Game Thread ULM Warhawks @ Longhorns 7PM on LHN - The Mullet Hath Arriveth

[Biff Tannen 46061]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@BERT what’s your thoughts on you’re kicking performance tonight 

[TexArcher 38816]

2 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:

Are you saying Jesus Christ can’t hit the deep ball?????

 

Ah, for Christ's sake, Harris...

[Sal 1101]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Shit I watched the UTSA/UH game and now I'm very concerned about our UTSA game the week after Bama

UTSA DL is going to eat

[DaysOff 8157]

UTSA DL is going to eat

aggy

[TexArcher 38816]

1 minute ago, Sal said:

UTSA DL is going to eat

Shit.

We're gonna make 'em eat shit.

[BERT 4488]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

@BERT what’s your thoughts on your kicking performance tonight 

Well you see, Ernie got hurt last night in bed so I have a different holder. So I should be 2 for 2. So I think I’m doing damn good so far if I do say so my damn self. 

[Bigbend1812 13021]

 

[Deej 77671]

6 minutes ago, hornian said:

Wtf are Cobb webs? 

Ty Cobb shooting ropes. 

[perfectchaos007 6766]

2 minutes ago, Sal said:

UTSA DL is going to eat

Maybe Army's triple option will wear out their D

[Hank_Hill 19764]

3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Bryce Young 18/28 195 yards 5 TDs 100 yards rushing in one half

Sounds about right?

[SHOOTER12 8883]

We're winning...BUT DAMMIT BOYS, I EXPECT BETTER THAN THIS!

/End rant

[BERT 4488]

I see I can count on the same pussy ass people to say the same pussy ass shit. 

[TXRed 3585]

We knew there would be growing pains with this team. Little too early to panic, isn’t it? 

[touchthemonolith 654]

Let's dunk on these clowns man I wanna see Jonathan Brooks and Card getting REPS in the 4th 

[stork642 4511]

32 minutes ago, misterloki said:

Ewers is no bueno.

Fuck off Aggie.  I know y’all had that huge win over Sam Houston but let’s not let it go to your head.  

[hookemATL 12228]

Just now, TXRed said:

We knew there would be growing pains with this team. Little too early to panic, isn’t it? 

Do you even surly?  A little self awareness, please. 

[Sal 1101]

1 minute ago, TXRed said:

We knew there would be growing pains with this team. Little too early to panic, isn’t it? 

If you want sunshine, go listen to Justin Wells

[BERT 4488]

1 minute ago, TXRed said:

We knew there would be growing pains with this team. Little too early to panic, isn’t it? 

Hell people are still saying “We’re gonna get dismantled next week” like we all didn’t already know that. These will be the same people to bitch in the game thread like they think this is 2005 Texas playing Bama. Unreal

[DaysOff 8157]

Fuck off Aggie.  I know y’all had that huge win over Sam Houston but let’s not let it go to your head.  

You'd think immamac could sniff out aggy

[hornian 5281]

3 minutes ago, BERT said:

I see I can count on the same pussy ass people to say the same pussy ass shit. 

Pussy is as pussy does 

[Sgt Hulk 14330]

no panic here, we look faster, we also look like we are full of freshman.  we are were i expected us to be.  we will get boatr raced by 40 next week, but as long as we show progressing game to game instead of regression like last year im good  we basically have a bunch of 19 year olds playing

[USNALonghorn 5155]

1 minute ago, touchthemonolith said:

Let's dunk on these clowns man I wanna see Jonathan Brooks and Card getting REPS in the 4th 

Ewers can use all of the reps tonight.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13386]

8 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Bryce Young 18/28 195 yards 5 TDs 100 yards rushing in one half

And? I don’t think we can get him to transfer.

[Hank_Hill 19764]

38 ULM rushing yards. So that’s nice.

[Valmy77 13567]

Ok let's take the opening kick-off and make it 31-3

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

And? I don’t think we can get him to transfer.

dude is making DR Pepper NIL money.  we cant compete with that

[ClubWhatever 12277]

People are just tired of sucking.  That doesn’t make them pussies.   

[TXRed 3585]

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

38 ULM rushing yards. So that’s nice.

The way some of these pussies act, you’d think it was 380. 

[USNALonghorn 5155]

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

38 ULM rushing yards. So that’s nice.

Our front 7 is definitely improved. Jamison is a huge liability on the back end though.

Edited September 4, 2022 by USNALonghorn

[Rickylovesweed 15307]

Ewers can use all the reps tonight but it also looks like Sark is trying to keep Bijan and Roschon fresh. 

Bijan averaged 7 yards a carry in the 1st half. Sark could have easily fed him the ball a lot more and this would be much uglier. 

[Sgt Hulk 14330]

they gonna fuck around and find out on thoise short kicks

[CastHorn 893]

I see Sarks vision, but unless Quinn improves dramatically he’s In for a traumatizing experience next week. 

[Valmy77 13567]

5 minutes ago, TXRed said:

We knew there would be growing pains with this team. Little too early to panic, isn’t it? 

Hell I am already panicking about next year.

[Horn80 6313]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

no panic here, we look faster, we also look like we are full of freshman.  we are were i expected us to be.  we will get boatr raced by 40 next week, but as long as we show progressing game to game instead of regression like last year im good  we basically have a bunch of 19 year olds playing

 

 

Edited September 4, 2022 by Horn80

[TexArcher 38816]

Whittington blocking like a man!

[BERT 4488]

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

People are just tired of sucking.  That doesn’t make them pussies.   

Those are two different things

and it still might make them pussies. We’ll never know for sure 

[Ghost of Stevie Ray 1598]

5 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

 

 

[Sgt Hulk 14330]

we gotta feed bijan  cmon

[USNALonghorn 5155]

Just now, CastHorn said:

I see Sarks vision, but unless Quinn improves dramatically he’s In for a traumatizing experience next week. 

So start Card and fail to cross the 50 yard line?

[Rickylovesweed 15307]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

we gotta feed bijan  cmon

Why? 

This game is over. We are going to need him all season. 

[David Dennison 19441]

This crowd is asleep.

[Valmy77 13567]

Sanders juked himself.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2649]

Wtf is up with the tripping  

[hookem48 4808]

great fake by Ewers

[Sgt Hulk 14330]

lmfao at that play

[RamjetFDO 10642]

Well that was a fun little flip and run!

[AUS-97HORN 11991]

Bijan TD

[Mdhorn 6153]

Sanders is eating.

[Valmy77 13567]

Bijan for Heisman!!

[MillerEP 30838]

Bijan!!!