which one of you returned some shorts that you bought online?

[Gil Bang 25907]

 

Suzanne Baum claims a pair of shorts ordered online not only came apparently used, but with a giant skid mark on them as well ... and now she's demanding answers from the seller.

Baum, a news personality and lifestyle editor, says her 21-year-old ordered a pair of shorts from online fashion hub ASOS ... but when opening the plastic wrap around the clothing, there was a foul odor of crap.

Suzanne says to her horror, and in a pic she posted, there wan't just a smell of poop -- but an apparent stain as well -- she says the whole thing left her fam, "utterly gobsmacked/retching/in shock!"

 

What's more, Baum says she tried for days to get in touch with someone over at the company, but has only gotten automated messages.

She felt the best way to get the company's attention was through posting on Instagram ... and the pic is now going viral.

ASOS has not yet publicly commented on the alleged stain.

 

[Davis Lane 5577]

[Hate 20106]

Check the Shart Thread for suspects.

[HornOnTheBayou 8904]

Maybe the original customer slipped and fell into mud ... ruining the very pants he was about to return.

[RPM 26315]

Username checks out. ASOS - Already Shit On Stains

[Sam Lin 3550]

Sorryforpartying.gif

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

That is pretty high up the back for an accidental skid mark.  Had to be an intentional wipe of the ass.

[Wiler77 1566]

This is too easy

[Dennis Taylor 18807]

Better not check the crotch area Miss "News Personality"

[Marfa Low Crown 2546]

As a shart thread veteran I have some issues with this photo. The ballistics of your run of the mill pants-staining shart have you dropping the payload much lower in your britches. That stain is practically at the waist line. My guess is it's some kind of manufacturer defect, or, the guy wiped his ass with the pants...or maybe he sharted on a roller coaster. Now that is another distinct possibility. 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

Perhaps the sharter was ........inverted. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19412]

[YGIFS 19449]

1 hour ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Perhaps the sharter was ........inverted. 

"Wow mister, you're a real life Naval Aviator?  Did they give you a cool call sign like Viper or Slider?" 

"No, they assigned me Sharter." 

"Why, Sharter?"

"Because the Navy doesn't forget son"

Edited September 5, 2022 by YGIFS

[Fat Bastard 600]

This is obvious. Guy was free-balling. Had to take a shit. Got 90% clean by TP but swamp ass accounted for the remaining 10% sliding onto shorts with smearage. 

[Steel Shank 9421]

Maybe it was the rare but well-documented "lighter than air" shart.

[General Specific 3251]

The previous owner was a plumber.

[Blotto 23485]

On 9/3/2022 at 4:08 PM, Scheiss Meister said:

That is pretty high up the back for an accidental skid mark.  Had to be an intentional wipe of the ass.

Whose gonna argue with this guy

[gyroprotagonist 2592]

On 9/3/2022 at 4:08 PM, Scheiss Meister said:

That is pretty high up the back for an accidental skid mark.  Had to be an intentional wipe of the ass.