which one of you returned some shorts that you bought online?

[Gil Bang 26229]

 

Suzanne Baum claims a pair of shorts ordered online not only came apparently used, but with a giant skid mark on them as well ... and now she's demanding answers from the seller.

Baum, a news personality and lifestyle editor, says her 21-year-old ordered a pair of shorts from online fashion hub ASOS ... but when opening the plastic wrap around the clothing, there was a foul odor of crap.

Suzanne says to her horror, and in a pic she posted, there wan't just a smell of poop -- but an apparent stain as well -- she says the whole thing left her fam, "utterly gobsmacked/retching/in shock!"

 

What's more, Baum says she tried for days to get in touch with someone over at the company, but has only gotten automated messages.

She felt the best way to get the company's attention was through posting on Instagram ... and the pic is now going viral.

ASOS has not yet publicly commented on the alleged stain.

 

[Davis Lane 6002]

[Hate 20241]

Check the Shart Thread for suspects.

[HornOnTheBayou 9062]

Maybe the original customer slipped and fell into mud ... ruining the very pants he was about to return.

[RPM 26614]

Username checks out. ASOS - Already Shit On Stains

[Sam Lin 3597]

Sorryforpartying.gif

[Scheiss Meister 8466]

That is pretty high up the back for an accidental skid mark.  Had to be an intentional wipe of the ass.

[Wiler77 1628]

This is too easy

[Dennis Taylor 19343]

Better not check the crotch area Miss "News Personality"

[Marfa Low Crown 2559]

As a shart thread veteran I have some issues with this photo. The ballistics of your run of the mill pants-staining shart have you dropping the payload much lower in your britches. That stain is practically at the waist line. My guess is it's some kind of manufacturer defect, or, the guy wiped his ass with the pants...or maybe he sharted on a roller coaster. Now that is another distinct possibility. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3903]

Perhaps the sharter was ........inverted. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19580]

[YGIFS 19458]

1 hour ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Perhaps the sharter was ........inverted. 

"Wow mister, you're a real life Naval Aviator?  Did they give you a cool call sign like Viper or Slider?" 

"No, they assigned me Sharter." 

"Why, Sharter?"

"Because the Navy doesn't forget son"

Edited September 5, 2022 by YGIFS

[Fat Bastard 669]

This is obvious. Guy was free-balling. Had to take a shit. Got 90% clean by TP but swamp ass accounted for the remaining 10% sliding onto shorts with smearage. 

[Steel Shank 9552]

Maybe it was the rare but well-documented "lighter than air" shart.

[General Specific 3507]

The previous owner was a plumber.

[Blotto 24010]

On 9/3/2022 at 4:08 PM, Scheiss Meister said:

That is pretty high up the back for an accidental skid mark.  Had to be an intentional wipe of the ass.

Whose gonna argue with this guy

[gyroprotagonist 2597]

On 9/3/2022 at 4:08 PM, Scheiss Meister said:

That is pretty high up the back for an accidental skid mark.  Had to be an intentional wipe of the ass.