60s, you’d need a sense of humor.

[AM Wood 335]

8 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

some of you have old people sense of humor.

stickin' in your craw?

[Armybrat 41524]

2 minutes ago, AM Wood said:

stickin' in your craw?

I was in 4 major car wrecks befor C_D was born.

[Chad Fuck 18180]

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

I was in 4 major car wrecks befor C_D was born.

So would you say you were crashing before Crash Davis was cool?

[Armybrat 41524]

Insurance company didn’t think it was cool.

[crash_davis 23470]

17 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

So would you say you were crashing before Crash Davis was cool?

Crash Davis was never cool.  

[Parliament 14644]

[Armybrat 41524]

Wonder if that would work while trying to wade through the crowd on San Jacinto after a home game?

[TrashMaster G 18194]

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

1 - That's awesome!

2 - If that is not a Christian school, cue the protest/griping/etc.

[Cheeseweasel 26443]

Moses was a Christian?

[Incredulity 11895]

7 hours ago, maninblack said:

 

Its hard to focus on anything else.  Lord have mercy.

[Felix 645]

Linda Carter in her prime was the perfect woman.  Hell, she looks damned good now!

[UTCzech III 2967]

17 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 

Its hard to focus on anything else.  Lord have mercy.

Had that poster strategically placed on the wall facing my bed, right between Charlene Tilton,

 

and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders...

[Homesickhorn 2221]

21 minutes ago, Felix said:

Linda Carter in her prime was the perfect woman.  Hell, she looks damned good now!

So back in the early 80's, my dad and a group of friends that he owned a ranch with were at some black tie event at the Houston Livestock Show/Rodeo.  My dad's friend, who I've known all my life, after probably ten neat Jamesons, had just bought a breeding bull for the ranch.  Well, given that this was a black tie event, there were a ton of celebrities making the rounds, one of which was Linda Carter.  When she approached their table to congratulate them on their purchase, my father's friend looked at her and said, "Wonder Woman, would you come sit on my lap and tell Santa Claus what you want for Christmas"?

Linda Carter, trying to keep her sense of humor said, "I'm not sure your wife would approve".

Dad's friend said, "Trust me, she's out there on the floor trying to fuck an astronaut, and if I provide her with a picture of your tits in my face, it'll hopefully lessen the blow of when I tell her that I just spent a shitload of her inheritance on a bull that's supposed to fuck cows on a ranch I'm not supposed to own".

She said absolutely not, and as she walked away, he yelled, "Where's Marvin fucking Zindler?  I know that sumbitch'll take a picture with me!!!"

My dad initially told me the story, and given the fact that he was sitting right next to his friend at the time, I figured it was gospel.  When I finally convinced his friend to tell it a few years ago, their stories matched up verbatim./csb.

 

Edited March 6, 2019 by Homesickhorn

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[TrashMaster G 18194]

41 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

What do I get if I ride him for 8 seconds?

[jimmyjazz 47401]

13 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

What do I get if I ride him for 8 seconds?

The Sherriff?  Maybe a sammich . . .

[Zavala 1384]

SIAP

 

[Chad Fuck 18180]

1 hour ago, Felix said:

Linda Carter in her prime was the perfect woman.  Hell, she looks damned good now!

This.  

Somewhere my mom has a photograph my brother took of the TV with her 110 Kodak.  What was on you may ask, that we needed to take a photograph?  

Wonder Woman.

[Underdog 29262]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

What do I get if I ride him for 8 seconds?

A nut?

[crash_davis 23470]

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

What do I get if I ride him for 8 seconds?

try it.  tim mcgraw only lasted 2.7 seconds.

[CooterBrown 18294]

[SurlyBDR 23280]

 

https://www.facebook.com/468285376597666/posts/2215137115245808/

 

[Helobious 9843]

6 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

1 - That's awesome!

2 - If that is not a Christian school, cue the protest/griping/etc.

That's a very old and unoriginal crowd/student section celebration. This particular variation is actually pretty lame, I've seen way better ones. 

[Pato del Muerto 53642]

*Lynda

[crash_davis 23470]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

*Lynda

Well yeah, I want to fuck her too.

[pyrohornIII 4853]

Wonder Woman was not my Angel

 

 

[mulletpelini 5230]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

*Lynda

*changed from Linda

[GotThatFire 166]

12 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

But did they win?

[Homesickhorn 2221]

That's a very old and unoriginal crowd/student section celebration. This particular variation is actually pretty lame, I've seen way better ones. 

[Lhorn 5109]

On 2/24/2019 at 1:42 PM, BigDHornfan said:

Brain fart.... Who's the guy at the bottom?

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

9 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Had that poster strategically placed on the wall facing my bed, right between Charlene Tilton,

 

and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders...

Two of those things are not like the third. 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

43 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Brain fart.... Who's the guy at the bottom?

The most clueless father in history and closeted gay Mormon, Bob Broberg.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3444312/

Edited March 7, 2019 by ImissWallyPryor

[BearSchlong 8265]

Wonder Woman was not my Angel

 
 

My grandfather had this hanging in his garage. It was the aiming point for parking his big ol Coupe De Ville.

[Underdog 29262]

8 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Wonder Woman was not my Angel

 

 

Jacklyn >>>. Farrah. 

[pyrohornIII 4853]

9 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Jacklyn >>>. Farrah. 

Nope.  not in my book.  Actually Kate was more my wheelhouse.  But that poster was on the wall of my Jester dorm room.  And her  being a UT girl and from Corpus, I had my loyalties.  But to each his own.

[baboso 6109]

16 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Jacklyn >>>. Farrah. 

Negative, Ghost Rider.  Farrah had those great pokey nips.

[PilotsError 2343]

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

55 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Jacklyn >>>. Farrah. 

Cheryl >>> Jacklyn or Farrah

[Chad Fuck 18180]

21 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Cheryl >>> Jacklyn or Farrah

You're all wrong.

Kate>>>>>>>the others.