#Texit

[Beau Vine 54004]

 

[RabidM 2664]

ROFL, what a fever dream.  Like the GOP is going to give up all those electoral votes and house seats.  All the people are going to give up their social security, unemployment, school funding, road funding etc... This is like cosplay for morons. 

[hobbes2702 12847]

Do it. Then I’ll move to some other state and the pubs will never win the presidency again.

[BrickHorn 18194]

Just now, RabidM said:

ROFL, what a fever dream.  Like the GOP is going to give up all those electoral votes and house seats.  All the people are going to give up their social security, unemployment, school funding, road funding etc... This is like cosplay for morons. 

Exactly. It’s not like conservatives would ever do anything stupid.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

3 minutes ago, RabidM said:

ROFL, what a fever dream.  Like the GOP is going to give up all those electoral votes and house seats.  All the people are going to give up their social security, unemployment, school funding, road funding etc... This is like cosplay for morons. 

We are slowly but surely giving up school and road funding.  That border wall and associated TXNG presence ain’t free.

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11668]

bring back sam houston.  he was smart enough to know all this was bullshit.

 

i often think that about various groups of tiny countries.  if they could figure out how to join up, they'd benefit every time.   stupid ass balkanization does nothing but weaken everyone.

[SmokeyTheBear 5562]

Please do it. Will finally be what would convince my wife to move from this crazy state. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

Do it.  Double dog dare. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

That Twitter account links back to its own site. And has almost no traffic. 

[RDCanecutter 26284]

48 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Guarantee you that dude is terrified to spend an afternoon in Ciudad Acuña. 

Edited September 3, 2022 by RDCanecutter
pinche alfabeto weyyyyyy

[Doc Sam Beckett 5784]

The only thing better than a Calixit is a Texit! 

[RDCanecutter 26284]

46 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

bring back sam houston.  he was smart enough to know all this was bullshit unless you're seceding from Mexico.

yknow.

[Francisco 2.0 32342]

Yeah, I'm assuming these yahoos think that the military is just going to stick around with all of their assets in the San Antonio area.  And NASA will gladly stick around in a foreign country to run their manned space flights.  And so forth.

Wonder how many of these slapdicks would still want a Texit if they were told that they would lose their SSN and Medicare, stat.

 

 

 

 

[jimmyjazz 45560]

This is the first time in history the Republican Party of Texas has ever released an asinine platform.

Wait, no it's not.  They do it every time.

[atomheartbevo 89450]

1 hour ago, RabidM said:

ROFL, what a fever dream.  Like the GOP is going to give up all those electoral votes and house seats.  All the people are going to give up their social security, unemployment, school funding, road funding etc... This is like cosplay for morons. 

8 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Yeah, I'm assuming these yahoos think that the military is just going to stick around with all of their assets in the San Antonio area.  And NASA will gladly stick around in a foreign country to run their manned space flights.  And so forth.

Wonder how many of these slapdicks would still want a Texit if they were told that they would lose their SSN and Medicare, stat.

Wonder if they’d stick around knowing that Texas is a minority-majority state, Hispanics are going to, or have already, passed up whites in numbers, and that Catholics outnumber everybody else by a good amount.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

19 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Wonder how many of these slapdicks would still want a Texit if they were told that they would lose their SSN and Medicare, stat.

They’d expect the country of Texas to fund those things for them. With money that comes from anywhere other than their pockets.

[Bullneck 18987]

TNM Member Embroidered Champion Bomber Jacket

Call me crazy but using the word "bomber" and being some kind of separatist seems like a bad choice of words.

Edited September 3, 2022 by Bullneck

[Bullneck 18987]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

90% support at the Texas Nationalist Movement convention.  Someone is holding out. 

[Blotto 23434]

3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Yeah, I'm assuming these yahoos think that the military is just going to stick around with all of their assets in the San Antonio area.  And NASA will gladly stick around in a foreign country to run their manned space flights.  And so forth.

Wonder how many of these slapdicks would still want a Texit if they were told that they would lose their SSN and Medicare, stat.

No see, all that shit belongs to Texas. And those fucking morons like Johnny Sack, Fatty, Incredulity et al are gonna strap on their ARs and defend it with their lives

 

[mchookem 16225]

strap on their MURDER DILDOS you mean

[TexArcher 37520]

This is like when I threatened to run away from home when I was 8.

[Radical Larry 28529]

[henrygandorf 29179]

more trump voters in ca than tx, but yes, please, do this. 

[ChiTownDoc 21102]

Checks notes *means also losing texum aggy*
 

Where do I contribute to this wonderful cause?

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

[Xminus6 790]

Even if they were able to secede without having to fight the US, how long would it take for the Mexican cartels to take over the whole state/nation do you figure? Tac vests over beer bellies will seem less cool when people are chopping off your neighbors’ heads. 

[South Austin 52147]

I really loved this state until about eight years ago.

[Post Oak 20187]

I love Texas it's a great state. But it's problem is that it's filled with Texans.

[South Austin 52147]

5 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I love Texas it's a great state. But it's problem is that it's filled with Texans.

I take no offense. Technically, I’m a Virginian, I guess.

[Celery Man 20886]

Ur mom sure isn’t 

[South Austin 52147]

True. She was born in Minnesota.

[SKJ 1305]

7 hours ago, Blotto said:

No see, all that shit belongs to Texas. And those fucking morons like Johnny Sack, Fatty, Incredulity et al are gonna strap on their ARs and defend it with their lives

 

Really missed the chance to name it "meal team ate"

[Thatguy 8505]

28 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Ur mom sure isn’t 

  I am sorry. This was too good to let slide!! Especially who it was directed at.

[gmr548 16517]

Be my fucking guest.

[Beantown Express 2.0 6555]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I take no offense. Technically, I’m a Virginian, I guess.

Technically I’m from FL so between that and Texas…..ughh

I would definitely be all for Texit just to watch the SEC kick A&M out because they are in a foreign country.  

[fattyflattie 4636]

9 hours ago, mchookem said:

strap on their MURDER DILDOS you mean

Love it.  The Italian ones doing work this weekend.  

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11668]

Y’all are lucky Lincoln was in a forgiving mood.  He could have had the lot of you up against a wall. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23358]

 

[Biff Tannen 45499]

17 hours ago, Post Oak said:

I love Texas it's a great state. But it's problem is that it's filled with Texans.

I was born in Lubbock and raised in Austin.  I cannot refute the above statement.  God dammit.

[DigglerontheHoof 21065]

On 9/3/2022 at 11:03 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

[tx 3 putt 76403]

Knights Templar did a lot of murdering and raping ?

[kevwun 15653]

It was ok because it was in the name of God.  Then the King of France got jealous of how wealthy the order was so he wiped them out and took all of their shit.

Edited December 6, 2022 by kevwun

[RomaVicta 29794]

I've never seen this. It's brilliant and applies to more than the Crusades.

[Pescado_Rojo 19331]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Knights Templar did a lot of murdering and raping ?

Ah yes, the ole number 6. 

[YGIFS 19449]

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I've never seen this. It's brilliant and applies to more than the Crusades.

The weird thing is they were going door to door on road bikes.  

[RomaVicta 29794]

And as for Texit: As an American, I'd be happy to see Texas go. As a Texan, I would leave to remain an American (at least for a small time).

[RDCanecutter 26284]

21 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

And as for Texit: As an American, I'd be happy to see Texas go. As a Texan, I would leave to remain an American (at least for a small time).

Austin would be affordable again.

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

I wonder where they’d vote to relocate the capital. 

[RomaVicta 29794]

19 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I wonder where they’d vote to relocate the capital. 

Vidor

[DDD Dad 14252]

20 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Vidor

Oof.

I was thinking College Station.